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ZeroRelevancy
+1, good dumperoo
Paleropapaya
#4 I always make such expensive mistakes
LicensedToIllmatic311
Assapoopshits Massachusetts
michaelz1313
#3 that is for sure not med rare...
thatoneweddingphotographer
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
qwerty4007
#24
rianstar
#29 that's love right there
Samoflange
#49 The Tide has turned.
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
IntrepidWombat
These are new and exciting.
OopsImAPumpkin
#38 Tomatoes are not sweet like pineapples. Also tomato sauce has other stuff in it.
Equinox13
I don't think I've ever met someone who would go, "You like tomato sauce? You must like pineapple too then!"
WantMyBoddd
I will never not up vote "erb derb" lol
ReverseTrapTsukasa
#4 now she can wear vanta.
AbridgedKirito
#16 Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)
phssthpok
#16 Torpenhow Hill (hill hill hill hill)
LennyWeisstein
#28 jast Manaka
jayman5513
#39 the happy ending to the story that we needed.
jaminjimmyjames
doot
EdwardTriggerHands
I thought the same thing.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
I have never felt
TriggaNick
also you could be the celebrity that marries the lowly Benedict Cumberbatch
Thruen
The perfect bed doesn't exi- #21
Enoan
#45 Jane Maine, Margret Connecticut, Diana Louisiana,Pablo Colorado, Martin Washington, Ada Nevada, Georgia Georgia, Virginia Virginia.
duckbutt1234567101
Dafuck is an erb derb
jmpaten
#23 Wait, you invented a wizard beer drinking game that progressed to 8+ beers... and had girls like THAT attending? Damn, what is my life?
TheNonInsestuousJaime
#40 does this mean I get to park in the handicapped spot from no on?
Buckbeak1486
I swear, the animators deliberately made Fiona more attractive as an Ogress than when she was a human.
darkninja2992
Well, thick girls are pretty hot
Buckbeak1486
I always prefer meat on my women!
darkninja2992
I love them thicker than thicc
Dontyoudaremister
It's almost like it was written for young girls and boys to be proud of their real looks and not change for society.
jmpaten
It’s almost like Chris Farley was originally cast to be Shrek before he died in a depression-fueled drug binge....
TheBigReveal
There's a saying about good coming from death. Would Shrek be the meme filled icon he is today if he was voiced by Farley?
OliverClothesoff70
Sad, but very true. There's audio out there of him voicing some Shrek lines. It's sad and chilling.
MattoJanai
Apples and oranges. Pineapple and tomatoes. They don't taste remotely the same. STFU Jesus you're an idiot
digitalutopia
In Bioshock Infinite, in the first Burial at Sea DLC, we see things from the perspective of the Comstock who was so broken after causing /1
digitalutopia
Anna/Elizabeth to get decapitated by the tear, that he went back to being Booker, and ran away to Rapture. Now, just imagine what happened/2
digitalutopia
to the "real" Booker DeWitt in that exchange /3
DrColdMolecule
I’m a big fan of the red wizard
TheyCallMeMisterPig1
Updoot for whoosh smol pener cat
mintystar
Can someone explain what erb derbs are lol
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
Whore dee horves
Samoflange
Hors d'oeuvres. Like little starter thingies.
DarkOverlordJuice
Not one of you plebs said anything in French to explain this. I lovingly hate you all as a community and individually.
chumpacabra
Like an amyuse boosh
AManWithHalfAPlan
#3 Blue, Medium, Rare, Medium Well, Medium Rare, Russia... if this is the new temperature scale then Soviet.
TheStargateIsReal
#16 the Soviet Union doesn’t mean ‘the union union’, it means ‘the council union’
DontEatThatTaco
Even if it did, it's a name they gave themselves. Doesn't belong on the list.
jmpaten
Ooooh, look at smarty mcsmartpants who was educated in a school outside the council union!
ConcernedPansexual
animesux
Almost made this comment myself.
Tigersterne
Next you're going to tell me they weren't really republics. Come on, whould a nation lie in its name?
maliciousGman
Andolomar
Republic: a state in which supreme power is held by the people and their elected representatives, and which has an elected or nominated...
Andolomar
... president rather than a monarch". Officials were elected, nominated, and delegated from and by the party, so they were republics.
Andolomar
Republican democracy is not a necessary component of a republic,
NickBlight
To the last one: infinite in both cases. Infinity has room for infinite infinities in it so you're dead and married infinite times
mknut389
I like to imagine myself doing something completely crazy. Then deciding not to do it. I then laugh that one of my other me's just did it.
HellfireJags
Which means I am fucking infinite Matthew Mercers which makes me infinitely happy.
NickBlight
That's the spirit!
inyourheadunderyourskin
If everything exists then nothing exists
KNIVESY
So there’s a universe in which Josh Crocker isn’t an unreliable sack of rotten peanuts and loves me and we’re married.
Cynesium
Do you ever wonder if there's a universe where the multiverse theory is proven to be false?
PaulTheTangerine
The difference between infinite realities is like the infinity between 0 and 1 not 0 and infinitely large
HurtfulThings
That's not how infinite works. There can be an infinite set that is NOT all encompassing. E.G. there's infinite numbers between 1 & 2... (1)
HurtfulThings
but none of them is the number 3. There can be infinite universes, but still none of them where you are married to Bumbledumb Crappersnatch.
dementedplatypus
But if you right now make the decision not to go after him, many versions do go after, and in just one you just need all the circumstances
HurtfulThings
Nope, that's not how it works dude...
dementedplatypus
oh i know, that would basically make us gods of universes we're not in. which would be fun if you could watch the consequences
mattbl
Multiverse doesn't mean everything has happened, it means every possibility has happened. I doubt any reality is possible where I marry BCB.
BradyHarkonen
Considering the vastness of our own universe and the lack of extraterrestrial life in it, think of how many multiverses are devoid of life.
PaulTheTangerine
If there's nothing living then that implies the big bang didn't happen in that universe which would mean it didn't exist
BradyHarkonen
What? That's like saying because there's no life on the moon, the moon doesn't exist. Things can exist without life to watch it exist.
ibbadgers
infinite =/= infinitely different. you could have an infinite number of identical realities for all anyone knows.
LordofSandvich
Law of Truly Large Numbers.
HellfireJags
No, it is both. You have infinite copies of all possibilities.
twofivefour
But which is the larger infinite?
kirbyvictorious
Infinity is more of a direction than a number really
FCOAlex
Yes.
SquanchingonImgur
You beat me to it.
Bukulu
Nonsensical question, there is no larger or smaller infinity. The only similar question you could ask is, what converges faster to infinity
derSchwarzBar
There are "larger" infinities, i.e. infinite sets with greater cardinality. E.g, while the integers and the reals are both infinite, (1/n)
derSchwarzBar
The real numbers form a larger set than the integers. That said, if both of the discussed sets are composed of infinitely many (2/3)
derSchwarzBar
Discreet elements, then they're the same size. (3/3)
MildlyConcernedTV
The one where you and I are friends :)
TheUnstoppableSnail
I like multiverse theory, but if any and all possibilities exist, there is a reality where someone has conquered and/or destroyed all (1)
LordofSandvich
Multiverse theory assumes that no alternate realities seep into others. Otherwise it would be another reality and would become infinite².
The5lacker
"What if there were realities IN REALITIES!?" that's stupid and not what multiverse theory means at all.
BearBombs
What if we live in the universe where we are the only planet in the universe that developed life.
TheUnstoppableSnail
(2) realities, which would include our own. And seeing as we are still discussing this then that can't have happened lol. Not yet anyway. :D
KonradOwen
And there would be a multiverse where multiverses doesn’t exist
GH05TY
Ah, see, here's the crucial flaw in that logic: infinite *possibilities.* For it to happen, it must still be *possible.* /1
GH05TY
So if there's a one in a quadrillion chance it can happen, infinite universes where it happens. But if it's impossible, zero universes. /2
GH05TY
So there would be infinite universes where Hitler married Ghandi, but none where he spontaneously turned into a purple T-Rex one day. /3
KittyLeader
Apart from the reality where they didn't manage to destroy our reality... which might be that reality.
GlassCannon570
Multiversal Travel Unit, [REDACTED] University Police, [REDACTED] University, [REDACTED], [REDACTED] Galaxy, Universe Euclid-Schrödinger-0
LastPizzaSlice
Except in the universe where it did!
HurtfulThings
Yeah... that's not how it works at all...
NickBlight
Unless it's truly impossible to jump from one to another which kinda makes the whole thing moot.
NaughtButOne
Only if traversing dimensions is possible. If it truly is impossible in "most" realities, then the only way for it to be possible would >
elganif
Theres probably a limit to how far you can be from your origin universe and still be 'compatible' so both states could co-exist in a way
NaughtButOne
> be if their physical laws were so different from ours, at which point we're back to it being impossible since they couldn't come here.
ElioNope
Ah but to conquer infinite realities takes infinite time, and we've only had like 15 billion time so far.
TinyRickRoll
This is the only correct answer.
BunterTheMage
Underrated comment. Be proud of your work
ElioNope
grim86
Infinite doesnt mean every possility. There are an infinite amount of even numbers. But that infinity will never include the number 3.
CaptTaka
(-infinity, 3)(3,infinity)
ThatDutchPerson
30.
NickBlight
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jimbodoomface
This is elegant as fuck.
FuzzyX
He is drinking his tea first so spare him 5 minutes.
CarrotNose
or it is not possible in any universe, then it will never happen
lspec
It would probably take an infinite amount of time to destroy the infinite number of realities one by one.