Some stuff I found funny

Jan 2, 2016 5:34 PM

Where would they rather your hair have been put?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 I do this because I bought a tailored suit but never go out. At least I can't say I never wear it.

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Oh I'd go to the supermarket or something just so people can see how much effort I put in

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No if and when I have to into public places I try to stay completely invisible.

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I might be Ron Swanson's long lost twin.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Send proof

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I can't sent you my brain. Physically we are nothing alike. Mentally I feel him on a whole 'nother level.

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Wing everything! Wing all the things!

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That's the kind of attitude held by people who you don't want in your life.

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Why wouldn't I want me in my life? I'm successful. Own a house, have a wife, 2 kids. Winged it just fine.

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You are the homer to everyone's grimey grimes if that were true

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Wing ALL the things?

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Especially ardium-levioSAH

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I would like just one more drink!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do I hear cocktail movie night

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Sounds good! I'm down!

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Ok Ireland, tomorrow night. Il provide the whiskey, you bring the snacks

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Little hard to get there from Canada! Why don't you come here!

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Because we have better whiskey

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