May 21, 2016 1:57 AM
AgentMedo64
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back to your homes humans i will rule this park
twofingerdoubletap
Clever girl
intenseboat
"I brought you your kid and I can fucking take it away" -- Murder Stork probably
Ihavepoopingproblems
I have had this happen and let me tell you, it's fucking terrifying
merdadimadi
+1 for no "Hooman's."
Hiphopapotomus
Look at tha littl'un. Git in ma' behlly!
scatterpillar
*farmer in the dell* "Omar comin! Omar comin!
raggedrabbit
The dinosaurs are taking over the park again.
sevendinosaurs7
Best comment ever commented
checksandbalancesplease
I'm here to eat fish and fuck shit up... and there ain't no fish in sight.
helloalice
Let me be your RUUUULER
aroosternamed0melette
That swagger.
TheRageMuffin
Fuck him. I'll give him the good ol' fashion odor right cross.
AdventurerOliver
"Move bitch I will eat your child!" -this stork probably
StickThatUpYourHairlessFlaccidAssholes
Wad up a hand full of Alka Seltzer in some bread. Problem solved.
Giganotosaurus
As a dinosaur, you mammals can fuck off. In with infinichin here
Smirlie
It wanted to eat that child
NoobUnicorn
Yes everything seems fine. Get out of my way peon.
LilLarry
Back away, not today disco pelican
atrocitass
When it opened its beak I heard a raptor scream in my head
SmokeyQuartz
Anxiety Disorder Stork is just trying to enjoy a peaceful day.
Markopter
Pelican?
jediengineer
Storks are pricks.
shame on you how you talk about our park ruler like that
How dare I? Well, kinda like I just did, actually.
actually shame on you
I am a shame magnet.
twofingerdoubletap
Clever girl
intenseboat
"I brought you your kid and I can fucking take it away" -- Murder Stork probably
Ihavepoopingproblems
I have had this happen and let me tell you, it's fucking terrifying
merdadimadi
+1 for no "Hooman's."
Hiphopapotomus
Look at tha littl'un. Git in ma' behlly!
scatterpillar
*farmer in the dell* "Omar comin! Omar comin!
raggedrabbit
The dinosaurs are taking over the park again.
sevendinosaurs7
Best comment ever commented
checksandbalancesplease
I'm here to eat fish and fuck shit up... and there ain't no fish in sight.
helloalice
Let me be your RUUUULER
aroosternamed0melette
That swagger.
TheRageMuffin
Fuck him. I'll give him the good ol' fashion odor right cross.
AdventurerOliver
"Move bitch I will eat your child!" -this stork probably
StickThatUpYourHairlessFlaccidAssholes
Wad up a hand full of Alka Seltzer in some bread. Problem solved.
Giganotosaurus
As a dinosaur, you mammals can fuck off. In with infinichin here
Smirlie
It wanted to eat that child
NoobUnicorn
Yes everything seems fine. Get out of my way peon.
LilLarry
Back away, not today disco pelican
atrocitass
When it opened its beak I heard a raptor scream in my head
SmokeyQuartz
Anxiety Disorder Stork is just trying to enjoy a peaceful day.
Markopter
Pelican?
jediengineer
Storks are pricks.
AgentMedo64
shame on you how you talk about our park ruler like that
jediengineer
How dare I? Well, kinda like I just did, actually.
AgentMedo64
actually shame on you
jediengineer
I am a shame magnet.