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Dec 26, 2017 11:05 AM
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Dsharppe
Fuck off Chet.
HungerofCrota
It ain't easy being fugly lol
TheSecretOwl
I
RoadToGloriousCommentsOnly
PoetDesmond
Hello!
rusrsdude
Hello!
geekahedron
whose*
acidFlowers
Scrolled down to find this, thank you
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
Yeh nice one pal
Phatplat
Chet!
Catmancer9000
Lol I got down voted to hell on mine so I had to take it down. Probably gonna find a bridge to live under and make people answer riddles
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pilotperson
Why “had to”?
Catmancer9000
Because I didn't want my wife to catch on with the rest of Imgur that I'm actually a hobgoblin
KristusApollo
Hobgoblin's need love too
sonic745
No, you're a grumpy old troll who lives under the bridge.
Catmancer9000
Not yet I don't lol
Sugarpandabutt
I was so mad at the downvotes on selfies. Like fuck you people, this is someone's face. :(
Supernerdtastic
That's imgur 364 days a year. Some people don't get the xmas memo, it'll be okay.
Sugarpandabutt
True
JemFayCrystal
Shiit I would never downvote someone's selfies damn people are assholes.
whencatsattack64
Damn that's cold. I upvoted the ones I found that were unique or funny, but if I didn't feel like upvoting I just left it the hell alone.
SirCaptainDoctorProfessorMeowMeow
That's what I do, and to be honest that's what was on the FP alot not just random pretty people. Some where but not nearly as much as 1/?
SirCaptainDoctorProfessorMeowMeow
The Imgur selfie hate boners tries to tell everybody. 2/2
whencatsattack64
I didn't see quite as many unique ones, but to be fair I was trying to randomly distract myself from the in-laws so might have missed a few.
Catmancer9000
Where were you in my hour of need lol
angrymoustacheseals
So did I. I did the same.
nipplepanties
I went through your posts. It's probably because nobody believes you're a black cat.
Catmancer9000
God damn it I'm a real boy
steveracer
:( I got like 15 upvotes... sorry to hear that.
TalkWithMyHands
I got like 37 votes and like 5 people looking to get nudes or send dick pics.
steveracer
I gave you a vote! And no dick pic!
TalkWithMyHands
See chivalry is not dead!
FuzzyX
Wield Science the ultimate teen flick.
eruditic
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
Then you've never seen Debbie does dallas
FuzzyX
The Perils of Paula I found better. It even won best porn flick of the year award.
RussainBot
Did NOT age well. Seems pretty creepy now.
Batonrougeisnotsobad
“He don’t even have his license, LISA!”
WatcherNotCreeper
Chet
Stilgod
Kelethar
Cold blooded shit man. He's an asshole. Look at his haircut. Anybody with a haircut like that; you know is an asshole.
ThePeePeePooPooMan1
CHET!! Rest in peace Bill Paxton
edasm
CHET!
IntelligenceWithoutAmbition
There's dozens of us! Dozens!
eruditic
halasy
Just for that I ought to give you a set of elephant balls.
Lurkingoff
You're stewed buttwad!
Amoracchius
Mine died in user sub as well.
Thoraxe123
I used the wrong tag. Womp womp womp. Maybe next year.
ScottHitz
Except you never posted one?!?
Aumpa
Probably did but removed it
amandalee137
Jokes on you, I didn’t post one because I didn’t want to be downvoted
ApricotMuffin
30Jonseredi
Well it was almost completely random because if ypu didn't get 30 upvotes and make it to rising you just sank below the newest selfies
alpacasaurusrex
I upvoted nearly everyone unless they looked like Instagram chicks coming here for more validation they are pretty, then I didn’t vote at
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all. Mine died in usersub and I got called an oinker and a Christmas ham. It was okay cause I met some awesome people!
ThisIsJustHowMyFaceLooks
I just looked at your selfie.You are very attractive. May those who said things like that to you contract something nasty on their penis.
AmazonEmma
how do you decide if they are seeking for validation ? I mean, I saw no duck faces or "i'm so ugly lol"
alpacasaurusrex
They have 8 layers of makeup on and it looks like they belong on insta and have no to few posts.
alpacasaurusrex
I also ignored the obviously gorgeous people with “this will die in usersub teehee lol” folks. If they were average everyday folk with “this
alpacasaurusrex
will die” I upvoted.
AmazonEmma
oh yeah this too
DasBeaker
Most of them post they’re instagram in the description.
AmazonEmma
fair enough :)
Lahoura
I got more downvotes that up for the first 2 hours. I almost cried :') thanks for that imgur.
Flakeywhitestuff
alucinare
Wait. Is this an ACTUAL scene from the movie?
cunninglinguist85
pollofritoforpresident
Dude I just watched It the other day and wow. It was actually a solid movie.
getotterhere
Kvothe94
When the hd kicks in
RubberChickenGoD
igec
AmazonEmma
Hey I'm not mad, it could have been worse than just a few up-votes and 2 comments, my inbox feels relieved.
storm6666
I’m feeling pretty ugly after only like 7 upvotes.. guess it was a wake up call for me
ragnaroktog
Same thing every year. I'm not pretty enough for Imgur. :(
AmazonEmma
nonesense, you did a great santa and your doggo is cute !
ragnaroktog
Thanks. Which one? I'll let him know.
AmazonEmma
oh my ! you have 2 ! I scrolled too fast, they are both beautiful and the bestest boys !
thelittlemurmaider
I may or may not have creepily creeped your Christmas selfie and discovered that our cats could be long lost twins.
AlexisActually
So I'm curious. Is that a thing that happens? The inbox thing.
AmazonEmma
a friend posted a more "risque" selfie than I did, and her inbox was flooded, some unsolicited Dick pics too...
AlexisActually
D: jesus, what a bunch of creeps.
AmazonEmma
the imgur community is vast and diverse , you can have kind and attentive people as much as there are hateful assholes
AlexisActually
Glad you have a positive attitude about it. Only PMs I ever got were for great sex weekends, so I was curious. Sorry about the weirdos.
ThisIsJustHowMyFaceLooks
I removed my selfie because some of the stuff people were saying to me. It was creeping me out but not a penis received. Christmas Miracle
smirkinghighgardenwhore
I didn't know it until yesterday but yes. For a good five minutes my inbox exploded with some very unexpected messages.
Gaiashining
Lol, me 2. Even my cats get downvotes sometimes ????
PowerOfSpork
Yeah, I feel more offended for my dog than myself. I don't care if strangers hate my face, but feel sad when they downvote his.
Gaiashining
Thorin is adorable.
PowerOfSpork
Thanks!
DoctorMama
Your cats are cute. Have some upvotes.
Gaiashining
Thank you!
Niddhoger
"Upvote all selfies for Christmas" Only translated to "upvote all the pretty chicks/men in uniform for Christmas" Oh how fickle we are....
onemorepost
Some of the comments on the selfies where brutal.
Crabsforeveryone
I upvoted no matter what.
Seandarkside
Big difference from years past.
jscheel
I found it much more interesting to just switch to sorting by newest.
windexismygravy
I upvoted every one I saw regardless of attraction level.
juiceskers
I even included my dog! Didn’t get far, but some internet points are nice.
SatanBakes
Totes true.
aconsolationprize
Dont forget the obvious sympathy post.... Oh my BF left me for Xmas. Oh she single, upvote just in case she wants the D.
PaulTomblin
I got 14 upvotes and one downvote. Sure made me feel good for Christmas.
MorningstarJP
As a man in uniform this is entirely untrue. Mine died in usersub with like 7 points lol
flytronix
Sounds like a lame tradition that should end.
Raptace
This
SexySanders
Yep :/
RaynWisp
I downvoted all of them equally
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
I was in uniform but still died in usersub. I guess my ugly mug cancelled out the veteran status.
Hugsfordrugs3
I am not attractive but I got some upvotes and a lot of dick picks. I could have done without thoes
sexualoldladyparts
I realised I clearly didn't have my tits out enough.
LovecraftianHugz
And beards. Don't forget the epic beards.
LochNessMister
I caught some of you
Bystandr
The funny part is how anyone more unbiased or fair is surprised the rest of us are so fickle.
HermanManly
Don't forget those who have a visible disorder
Jonsse
My ugly ass got upvoted as well. Not much, not even enough to reach trending. Pretty people just got upvoted much more.
spacetrains
I got 7 and I worked on Christmas. Luckily my self esteem isn't upvote based.
HermanManly
Yeah but you had a doggo, that's cheatin
SterlingMaloryArcherr
I think my plain face got 15 upvotes
Jonsse
I might have cheated a bit by having my sisters dog in the pic with me.
cixelsid
Have an upvote on me
thezookeeper
I peeked in usersub a couple times yesterday and there honestly weren't that many people who weren't good looking.
TrixieH0bbitses
There were some token uggos in the mix.
Chrishankhah
I didn't even bother. Not a pretty girl or a goofy male and I don't have a uniform at work. Chances are it would just depress me even more.
Sypher51
Yeah i try to do it ! I even don't upvote some sexy Lady
TheThunderbirdRising
Don't forget fat dudes doing goofy shit
youdisrespectmywholeframiry
Oh my god thank you i almost forgot
Tiiimmmaayy
Psh I got downvoted last Christmas because they claimed I was whoring points for being "attractive" and in uniform at the fire station.
ideagrinder
Humblebrag much?
WhatzitTooya
Nah, exceptionally ugly ones got a shot, too.
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SolarDuck
And hot people, always the hot people.
Wankathon
Exactly, now its just a vanity excuse.
DafRossi
I just got home from 3k drive with my truck, posted a pic merry xmas, got 2 likes XD
djohn84
I was working....on getting fatter
smirkinghighgardenwhore
I was working too... on a plate of cookies and leveling up.
DoctorMama
Well we really ought to make that more publicly known. That's a much better idea.
Ungodlylongusernamefornogoodreasoninparticular
Wow here I was thinking that it was known. I avoid imgur on Christmas so I wouldn't have noticed
FisterMantastic
People really seem to forget this part.
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fluffleupagus
I worked on Christmas. I work from home though, so I have no telltale uniform.
Byrd3790
Same here bud. Same here.
Tyr13
Have an upvote... no, two upvotes then! :)
MildlyIrateBomber
And here I thought Imgur was only beautiful women. Are you saying the ugly people are still in User Sub???
AlexisActually
Yeah, we are, but it's k.
angrymoustacheseals
There were some beautiful people who didn’t get upvoted.
HerrGrumps
Yeah mostly thots and pathetic dudes upvoting then? I wish the “tradition” didn’t exist, it just ruins imgur for like two whole days
infectiousgigglezombie
Agreed! It was like a high school all over again
SephardicHomo
Seems like when schools out it turns imgur into 9gag. Look at all the dumps and boobs on the front page.
hitlerchan
Idk, I saw quite a few attractive guys posting, it was pretty cool actually
Bystandr
Meh let them have their day. Enough people were giving positive comments that it must have entertained the masses. Restrict it all and then
Bystandr
your going to deal more with the gate crashers using bots to upvote etc.
nicepersonbadbreath
I agree it was shit
warick
When it started a couple years ago it was just a small stream of selfies. Now it's 95% of usersub. Boring.
okillshutupnow
Also people started on Christmas eve (in all countries) it's the eve BEFORE Christmas people!
itsallinyourmind
This is Christmas for a lot of people. I’m danish living in America and we still only do Christmas Eve
Swedishbouldering
Then again. Here in Sweden we celebrate Christmas eve. Christmas day is just a regular day off to get over the hangover
amadeupname
Lets talk about time zones...
JeremyBeadlesStrongerHand
Yup. Kept me off imgur though so I spent way more time talking to family, which was nice.
dachicken
lmao welp there you have it :) Made me grin thanks.
j00niz
Wow, you sound like a fun dude to be around!
HerrGrumps
Hah ok fair point! Just having a bitch, but, yeah I’m sure I’m a pain in the ass to hang out with :)
alpacasaurusrex
There was some girl doing a sexy Instagram post in bed wearing a high waisted skirt and her bra trying to act like it was “innocent” and a
alpacasaurusrex
few girls bent over with their hoohaas to the camera in Christmas hohoho wear. One chick in lingerie with a Christmas sweater dress. I did
alpacasaurusrex
not downvote, I just didn’t vote and moved to the people who would die in usersub and gave updoots.
zehgogglesdonossing
Whatever, let them beat off. Browse random for a while, it's a lot of fun actually.
dachicken
I remember being that age lol. well, sort of... it was like being a walking erection. Let them have a wank, no harm, no foul sheezus. Random
woderwoman
That’s what I did. Love leaving comments on 6 year old posts!
Niddhoger
Oh God... there was this stripper selfie taken from her club.... the 12 y/o were beating each other off into a frenzy.
TresusIbor
How...how would you know about that second part? Are you secretly ISeeNipple?
rugger
The one with the pink hair?
Thankyouforthis
I roasted her. I got roasted in response..
rugger
I upvoted your roast when she was spamming photos.