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Mar 1, 2016 7:28 PM
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begbietossesapint
Better hope there's intelligent life somewhere up in space because there's bugger all down here on earth (closes fridge)
EvolveCT9A
https://youtu.be/q5mLjKI968g
EnderzComiX
It would be nice. Yeah. I know. Socks. But better socks. Glove-like socks.
ejaytee91
There appears to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere..
lordmallard
PoorlyDrawnLines: http://poorlydrawnlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/intelligent.png
JDOT667
Get your shit together Lauren.
lotsohugginbear
It's a good thing someone invented socks for hands though... Where did you say you live again Lauren?
imyourzer0
Ahwell, guess there's no feet gloves... #socks
TheBeardedNun
The first thing any alien life is going to see about us, because we beam it everywhere, is the internet. We will be judged harshly.
bangbangshrimp
Is this gonna become a thing? I want this to become a thing.
Cheomesh
https://youtu.be/mMRvRU6zCdY
Skrewd
Fucking Dan.
4thE
This should've used Jaden Smith's tweets instead.
Phantomburn
Are we still wondering why certain people get elected?
kkanne20
jesus fuck...
Jthechef
As we view this amazing OC, remember that a LOT of people are voting for Trump for president in the US right now!
chamaila
Billy Mays here with a revolutionary product - Glocks ! It's gloves for the feet ladies and gentlemen ! Buy now & get one more pair free !
DonGiovanni8
but wait, there's more!
sendguineapics
They can protect much more than your feet!
laisametschbaetzlaondsoidawirschd
Some algae are pretty clever, though. They can manoeuvre into the sunlight to harvest the energy.
idrinkcheapbeer
http://www.amazon.com/Bloch-Soleil-S0662-Glove-Adult/dp/B006ZCDSTC/
irishcanadian89
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on earth
nintenja
socks?
thegraphiteknight
Toe sox
ferrettrack
Well done Tony, well done.
ThomasTheIdiot
Can this please be a new thing? Now we always put cringe and other dumb stuff between these.
canibeakitty
no no! come back! i swear we aren't all like that! *sigh* go to hell Lauren
JohnnyCashedOut
Fuck you Lauren!
MyMesobook
Where her feet will be warm forever.
MyMesobook
...unless it's Dante's Hell, in which case...the opposite. I digress. Please continue to your hell of choice.
PrettiAwkward
STOP IT!!! My name is Lauren. We're not all bad...
canibeakitty
...my condolences
PolarHailStorm
If aliens visit Earth and have developed space travel but not a sense of humour, I don't really want them here to be honest.
IvnWng
Hope she freezes to death
COLONELOBVlOUS
Yea！ at least we have shoes. Now, what we really need is gloves for the ears.
Shkinball
@Lauren
samuraipizzamel
GOD DAMMIT LAUREN!
Sogeking
Fkin Lauren
iamthisguy247
I know right? But seriously gloves for feet was a good idea.
Krympehl
Do you mean, SOCKS? And then like... I dunno, SHOES?
nigglemaster
Mukluks.
iamthisguy247
Socks? Yeah that makes sense. But how about socks for your hand.
Krympehl
Oooh dang... That sounds so cool! We gotta make these before someone else does. :D We'll start our own hipster company.
BitchImFromTheInternet
Socks for hands would be way better.
commandant
Mittens
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
If I don't have to manipulate anything, mittens are so much better.
FunkyCake
Funfact: "gloves" in Dutch is "handschoenen", which litterally translates to "handshoes" :)
BitchImFromTheInternet
I always up -vote Funfacts!
topkekasaurus
Same in German
MikkitheMartian
*Yay! I'm relevant*
Zebzet
god dammit lauren
MyUsernameIsDEFINITELYNOTmyPassword
I like to think that we will one day find life other than earth and we will find they are just as dumb in their own special ways.
Gymnopedies
It would be cool if their eight year olds can do calculus but no one thought of the concept of probability yet
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
The other night I couldn't remember what cotton candy was called so I started talking about "the fluffy cloud stuff you eat." I didn't (1/?)
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
even think to say "you can get it at a circus/fair/carnival." (2/2)
Amazinglightbulb
How cool would that be! A titanian way to be dumb... Ha!
jazzchameleon
The Great Old Ones aren't dumb in any way. Aeons of sleeping let's you think clearly
AnalTelescope
It'll be the plot of Avatar, except the natives won't win because that would be fucking dumb
MyUsernameIsDEFINITELYNOTmyPassword
Lol yes exactly!!
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
We really do need idiots. Without them, the rest of us wouldn't be as smart.
imnakedunderhere
Us need idiots? Me am smart already.
geriatricsanatore
SMRT
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Spoken like a true savant.
mecerator
Thank you for your service.
RealSnakesHaveCurves
Savage
wheresyourmonkeynow
Speaking as a proud member of team idiot. You're welcome.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
*your I'm gonna need you to tone it down a bit.
wittyandcharmingnamenoonehasthoughtofyet
We would be smarter as a collective just maybe not as smart seeming by perspective.
shovethis
Tight rhyme
wittyandcharmingnamenoonehasthoughtofyet
Thanks :)
DoubleW
Sleep tite
geriatricsanatore
You know it Bitch