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Sep 17, 2016 3:28 PM
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MNtattooedNERD
You have 4 cats AND a fucking boyfriend?!
CottonCandiJenni
Maybe it's a nonfucking boyfriend?
WhoStoleMySweetroll
I hope he got some real ass after all that cleaning.
gnioros
Agreed.
CharlesJacobs
11:45PM: Boyfriend burns down house in psychotic rage. Cats dead.
bussypop
Girlfriend shot thrice...
BrutusGrimme
But the house is. So...CLEAAANNNN.....
TheRockerr
How to get someone to do all the house chores in a day
bussypop
This shit right here is why men don't let women anywhere near real power. Perhaps her fart spray will finally break the glass ceiling. Not.
IncognitoPanda
"I have a winner idea here, folks! Two words: Liquid. Ass." *room cheers* Probably how it went down
sexytangerine
*the room claps and gives a standing ovation*
TheHaloFollower
WhatsTheMatterOtter
The boy's name? Albert Einstein.
Kimechan
SandShock
Or you could... I don't know help clean the house?
ShoeBoughtDaRobot
Lmao I filled my highschool elevators and ventilation systems as my senior prank
ShoeBoughtDaRobot
It was fucking glorious
xbolt
Idontknowhowtopronouncethiswebsitesname
I have smelled this before, almost made me throw up.
Brosius
But, this isn't trolling
Noahy503
Buy this and spray this shit in your classroom before exams.
Noahy503
PLOT TWIST: Teacher has a cold that day and can't smell shit.
hammockonthebeach
As a teacher, this was really confusing for me. I was wondering why I'd want to distract my students....
VAiSiA
u r good))
ManLonG
tee hee, patriarchy!
moneyshot1
Looooooooooooooong.
NotSoSmartAlek
But worth it. My face hurts from laughing.
chlqtunby
Pay a visit to girhg.com
FeRDNYC
Glonously heoric!
thefatlonelyjew
But ur house still smell like ass tho
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
Light some incense. Problem solved.
MaddMatter
Not for liquid ass.
itslikesomesortofneutronbomb
She said she's a nurse, we are immune to the smell
emuthegreen
Now, a c.diff spray. That might get me moving
theopilus5
But now it is clean tho
notmyrealname1998
If you pop the the sweater in the wash, air out a bit, maybe use some febreeze, you should be good.
CharlesJacobs
JammedHam
This made my day.
SherMattLockSmith
Febreeze, yo.
Morrigi
That just makes it smell like flowery ass.
redfoxvsall
Its spelled Febreze now.
SherMattLockSmith
Always was, I just CBA to write it the "right" way, it looks wrong.
howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuck22
Mandela effect. Bruh