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May 10, 2017 1:27 AM
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I overheard a dude tell a st vendor food lady "yea i should get that soda fo free, i invented soda!" While she shook her head and said nono
hippityhoppitywomenareproperty
#9 the headphones dont reach his ears dammit
nikikinz
So given the doggy's birthday wasn't the day of the split and you've been apart 2 yrs. That means he's sent 1 card. +1 for the dump.
lulu82
Loved the towel art.
DefinitelyNotASithLord
I lost it when i realized what book it was reading.
DranksAndDragons
I mean, if you leave out 50 Shades of Grey for the hotel staff to find, that seems like the only appropriate response!
lulu82
Ha! Absolutely.
luminousbeing
The Barefoot Contessa also declined to meet a 6 year old with leukemia from the Make A Wish foundation. Twice.
Kittybitters
She's also extremely busy and invited the kid to be on her show after that but the family declined.
Spalooga
Wasn't the towel folding one done by a guest who was having a friendly towel folding competition with the maid?
2cool4jul
Didn't ina also deny a sick kids make-a-wish??
nghtvsion
Surprisingly few Barefoot Contessa bits in here.
Primotimewaster
Quite a few fresh memes in this dump. +1 OP
bigdix69420
Oh the watermarks.
RealBuffaloMilk
#5 You're is used correctly. I'll accept it.
anonwhymouse
That ex is very considerate
OfficialBenderRodriguez
#20 friendly reminder that she turned down the make-a-wish foundation twice for a kid who wanted to cook with her because she was "busy"
Jerojero
You had my upvote at #17
JDeslab
#4 you can also use it as a stand
16384
Cereal really is just breakfast soup... the game has changed forever.
SalisburyShuffle
I'm stoned too man. Upvote
kingnicky
Upvote vecause I too am stoned too much
SegaDeath
What if i told you, you could eat regular soup as breakfast too
PotatoThunder
I don't get the cheese shop one
karafrackingthrace
It's a recipe for going to the store to buy cheese
lulu82
I think most towns don't have cheese shops. Ours does. I don't go there. I'm not that fancy. There's one on a nearby island too!
SKELETONMAAAN
You poor folks. Even our supermarkets have a huge cheese counter with lots of variety. Step it up, America
lulu82
I'm in 'straya. The town I grew up in now has a deli with incredible cheeses, but that's a flight, a bus, a train, a taxi, and then a walk.
lulu82
But smelling and trying cheeses to discover if they're underripe? I've never been so privileged.
PotatoThunder
I live in the is and we have lots of nice cheese at my local grocery, but I think that might be relatively recent
TheDireWolf
You live in the Islamic State?!!