Funny Phone DumpĀ 

May 10, 2017 1:27 AM

anlyin

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I overheard a dude tell a st vendor food lady "yea i should get that soda fo free, i invented soda!" While she shook her head and said nono

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9 the headphones dont reach his ears dammit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So given the doggy's birthday wasn't the day of the split and you've been apart 2 yrs. That means he's sent 1 card. +1 for the dump.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Loved the towel art.

9 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

I lost it when i realized what book it was reading.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, if you leave out 50 Shades of Grey for the hotel staff to find, that seems like the only appropriate response!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Ha! Absolutely.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Barefoot Contessa also declined to meet a 6 year old with leukemia from the Make A Wish foundation. Twice.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

She's also extremely busy and invited the kid to be on her show after that but the family declined.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Wasn't the towel folding one done by a guest who was having a friendly towel folding competition with the maid?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn't ina also deny a sick kids make-a-wish??

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surprisingly few Barefoot Contessa bits in here.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Quite a few fresh memes in this dump. +1 OP

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh the watermarks.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#5 You're is used correctly. I'll accept it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That ex is very considerate

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#20 friendly reminder that she turned down the make-a-wish foundation twice for a kid who wanted to cook with her because she was "busy"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You had my upvote at #17

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 you can also use it as a stand

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cereal really is just breakfast soup... the game has changed forever.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 5

I'm stoned too man. Upvote

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Upvote vecause I too am stoned too much

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

What if i told you, you could eat regular soup as breakfast too

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't get the cheese shop one

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

It's a recipe for going to the store to buy cheese

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

I think most towns don't have cheese shops. Ours does. I don't go there. I'm not that fancy. There's one on a nearby island too!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

You poor folks. Even our supermarkets have a huge cheese counter with lots of variety. Step it up, America

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm in 'straya. The town I grew up in now has a deli with incredible cheeses, but that's a flight, a bus, a train, a taxi, and then a walk.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But smelling and trying cheeses to discover if they're underripe? I've never been so privileged.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in the is and we have lots of nice cheese at my local grocery, but I think that might be relatively recent

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You live in the Islamic State?!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0