Me:“Sit” Dog:“You sit” Me:“Yes Sir”

Feb 2, 2018 1:53 PM

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Most panther looking dog ever.

Mutherfuckers out here murderin' out their dogs now.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the most badass dog I've ever seen

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

What a beautiful dog wow absolutely fantastic

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I want it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"A dog is just a dog until he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog." - old Vietnamese proverb

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those eyes are piercing

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So are the teeth

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scary in the daylight. Imagine running into the black dog at night.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

MAJESTIC!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FROM HELL'S BLACK HEART I STAB AT THEE

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prague!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty baby????????????

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's where I'm supposed to be question marks hahaha !!!!!!!!!!*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am the night.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

omg he needs cuddles

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw come on! He's just looking for some nice belly rubs!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beautiful!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

God it's beautiful.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Dogs name is Daisy probably

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beautiful dog. Obligatory thank you Jim Cary for making that word easy to spell

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

too bad Carrey couldn't make a rhyme about his last name ;)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who's that? :p good one!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dog is so sharp looking that you have to dress up to take it out on a walk.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Shopped! Cerberus has three heads

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 1

That dog protects the gates of hell.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And mauls kids ;-)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ARE YOU THE KEYMASTER?

8 years ago | Likes 824 Dislikes 1

This. This deserve more recognition +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ZUUL MOTHERFUCKER ZUUL!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

There is no username

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HAH this was I scrolled down to look for. +1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who brought the dog?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's my buddy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y'all muthertruckers need Zuul!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I remember those books

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For Dobermann's it was for guard purposes. To prevent a place to grab, just like docking their tails. For pit fighting breeds, it's the same

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you write this in the wrong comment, mate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.... Lolwut?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think he replied to the wrong comment

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all good

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/r/nobodyasked

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally answered the fucking question. Kisses.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you the gatekeeper?

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

ZUUL!!!

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 0

I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer...Volguus Zildrohoar, Lord of the Seboullia. Are you the Gatekeeper?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You will perish in flame, you and all your kind!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What an asshole....

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ahh negative. I am a meat popsicle.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What an elegant doggo.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It's from a designer breeder. His Nasme is Prague's Problem. All if their dogs are pretty

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Apparently they are also extremely focused on good health, temperament, and happiness. +1 pretend internet point for them, somehow.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

xxldesignerpitbulls, I like how he feeds them raw deer carcasses, lol

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've heard diets with raw meat help dog coats a lot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omg does it. Helps their teeth too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What breed is it?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Demon

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Hellhound

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Barghast

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cerberus.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

fenris

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Deathhound.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

XXL Pitbull, he feeds them entire deer carcasses, lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Cane Corso

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 9

XXL pitbull, not cane corso

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Downvoted for telling the truth, that's just fucked up eh? I follow them on Insta too and this is Prague

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sorry, before I've seen it called a cane corso. Thank you for correcting me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was my guess

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hell hound

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baskerville Hound

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 25, 2018 4:42 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Actually it's not. The owner has an website where he sells pups.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dog covered in vantablack?

8 years ago | Likes 260 Dislikes 2

No it's velour

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Everyone likes velour.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hello zap

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

No. It’s Void by Armani

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seeing Vantablack in person is on my bucket list. #ScienceMasturbation

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

You can request to order small samples now, but it's super not cheap

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They have some at the Indianapolis museum of art, yet they have a reflective case around it so you can't shine a light properly on it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still super cool to see in person tho

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Vanta?black?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A black made of carbon nano tubes that absorbs as much light as possible making it appear as though you haven’t unlocked an item yet#

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's a substance that absorbs all light, and thus appears to be cartoonishly black.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

98% of light, or as close as we can theoretically get

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like Fat Albert?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Serious question, why do people mutilate their ears?

8 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 24

Don't know about ears but i know w/ tails is cause sum breeds have little feeling in them and tend to break them and infections take hold

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have naturally long ear flaps which cover the inside of there ears which can cause infections and stuffs

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

99.9% of the time it's cosmetics.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

There mutilated ears this bread of dog has ears like this, it's a preza canario

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same reason people selectively bred to create different breeds- they had a purpose but now it's largely for show.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To look fiercer

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Vanity. They think it looks good

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because people are horrible fucking bastards, all the reasons why stem from that

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Back in the day, Dog Fighters would "trim the ears" to prevent them from being ripped by other dogs. Bottom-line: Its ALWAYS terrible!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

In the old days it was to make it easy to tell them apart from wolves to prevent gunfire accidents. Even then people weren't that cuntish.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno. My parents had my foreskin cut off for no reason. People suck.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did it to my pit because he has a serious skin condition (Under his legs, his groin area, under his ears) he breaks out in terrible 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

painful sores that have to be treated with cream and a medicated soap ever other day. After cropping his ears he no longer gets sores there

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ours something similar not as bad, but she does have allergies and stuff in the summer and gets ear infections a fair amount (not clipped)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine doesn't really get infections, more actual open sores.. Think hot spots, just way worse. In his ears, between his poor little toes.. :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor little dear.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cropping his ears helped, in his ears he doesn't get sores anymore. For him it was the best answer. But I was strongly against it at first

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My friend’s Doberman didn’t have cropped ears and he chewed the ends of his own ears off.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

Serious question.. I haven't seen a Doberman without cropped ears but how did he actually chew his ears off? Do they hang down that far?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My brown Doberman has his ears intact. They're not that long... Must have been a really lonely dog, sadly!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea, they’re long and floppy

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Theyre actually quite floppy, yeah.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like boredom and sadness.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 6

Fuck no. Doberman puppies are little crackheads. They will destroy shit after 3mins of boredom.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They had several dogs at the time, huge fenced in yard and were never bored or neglected

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Serious answer: because people are cunts.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 6

1) With Boxers at least, there is a higher incident of infections and blood clots with floppy ears. Both of these are easily treatable or

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

Literally not true, I've owned boxers for decades and NEVER cropped their ears. It's just a cosmetic bullshit thing pushed by the AKC

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2) or preventable. So I don't think it justifies cropping. But there is at least some medical justification many owners point to.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

My doggo sticks his dirty paws in his ears all the time and gets minor infections then he shakes his head a ton and pops blood vessels

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

(I think the technical term is an aureal hematoma) and his ears quadruple in thickness and he gets tremendous pain. I could see why

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Clipping might help with that but cleaning his paws works just fine for me so we do that

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Same reason people circumcise their children. It helps with keeping the area clean. I don't agree, but that's the reasoning behind it.

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Bullshite.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Yes, both things you said are total nonsense

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I can see ear clipping as a way to keep floppy eared dogs ears healthy as most floppy ears have major health issues

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

That might be a happy side effect, but it began because they were fighting dogs and ears were susceptible when floppy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is not the origin of clipping ears.http://www.akc.org/content/news/articles/issue-analysis-dispelling-myths/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Why on earth would you give any credibility to an organisation that advocates amputating animal limbs without anesthetic.?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are also a few breeds that have bad ear infection issues and cropped ears can fix that. I.e doberman

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Yep

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Complete myth

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is a myth. Look up the AVMA's stance on this, it's literally just cosmetic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cropping ears doesn’t help with ear infections.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 11, 2018 2:39 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Are those vets older? It's commonly known in modern vet med that cropping ears doesn't help with infections.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Because people are selfish jerks.

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It can reduce ear infections... My lab has big floppy ears and we have to medicate them once in a while. He hates it. Poor thing...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If you have it done before they are a week or two old its basically like pimching their ears hard for a second. After that tho, totally wack

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 14

***If you have it done at all, totally wack.***

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Fair enough. But why do they do it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ear infections. Or aesthetics. Both are common. Think of it like circumcising a baby.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well circumcising babies is pretty fucked up...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cause we're nothing but cunt savages

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Originally it was for fights/looks. Now people claim it's for sanitation or to stop ear infections.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

On hunting dogs it was supposed to reduce their sensitivity to gun shots. Mostly it's for "cosmetic" purposes these days.

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You sir/madam, have no clue wtf you're talking about. Ears clipped to deter hold points in fights. Others docked to INCREASE hearing. Dobie

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Dobermans have pretty open ears even uncut. Cropping is just a cosmetic thing for them. They look "tough".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cropped for boar hunting, so pig can't grab them. Also so if ears got cut while hunting they wont be as prone to infection

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This! Ear docking is done to avoid other animals grabbing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.....cropping ear would make that worse...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds like total BS. No way that many people are dumb enough to think lack of earlobes reduces impact of loud noises.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wouldn’t having a flop covering your ear be better than it being open? Like retrievers are hunting dogs and they dont get their ears chopped

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

The floppy ears on a hunting dog like any retriever is to help the scents funnel to their noses when their heads are down.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People just do it to make their dogs look more intimidating.. hence why it's usually guard type dogs that get it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think there's any actual science behind it. It's just shit people do.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

I saw a Blue Pit Bull with pierced ears. That seems a bit harsh but her ears were still floppy.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There is a difference between a retriever, that collects the kill, and a dog used to actually hunt/kill prey. Many old breeds had their 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Ears trimmed as well as the tail clipped to avoid serious injury when fighting bears, wolves etc. Now it's just cosmetic obviously 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Tail docking was for herding dogs in order to keep their tails out from under livestocks feet.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dog fighting. That's the only benefit to it. It serves no other purpose.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Ok, downvoters, tell me one other purpose. It doesn't prevent infection or improve hearing...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Both cosmetic and to prevent future injury such as hematoma for the ear.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Ear docking was popularized by dog fighting, fighting dogs look tough so it became a trend to do it even to pets.... Its cruel and serves>

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

>no purpose other than looks, usually for intimidation with short cropping or shape (cropping/propping) to make pointed ears in some breeds

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PLEASE listen! Its being used incorrectly but ear clipping had a good purpose. Pits feel no pain and get them chewed on by other dogs or..

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 17

Pits. Feel. Pain. They are still animals.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

they get stuck on things like fences. I’m a dog lover and I have 2 pit sisters who play so rough ones ear is permanently torn. So i might..

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

get them clipped so no more infections and chewing. Another pit i had lost his tail because he would wag it so much it would hit things.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Oh happy tail..Vet wrapped my dogs tail in a monster syringe to keep it covered to let it heal & the next day he wagged so hard it shattered

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yup, pit tails will clear every table in the house.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

On one hand, I hear you. On the other hand, would you remove a child's toes if they kept stubbing them?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Because they're Van Gogh.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

combination of aesthetics and health. it does lower chances of ear infections,

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 18

No it doesn’t. Total myth.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 11, 2018 2:40 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's absurd. If it actually worked, every cocker spaniel would have their ears cropped at birth. It's a hail mary.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so cut ur fcking ears to

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

If human ears flopped over we might do that. I don't agree with clipping but the equivalency is false.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

no one cut dog ears dog for a "good" reason...there is always a thing that we can do to avoid that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

So is claiming that it lowers the risk of infection

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