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Jan 19, 2018 7:03 AM
sheridacdude
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superbee021
This is art!
Iammyworstmistake
by the same guy that did piss Christ
ScottBugVillain
How comes he’s dripping more liquid than the whale which just broached?...
MeasuredByFive
On a boat Muthr F***** on a boat
nzscoria
In an Irish accent, say: whale oil beef hooked
AliThePolishViking
Some spicy shit he's been eating
MadeAnAccountJustToFavouriteThis
Majestic af
mds308
This is a snapshot of how I spent my years in the US Coast Guard
Waytainn
There aren't many words here, but they are the exact ones that came to mind when I saw this +1 my friend
Imalwaysready
Ahh the shot of a lifetime right there.
atleastIwasnt36
This is shopped I thought
luckydude
Nature can be so beautiful. <3
epatt44
Been there, done that!
SomeYesMan
No wonder it's trying to get out of the water.
JHawke
Forced evolution.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
ASneakyTurtle
Took my GF on a whale watching boat tour. Worst decision ever, captain of the boat drives like maniac, she got sea sick and puke :-(
NASAguy
That guy really likes the color orange. Even his puke is orange.
TRYoungn
We call that “chumming”.
DankandSpank
I have a cat named Whale and I call him puke whale when he barfs. Therefore this made me laugh harder than I should have.
gman41750
I feel for ANYONE who gets seasick. Me, I eat their sandwiches and drink their beer. I love the feel of the ocean.
12rt2345g342563
The only time I ever got seasick was on a whale watching boat in fog so thick you couldn't see the water.
gman41750
I did a lot of salmon fishing outside the Gate in SF. Never been sick, fog, heavy seas, even nighttime. I love that stomach flip flop.
JHawke
It just goes up and down, up and down and left and right and left and right and.. are you going to finish that?
gman41750
Yep, I don’t even have to pack a lunch. It’s like a catered boat ride. All you can eat and drink. No charge.
Brandy321
Whale is like " I'm no longer alone!! I have chum-body to love.
ASneakyTurtle
A lot of people puke on these whale tours. I felt like I was stuck on a nurovirius carnival cruse. Would only recommend this to my enemies
redCactuar
Same. Went on one couple years back, everyone except me and the captain puked.
XAMANDER
Isn't there medicine you can take for sea sickness?
redCactuar
Yup. Maybe the excitement of seeing whales makes people overlook the traveling by boat part ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
isetprettygirlsonfire
Dammit Jonah!!!
completelywastedpotential
Majestic.
wingitsuperpooper
Wow his puke so bad even the whale be trying to getting away.
justalphanumeric
I see "Whale | Puke"
HerpestonMcDerping
Whale feeding
MightyIink
Such majestic creatures.
mcpoonsmasher
But if you find whale puke sell that shit for a fuck ton of money
FartingDragon
Yep. I'm certainly proud to know what you are talking about.
memania44
For it's precious hamburgers
Navrodel
Ambergris is poop, not vomit. Really old poop, the kind that didn't come out for a long time and then floated around for a while after that.
Imalwaysready
You think whales sell our puke to each other? Was that whale like "I'm rich!"
LaziestGoodBoii
Vhing Rhames, wtf did u eat?
OkOkTryNotToSayTheWrongThing
Ambergris
RespiratoryRandy
And wootbeer.
ForTheLoveOfGodLetMeSleep
One word: EW.
MadFistWilly
Hamburgers?
WhoReadsPeoplesUsernamesAnyway
Trillzionty
Precious, precious ambergris. Here, Rosanne Barr will explain it to you:
ryvius1
Thalidor
Thalidor
“Ambergris. Noun. A grease-like product of the sperm whale's digestive tract that is used as a base in the finest perfumes.”
PerusinThrough
How much time do you have on your hands to even know that? Impressive random info gathering.
khora
Heston Blumenthal used it in a drink
DickMangoes
I think I first heard about it in a Paul Jennings book.
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
Someone in the UK found some a few years back and sold it for £££. I want to train a dog to track it down.
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/13/couple-find-rock-worth-50000-washed-up-on-beach-in-lancashire/
MadFistWilly
Futurama
KeeleonOhms
Literally everyone knows this from Futurama.
PerusinThrough
That makes even more sense.
PerusinThrough
I feel as though I'm out of my element here...
iambrick
Isn’t it illegal to sell in most countries, sort of like ivory ?
00LimaRomeo
As a product of whaling, I think. TBH I'm not sure.
BennyGaga
No, it's in most perfumes.
khora
Not anymore
DrShitwagon
Need licence to sell it in most countries to prevent poaching.
Froglip
How do you poach whale puke, feed him bad yoghurt?
7SlicesofResurrectedBread
Fill a bathing suit with rotting fish and swim with the whale, in it :)