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KavianFloyd
Cats have a wide range of characters, from super nice to assholes. While dogs are all good dogs...Brent.
Bstone1
Mine will choose the exact moment I'm about to get up to lay down with me.
DudeMagoo
She's trying to suffocate you is what's happening.
FedoraWearingDragon
Ok he/she is dead *wakes up* oh fu-
artistsconcept
Our cat licks my oldest son's hair as he falls asleep.
FistsofSnake
He just taste him
Piornet
One time when I was dying my oldest cat wouldn't leave my side, even when the paramedics were working on me. They'd move him but he'd
Piornet
Come right back. What a good bestest buddy boy.
CatUpVote
When you are unbearably sad, just remember: there are people who hates cats.
HithereJimHerald
My dog moves to the front of the bed and puts her butt against my head
teganburns
Highly prefered!!
JoeBobBriggs
How many times do you wake up to the old "Puckering Butthole" in the face?
FULLSCALERIOT
My ex told me she hated cats...she had a dog who had to be cared for at all times of the day. I learned...never trust a girl who hates cats.
hulkhagan
Cats suck I'm sorry.
FULLSCALERIOT
Nah. S'cool. E'body gots they own opinions ain't nuttin wrong wid dat.
DootBoop
That's nice. I've spent the past hour getting the adhesive from a fly strip out of my cats fur.
butterflymkm
Oh good god-I'm surprised you didn't just have to cut the fur. That shit issticky! How did the cat get into it? They areusually hung up high
DootBoop
Climbed on top of my desk and jumped for it. I really thought it'd be out of reach where I had it...
IamNotaBlackMan
My cat would wake me when I had nightmares. I had them a lot. She got so good at it she would wake me just before theyhad a chance to getbad
atimewizard
My cat will head butt my phone out of my hand in order to cuddle. She also comes to cuddle when my alarm goes off. Best alarm ever. (:
BSemisch
That's cute. My cat waits until I go to bed then steps on my balls and meows loudly until I pet her. And god forbid I lock her out (1/2)
BSemisch
Or she'll just scratch the door rip the carpet and meow like she's being fucking murdered. (2/2)
QuiteADapperAsshole
My cat sleeps at my feet or in my arms unless my gf is with us. Then she sleeps on top of my gf's face. My gf hates it but has accepted it.
Lugh314159
My friend's cat wakes her up at 5am by peeing on her.
PopCornPlayer81
Sounds like the cat sees you're awake and comes to suffocate you by laying on face. When you are "dead" it goes to rest. Its an asshole
Metalhead47
I once had a cat that loved to attack my eyeballs while I slept. Still loved that lil bugger.
Shitzamboni
My cat does the same thing. Cozy af.
zdriver7
Unverified
I can't complain about my kitty, besides taking stinky shits. Oh and the hair EVERYWHERE
TonyStarkpotatos17
There's a thing called furwizard that might help
GrantLeavitt
Dogs get hair everywhere too. My Malamute was the worst. My greyhounds got hair everywhere too.
Taxicat
Might want to change their diet if the litter box reeks that badly. Did the trick for my kitties.
CatUpVote
Show me ONE article on the news where a cat attacks a person and I'll show you ONE HUNDRED where a dog KILLS a baby.
rando84
I'll gladly take the remote (mostly breed-specific) chance that a dog will attack me versus guaranteed day-to-day allergy misery. Also, 1/2
rando84
there's toxoplasmosis and the fact that cats go straight from walking in their litter box to walking on eating surfaces. 2/2
CrazyMrowLady
My cat bit me on the face earlier because his food bowl was half empty and when I yelled at him for waking me up, he farted in my mouth.
Bluegrasslass
OMG that's hilarious!!!
Magicflutefreddie
um...
EyesOnThePies
Why were you yelling at his butt?
CrazyMrowLady
He only deems me worthy of that end.
Lindholmarinatorn
idk some people are into that I don't judge
bukovina
My cat too! We go to bed, he comes between us, first "making" me sleep, then turns to wife and does the same. After, he sleeps at our feet.
C137MrMeeseeksLookAtMe
she'll go back up to me head
surrealseal
Aye Mr.Krabs
Guthien
Till I be asleep! (Arr..)
meerple
My cat comes to bed, sneaks up and smells my face to make sure I'm not an imposter. Then she sleeps against my legs.
frontsideback
Are there really people who hate cats?
EyesOnThePies
From what I've seen, people who hate cats don't really know/understand cats.
OldGreggsBloodyMangina
Yes. I'm one of them. Despise the creatures.
ChaseDuhCat
No just people who claim to hate cats when people are around but really do the baby voice and pet them when they're alone with them
MeanHug
I like the odd cute one and feel bad when one is hurt or suffering. But my allergies thank me for not being around them.
aboxacaraflatafan
I hate *being around* them (and dogs). I can appreciate a good dog or cat video or picture, but I don't like them near me.
Lifk
Hate no but they hunt for fun and kill too much bird so i dont like them.
Diamondintharough
I mean. That's literally their nature? Thats LITERALLY what they're evolved to do?
Lifk
You miss the part where every inbreed asshole have one or more and the nature is not limitless. Google about it.
ISwearTooFuckingMuch
Exactly. They're an invasive apex predator and should be treated as such. They destroy local ecosystems. Keep your cats indoors.
AlltheAnswers
I'm not unkind to them, but prefer not to be around them. Was attacked as a baby and am still pretty sure they're all evil.
RichardManeuver
Yeah but dogs will shit on the floor And get in the trash. They're the best.
trujello2013
My cat shits on the floor and his sister gets in the trash on occasion. My dog did neither. U can train dogs, cats give no fucks :/
MCHousekey
You know dogs are only as smart as their owners.
Burritoheart
There are bad dogs, and good cats, but you are far more likely to get a good dog than a good cat. If you disagree, send me pictures of dogs.
Flyndaran
Our cat is a glutton. If he gets too hungry, he will eat dangerous non-food items and literal garbage.
imhoots
My dog lies by my head when we go to sleep and moves down by my feet later She also growls if you jostle her or touch her in any way Grouchy
GrantLeavitt
And trash the house when you're away at work. Because separation anxiety.
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
You can fix that. My friends pup had the WORST sep. anxiety. He literally ate holes in the wall of the trailer and ran out looking for 1/2
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
him when he left. He looked up how to train her and spent a few weeks working with her. No problems since.
BryanCnoc
I just went through this last night. It was chaos.
helpmeimtinyrick
Cats rule, dogs drool - like - everywhere. Seriously the couch smells. No matter how may baths I always smell dog. Cats don't smell.
iRepostWithTheTopCommentAsMyTitle
It's when the skin is allowed to dry with out oil combined with damp spots that take longer to dry that makes "wet dog" smell
iRepostWithTheTopCommentAsMyTitle
Cats smell, dogs only smell bad if you use a degreasing shampoo. Proper dog shampoos don't strip natural oils & the perfume is fat based
iRepostWithTheTopCommentAsMyTitle
I have labradoodles. All three with different hair. One has wirey fur, the other tight curls and the runt has super long none of them smell
Sauroctonus
I don't know how people can live with the smell of dog.
ISwearTooFuckingMuch
You might want to get tested for T. Gondii. Cats certainly do have an unmistakable odor.
minkuschild
Mines only shat in in puppy months, and only gotten into garbage because of me. My dog is broken
kevincow
It occurs to me that not only is it possible for a dog to be both fixed and broken, it's ideal.
Tzacol
I read that as puppy mouths
PhilipJFryIII
My shit head kitten chewed through some headphones, knocked the trash over and jumped into the toilet as I was pissing. This was last night
dolphindreamsandsatan
Sounds about right w the youngsters! :-)
BaconWake
One of my two cats just tipped over the year old smart TV and broke the screen.
PhilipJFryIII
That sucks
RichardManeuver
Your cat may be a psychopath
PhilipJFryIII
Just an overly curious idiot
iRepostWithTheTopCommentAsMyTitle
Poopoo breff kisses
Welp1014
Cats shit on the floor if they have no where else to go.
tehzpoon
Just keep the litter box clean. Imagine you had no way to flush the toilet and had to wait for somebody else to
BaconWake
Dyslexicbirch
One of my cats is so fussy that if there is one pee in the try thats it to dirty gotta use the bathroom tiles
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
Tray*, that's*, too*. Not trying to be a jerk, it's probably your phone or whatever, I just had a hard time reading that part of the comment
Dyslexicbirch
It is my phone iam also very dyslexic sorry
Welp1014
Oh god????????
RichardManeuver
Well fuck, I will shit on the floor if I have no where else to go.
Welp1014
???????????? niiiccce
Valchitsa
All of my neighbors cats shit in my veggie garden, and I'm going to start shooting them with salt. Tired of the smell of cat shit everywhere
butterflymkm
Have you tried talking to the neighbor? I'd print out literature about why you shouldn't let cats outside and stuff it in their mailbox
butterflymkm
Because it isn't the cats fault-they are just being cats. It's your neighbors fault for letting them roam. Shoot him with salt
GalacticSpaceLemon
My older cat likes to piss on everything, and has gotten worse about it lately. We are taking him to a vet but still, cats aint saints.
Sauroctonus
They're not, but they are animals, you gotta be prepared for a mess when you have animals in a house.
Skelletalmellons
My cat likes to reach out and touch me just barely to let me know "I love you, but I don't want to seem needy"
Paintmanusa
My cat, Shadow, does OP's story. No problemo.
inmat
cat version of holding hands!
taylorisnotacat
My cat actually likes to hold hands
JokeDudeR
My cat will lick her nose and hold it to my nose until I exhale.
EXiSTENCEthreshold
Is it your personal jesus?
BassTapir
Reaches out to touch face.
ExC12
My cat likes to stretch his foot completely across my face to let you know "This is my foot"
AlteR11121
Is your name Faith?
shwiggityshwoot
Hubby and I do this with our feet.
syndraconis
my cat will wait until you wake up and stick her arsehole by your face. *the best part of waking up is fuzzy kitty butt*
Lunareala
My cat comes up on the bed to headbutt me while purring when he wants me to wake up. If I shoo him off, he starts running around like crazy
SinisterScienceLesbian
My cat does this, in the middle of the night when I'm trying to sleep. If I kick her out of my room she comes back in through the window.
straightcreepen
I thought it was accidental but mine does that too, usually on my foot or shin lol
NihonJinLover
My cat sits on the privacy wall and hits me on the head while I'm on the toilet
NihonJinLover
It's her way of getting me to pet her. Sometimes pulls my hair out of pony tail w/her claws (not in hurtful way) all while I'm on the john
TheBorkIsStrongInThisOne
There are two kinds of cats
definitelynotawolf
Now this is a cat
mialynneb
My old kitty used to lay in my lap and every once in awhile would reach her paw up and just touch me and purr. She was the best.
Dyslexicbirch
I have one lap kitty that loves cuddles even belly rubs and one thats named Lucifer for a reason
notArobot1
Haha.my cat is the same she likes to scratch me to remind me how much she hates me.
ssjalhazred
Dogs have no shame whereas cats pretend it's a coincidence they're always in the room with you.
sebasr2
So... your cat just goes full Tsundere?
BlueKarat
That's your cat reminding you that it owns you and it can end you when it pleases. It's a common minsunderstanding.
madmardagan
Due to allergies that sort of behavior from a cat would probably kill me.
fmbidald
My cat sleeps practically on my face and I have ti take antihistamines every day to combat it, so hard to shove her away though :(
watamachocolate
shhh no tears, only dreams
thebluebomber
And then it would eat you
Cal1te
I never been allergic to cats, I am however massively allergic to 'something' in the garden they occasionally role in. Drives me crazy.
ChaoticSystem
and it would be worth it...
LyraSilvertongue
I was really allergic and then my roommate and I adopted a kitten. It was a miserable 3months but I feel like it really helped
FluentPenguin
Yeah reading the post made me reach for my inhaler.
DanielleHL
My S/O always goes "Inhalor!" when I sound like I need mine.
TanithRosenbaum
I think that's what cats are trying to do after seeing it works with some ppl,they just haven't figured out yet why it doesn't work with all
Thecountofmontecristosandwich
Me too. There aren't enough medications or shots to make it possible but that's still my fantasy
lungbudda
Those ugly naked cats are the worse for allergies
coreyjayb
Worth it.
sphazpou
I'm allergic to many animals. Still have 3 cats and have worked in vet clinics since I was 14. Allergy meds are my life.
CanYouFeelItNowMrKrabs
You’re like those lactose intolerant people who just keep eating dairy like they’re trying to prove something lol
Crossark
Okay but being allergic to something doesn't mean you HAVE to hate it. I know plenty of lactose intolerant people who love ice cream.
JMcDank
Me! Mmm ice cream. I don't even care man, I'll take mad stomach cramps for a little vanilla n chocolate action. Sorry...got excited there.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
There's a time delay, though, for that.
Crossark
There's a time delay for most allergies, really. Some are just longer than others.
addictedtotheshindig
My life
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Skreechie
My SO has the same, and I've had both cats&dogs my entire life before moving in with him. Can't even imagine what that is like for you....
TerriblePokemon
Preeeaaaaach
biscuitsngravybelly
Sames. So i paid good money for a hypo allergenic non shredding no dander lil butthead. He barks at everything but hes my bud
deathtoduckface
That's how I ended up with two wool coat labradoodles. Randomly became allergic to animals in my 20s. The worst!!!
Gonz000
I'm allergic. Weird thing, my friend got a kitten, and over time I slowly stopped getting my usual symptoms. They didn't stop, but I became
Gonz000
More resistant. I still have no logically way to actually expla8n it, but I went from hives, scratchy eyes and constant sneezing to cuddling
Gonz000
With the kitten while I fell asleep and waking up with no problems. Sheer force of will? ...i saw, played and cuddled with it everyday.
Gonz000
Took the better part of 2 months before "the change". However, after I stopped seeing her continuously, the allergies came back.
PersonenschadenImGleisbett
ya, till youre "asleep"
cecilialp
Aren't you just a ray of sunshine
Knifemoose
this must be your cat, mistakenly received by another, then.
Buckbeak1486
I'm allergic to cats, and have three. I think it helped build up my tolerance.
IAmAHollow
That's literally how the vaccine works (yes, some allergies have vaccines).
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
No, not literally. There's a little more going on than just pure exposure guy.
IAmAHollow
The fact that there is more going on does not disprove the fact that the portion I singled out is literally true. o/
unavoidablyunavailable
No, your just a masochist.
Blackrain39
Their masochist?
Votvotavota
You're
Victim42
Fellow allergic person. I found two cats enough for building tolerance, but I still want to adopt a third one. You have tm the best live.
jessicacupcake
I have two cats, and get sinus infections every ~6 weeks -.-
eclect0
You can become desensitized to your own pets over time.
sweetnaivety
I was the opposite, didnt have a problem with my cat until after having her for a year then I got a cough that worsened over time into asthm
BattleMercy
Oh jesus, if i had three cats, i think id die just for walking into the same room as all three
Cursemark
When I was 17 I did a test on allergies and cats were a 9/10 on how bad. I have two cats that I built up a tolerance. Other cats are a no-go
embo3333
I got tested for allergies (pricks in the back) and the doctor said he has never seen anyone have such a horrible reaction to dogs and 1/2
embo3333
cats. Funny thing is... I have a dog and a cat, both of which sleep with me in bed. Never had a problem. I chalk it up to tolerance, too 2/2
DrMet
Well, it builds up tolerance, yes, but there is such a thing as being -too- allergic to them. Cat hair makes my airways swell shut almost (1
DrMet
instantly, and I need treatment right away. So, no closer contact to cats with me. (2/2)
revcleo
Just because the only song you know is "Memories"
Shualdon
Oh, I never...
ThirtyForth
MACAVITY MACAVITY THERE'S NO ONE LIKE MACAVITY HE'S BROKEN EVERY HUMAN LAW HE BREAKS THE LAW OF GRAVITY
rjrcwalker8
HeroHadley
That's cause it's the only one worth knowing. If I have to hear the words "Jellicle Cats" one more goddamn time!
Cassiraa
MEMORIES. DADANANANAHAN MEEEEMORIIIES....
WhoseDevelopmentIsArrestedAnyway
*Memory -I played Grizabella in the musical once
revcleo
What's it like in the Heavyside Layer?
supermanarama
and Jellicle Songs!
Counterfit
Fucking hâte that one
phroureo
Okay, but can you explain to me WTF is a Jellicle Cat? I'm still not sure.
Nanaashi
Apparently cats is based on a book of poems about cats??? And in it the author coins a bunch of made up words including jellicle cats.
revcleo
Yup! T.S.Elliot
TimothyTRiG
Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, by T.S. Elliot. I listened to it on audiobook many many times as a kid. The musical was a disapointment
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
T.S.Elliot indeed. Now say "dear little cats" and "poor little dogs" with juuuuust the right overly-cute intonation/accent and you get...
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Jellicle Cats and Pollicle Dogs, yes.
phroureo
This is the closest to an answer that makes sense to this question that I've heard.