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SnarkyOstrich
Because he doesn’t have to deal with Brenda from accounting
JadeMcLeod
r/im14andthisisdeep
GoAwayOrIWillTauntYouASecondTime
Because his lifespan is a fifth of mine?
railgap
Zen.
LloydrKembrey
Because he doesn't have balls
supersomatic
Because he has no concept of happiness. A Probabilistically high chance of survival is a dog's happiness.
MrKibbs
But I dont have a dog....
KayJizzleDizzle
The dog watched Zombieland and knows rule 11. Enjoy the little things.
whatupmyknitters
i don't think mine is... but we're working on it
cousteau
Because he can lick his dick.
dav3nasty
I can honestly say my big guy is more anxious than I am. Pretty sure he has nightmares most nights. But he is a happy puppy.
sunionbroman
This make me miss my dog and he’s literally sleeping right next to me
WillJeSuis
Because dogs are simple and maybe the most important part is that...owners look after dogs. The owner needs to look after himself.
TigerLilyPhoenix
Because humans are dog slaves and we live to serve them. They are the masters. That's why.
metalyx214
Because dogs are made of love. We're made of, other stuff...
seafoamistasty
It's also why kids are happier than me.
frenchbook
Wow life is much happier when you don't have any responsibilities. much profound
ObliqueRay
Oh that's easy, simple minds, simple pleasures. Also why OP is way happier than me.
NotSoSureAboutThisYou
Cause they live in the present with no kvetching about what might have been nor anxiety about what could be?
helenfrankannekeller
... yes.
MrsF1nch
Because it has no concept of existential angst
MykeTheBeardman
What about my cat?
whatafoolbelieves
My dogs think there are murderers constantly coming near the house ,maybe they're not so laid back
constantblathering
The dog knows they are being watched.
HankHell2400
Because it's literally an animal with no sense of self, and thus doesn't have to worry about societal issues and global problems? Duh.
SnugglesaurusRex
Because we bred them to be happy and have William's Syndrome that's why.
TheAdventuresofStealy
Because he has no fucking RESPONSIBILITIES. I'm open to suggests if you have a way for me to do the same.
railgap
See, the thought bubble is what the dog is choosing to think about. Bad habits may take time to break, but it can be done.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Jail?
eetsumkaus
Nah, you'll find Jorge will give you responsibilities every morning at 8 in the shower
BritishBatman
...huh. yeah.
ImmortalAzrael
Become homeless.
IHateYouAll69
Stop taking your responsibilities so seriously?
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IHateYouAll69
Totally serious. Stress starts with you. You can improve your health with being more easy to go with, or you can die sooner with more stress
ISignedUpSoICouldUpvoteThis
No. My dogs thinks about finding stray bitches or food on his walks. So pretty much the same as me
Tom40
Because he doesn't have bills?
indigogogogo
Yeah, lucky dog
SeriousSeamstress
That is the first thing I though of too. Also, they don't really care if their food is in a garbage heap.
cousteau
Or balls.
xsploder1814
M7m
JadeMcLeod
Read it as balls the first time tbh
Talligan
I pay her rent
ShopaholicsAnonymous
Love pays hus rent.
Jarilye
Your dog is a hooker?!
ConservationOfAss
Yeah, plus he can eat his own ass ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Krazykyle11
Username checks out
lochnessm0nster
Thats quitter talk
notsure1477
Hero we need
Zurgalon
Because he doesn't exsist.
danboon445
nope44455
Exist***
BatmanAndCradleRobin
"You can be happy with this one easy step"
retrohellix