I hope everyone takes a magical dump today!

Aug 4, 2016 2:24 PM

Its just Magic

Slight of hand

Picked 7 diamonds... Wtf. Only worked once, damn it.

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What's #10 from?

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Not gonna lie, I had the seven of diamonds in mind and was utterly astonished for several seconds. Then felt like an idiot. :P

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I think I know the girl in #5 like putting a sausage in the Mersey tunnel.

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I think the pylon is unlocked and her sitting on it forces it into the ground

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Don't kill the magic... maybe she's just a hoe

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That one with the bunny and the box... The illusion was poorly executed...

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Part 2

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It is a part of a comedy/magic act. Seen in context of the show it works very well because it comes out of no where.

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who is it?

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Rune Klan Danish comedian/magician

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Where is the #10 from?

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Did the pope actually do that?

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I think that was photoshoped by Ellen's team

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Yes. We was proving he's the most pimp pope in the eyes of the Lord

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Its ignorant of me, but as a jew I don't pay too much attention to the pope. I heard he's pretty fly though, so i thought it was real. Lol.

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Because the closer you look the less you will see.

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But. What happened to the bunny?

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The one where i was needed to think of a card never stood a chance. It would've never guessed Exodia

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So the rabbit, can I get an update....

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Source for #10?

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It's from a movie called Balls Out. Here's the trailer: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?t=42s

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.......

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You will be dissapointed

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They say only that bit was funny in the entire movie

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The mix of bad and good magic was great

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It's okay guys, he's got dinner covered at least

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I did pick 7 of diamonds mind blown

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watched now you see me yesterday, first scene with Jesse eisenberg the card was the 7 of diamonds, maybe it's the most common to think of

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I was about to think of a black card when my mind told me to think of 7 of diamonds. I'm thinking subliminal message of a kind

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Someone tell me how?

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how am i supposed to have done it wrong when he clearly said "think of ANY card" i picked king of hearts, then he tells me i did it wrong

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okey i got it now, the wording simply tells you that he was playing a chance game after all, *sigh* im stupid

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I remember when that aired. I didn't pick that but i laughed.

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Shit me too, i was like WAAAAAH???NO FUCKING WAY!!...then i saw the rest of the gif...still pretty slim odds.

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Me to...what the fuck

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I did it wrong

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Thought of ace of spades

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That's what I thought of!!

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First thought ace of spades then changed my mind to 7 of diamonds.. wtf?

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I also thought of Ace of Spades

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Lemmy would be proud

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I changed it the second time and thought ace of spades... Wtf?

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can confirm when it asked me to pick a card i picked the race card

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This was an awsome dump. Hope i see you at the frontpage.

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Gif doesn't move! What sorcery is this?

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You had my +1 at Wierd Al

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The real magic was that guy who could always find people who really just wanted mushrooms.

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Tell me your secret, foam balls!!

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They were thinking about weiners.

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Guessing the monkey one is your favourite

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I can't believe he fooled the monkey with the same trick 4 times!

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Too bad he didn't have the one where he does a card trick in front of a monkey...

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I've never seen that one, could anyone link it?

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Not sure exactly which one you mean, but I think it might be this one. v

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Damn, that is great. Wondering why OP didn't include it. Thanks mate

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Found it

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It's brilliant. At first the monkeys like "aye aye seen it aw before mate, jog on". Then he's like "aw holy fuck, where'd it go ya trumpet?"

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Took some time but i found it

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Thanks for digging for it! I have never seen this one before.

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It's hard to grasp what's going on in this one without stacking three or four of them. v

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You are doing god's work son

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Did anyone else see that one with the monkey that got surprised?

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Nope. Must have missed it

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just to be sure that everyone got this

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I like the the monkey one v

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I like the the monkey one v

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OP should've included this one in his dump. Great find manupug!

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... I missed it, play it again.

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Because it is absolutely integral that everyone sees this one

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this should be included in every magic dump, i'm surprised OP failed to deliver

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I love his eyebrows MN

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Alright...I guess Minnesota is a good autocorrect for a period.

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I won't ever tire of it.

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Personally, I liked the one where he showed it to the monkey

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From this post, it would seem as though, black people and monkeys, react in similiar ways to magic...

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I like the one with the monkey! I like the one with the monkey! I like the one with the monkey! . . . . . . I like the one with the monkey!

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This made me laugh the hardest

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Fuck I missed that. I hope someone posts it in the comments

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here take a good look again

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Fuck. I missed it

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again

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Sorry what I wasn't paying attention

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I must have missed it... Thanks.

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It annoys me that no one puts in the second half of this gif where te other monkey is taking a shit

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I watched it everytime.

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I was born in the year of the monkey, I don't geddit damn it..WHERE DOES THE CARD GO!

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No

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Here take my +1....and some naloxone.

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My thought exactly.

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NO NO NO NO NO!!! WTF IS UP WITH THE TINY BABY ARM? What kind of fuckery is this? Anyone?

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The baby arm is plastic. It's on either the ring finger or pinkie of the left hand. (Probably attached just before by the right hand.)

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It's actually a real baby arm, conjured from the vast emptiness of aether and cosmic energy to do the magician's bidding. Rarely shown.

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I saw a street magician who used one of those. It was so unexpected we all just died laughing! He got a lot of money for that one.

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Man you guys.... You guys saved my sanity. Preesh 8 it.

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The greatest trick I ever saw was at the magic castle in LA. A exclusive club for the world greatest magicians.

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An old man when on stage with a thin flip table, the kind you see at Walmart for $25. He set it up with no covering.

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He then pulled out a broken down box for holding wine bottles. He unfolded it and showed it to the crowd. It was thin cardboard.

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The box had dividers in it for 16 bottles. No top or bottom. He then placed the box on the table and lifted it. A wine bottle sat there.

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He slowly placed the box down again and lifted it again. The bottle had moved to another cell of the box.

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He then began putting the box down and lifting it again. Tipping it so the crowd could see the empty box in-between each go.

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this cracked me up

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Someone needs to add John Travolta to this.

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Favorite one

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That was by far my fave one.. I totally busted a gut on that one

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i dont know why, i think it was the way he ran but i cackled like a frickin monkey at this

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v a monkey you say?

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Touché mother fucker

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What are we looking at on the tv?

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I'm thinking Date Night.

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Hard to be sure, but I believe it's a topless man.

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I believe it's the movie "Date Night."

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Looks like Mark Wahlberg

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I have no idea how the monkey gif was posted so many times.

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Or do you?

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I love the monkey gif

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I know how.

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The best part is they were, to me at least, each off slightly

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Reverse it.

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Which monkey gif?

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It's ok op it gets funnier every time you watch it

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it would have just been more hilarious if it kept repeating itself more and more until it was the only thing in the dump by the end

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No, you know!

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It was magic

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The real question is: Why wasn't it posted more often?

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4. 4 times. But I loved it!

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*jazz hands* It's maaaaaagic!

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MAGIC.

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OMG i am laughing so hard.

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It's the only explanation!

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idk but i watched every single one

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it was funny so I watched them all too

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Same

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I was convinced that something else was going to happen in the last one

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