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For 6 years, Peeping Tom was a loyal friend. Rest in Valhalla, fellow.
Kleinstlebewesen
i remember drawing this ,a year ago for, peeping tom http://imgur.com/Du4qJXC
poopslave
Rock the fuck on! I've always wanted to give a pet a viking funeral. You actually did it. You son of a bitch you did it.
sharkhugs
*Desire to know more intensifies*
badoing
What is that creature with a silver eye, a moray?
theWonderland
* Bagpipes *
Pierrebdm
OMG STOP, He's Not dead, his eyes are wide opened !
Carjiga
But did you use matches or a small bow and flaming arrow?
Grinch01
How do you think this fish is going to valhalla this fish isn't even a snack and i don't belive he died in a battle
whereisyourstar
tasty
one1deuce
How old was he? Did you at least try taking him to a @fishdoctor before setting him on fire?
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
sleeping Tom
CatsandDnD
I see you, REPOST.
MrPo0pyButthole
Till Valhalla!
RoyalewithCHeeSes
He died with his eyes open .
ManOfFocus
BurtAlerts
This half-assed repost does not do the OC justice. Now if I could just find that..
HungryFurBurger
May he meet all his former companions and glory forever in the afterlife, and may we sing songs about his greatness at the meadhall til dawn
one1deuce
May @fishlords have mercy on his soul
NeverTrustAFart
RIP Danny O...... anyone....no one....I guess I'm just fishing for upvotes.
superfreddy2002
Zebra Danio? Love the name, sorry for your loss of a good pal
TeccaN9na
R.I.P.
missusmeeseeks
Bet he would've enjoyed the view had you not cut that troll in half. So long, Tom.
leighlovesbooks
But now it's the mermaid at the bow of the ship...
Sbeebree
6 years? That seems really old for a tiny fish
NurietaGM
That looks like a zebrafish. Those MFers have long lives. The lifespan is 2-3 years in captivity but well kept get to over 5 years.
SomeGuyNamedThomas
Mined made it to almost 7 years and then was brutally eaten by the cherry barbs
ImOnlyHereForTheCheese
Six is over five. Story checks out.
NurietaGM
CrankyCook
This looks delicious. Where can i get the recipe.
JRHNBR
Newegg.com
BurntRamen
Get a fish, marinate for 6 years in a bowl w/ cheap fish food, when it's ripe it'll float to the top, slap it on some matchbooks, light it.
OldSchoolCoder
Perfect response for what some might consider an inappropriate question. +1
OverzealousDude
Lightly fried fish fillet.
hatbeard
say lightly fried fish fillet one more time
eaglehunter
Did he die in fish battle?
JadeMcguire
The dad accidently moved him out of the sunlight.
lewimowo
Sadly nope, so he's probably going down to hel
thorkild91
Not if he had a valknut cut into his flesh or was a valiant jarl.
7SlicesofResurrectedBread
It's a danio, it's 100% going to hell
papalorre
Repost....Not your fish
WhatIsThisImgurIHearAbout
The fish is a lie
Alighierian
And it isn't even the casual reposter, it's the thieving reposter, who passes content off as his own.
Shistosomiasis
I KNEW I had seen this before! I was actually looking for repoststatistics
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theblackestwhiteman
Always love it when someone gives the original post and iv already upvoted it, makes me feel like a proper imgurian
juffowup00
Got a new name for OP: actuallychangedmyusernametwice , you can copy paste, uw
theblumpkin
Was he named Peeping Tom because he was kept in the restroom?
MrNoodlemansbrother
Lightly fried fish fillet......
drdavessardogs
WTF Dad, it's 1:15 in th AM
IAmNotTheImgurianWhomYouSeek
Wouldn't that be grilled over charcoal? Still upvoted even with the incorrect nomenclature.
sciencebasedlifeform
algavinn
Perfect placement :D
bradthegeek
Shut up. Or I get the jumper cables.
BeerChemistWhiskey
Thems good eatin'
WGNoldoR
I had to come back to upvote this gem
strawberriesandchocolate
Me too!
SoooooOriginal
Goddammit, Mr Noodle!
sorrycannotbraintoday
Happinessfarmer72
I understand that reference
RuthBaderGinsbeer
And I understand that reference!
SirRaymondLuxuryYacht
al640814
what she order?
RuthBaderGinsbeer
You made me laugh, good sir. Take my upvote!
belselk77
Say it one more time....
AnyoneWantAPeanut
pookieeatworld
Lightly. Fried. Fish. Fillets.
ZookeeperFloyd
AStrong4
I love references.
poopscoopdoop
Mice
ohapieceofcandy
DressInDragAndDoTheHula
Dice
hispanicyankee
Don't think I've ever seen a Viking funeral for a pet before... interesting
VindictiveRidge
A friend of mine and I performed one for a pigeon that had flown into a window and broken its neck. Not our pet, we were just really bored.
Destino23
My family made a pyre for our ferret. Since we couldn't bury her due to permafrost (Canada)
blastingacrossthealkaliflats
Also Canada. Held a viking funeral for a dead bird found on the sidewalk. But no permafrost in my case - it was August when we did it.
hispanicyankee
I suppose that's logical
TeenageMutantNinjaNurse
My friends and I had one for a pet cat once. Bonfire by the lake + Viking funeral.. it coupled well. Or maybe we just like fire, actually.
OnlyPostsGetRekt
He needs to be burned with a shield and sword at his side, otherwise he'll stand no chance in Valhalla
sheevtheconqueror
I had one for a moth I found
theonewithkaleidoscopeeyes
We sent one of our chickens to Valhalla with a proper Viking funeral down river last summer. RIP Gabbitha.
Dude1925
I watched one for a scorpion before.
natflax
Woah
squishofdoom
Eyyy.
LostRedShoe
i had one for my old battle.net username
hispanicyankee
Like you wrote it on a piece of paper and did this?
LostRedShoe
i wrote it on a piece of paper then put it in a paper boat. floated it in my bathtub then lit it on fire
hispanicyankee
Sounds like a good way to set off the smoke alarm
PineappleInsertion
I had one for battle.net
Gayforbae
Imagine one for a malamute.... Hope you have a small yacht you're done with....
AFancyGentleman
I threw a jazz funeral for my hamster. Confused/alarmed my neighbors, but they were jerks anyways.
wnxkrayzie
My father in law requested a viking burial on his cabin lake...wonder if thats legal?
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
Unfortunately, no. Unless your country has really, really relaxed laws about dumping corpses, since it doesn't actually cremate you at all.
Finain
Go to one of the Great Lakes and boat out a bit, or go in the middle of nowhere along the coast. You'll be fine
OSCgal
Check with your local gov't. You never know unless you ask.
Moosen6
Surprisingly yes, IF you do some legal work around shenanigans because of open air cremation regulations.
Moosen6
Source: http://www.imortuary.com/blog/is-it-possible-to-have-a-viking-funeral/
iquestioneverything
As long as you soak the logs in wood first, to make sure it lights. Should be ok.
covenguy90
That's an oldie. +1
TwoOreoesOneCup
Soak the logs in wood.. *noted*
batlrar
I only know that it's illegal if the person is still alive.
AwkwardLee
Oooh Burn!
hispanicyankee
I'd imagine the fire in the lake could be an issue, but you could check with local police/fire/parks and rec departments or fish and game
Weddell
No sword=no Valhalla. Poor fish.
glozinglocal
Aww
OverpricedCrayon
The fish also didnt die in battle (most likely)
minizeries
We did one after I miscarried. I took a picture but it just looks like a smudge of flame in the dark.
chimmychonka
Wait what
minizeries
A picture of the tiny paper boat on fire! Not... yeah. Not that.