Oct 30, 2022 12:29 AM
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sonomarco
This is the story of Leda and her... ostrich?
superpaul79
Do huge feel nice? They look like they feel nice.
JesusofMethlehem
oldguyexlurker
I like your dog.
inthepines
Monkeynutsjoe
I'm not entirely convinced that's a chicken.
Nyxaura
The actual chicken in the background "wtf is this lady doing?"
LivingDecomposition
Peace was an option
threenotch23
That rooster at the fence is jealous - “B* never pets me!”
CGuyKolton
Bird sex is weird.
zortroz
Dawww!
lxk199
Dee Reynolds lookin’ fine!
pfunk81
Dee Reynolds in Yiddish
peterbozeman
At first I was like, "she's just blonde, doesn't really look like dee." Then I looked up and the joke was right there going over my head.
playbynightandday
The head nod as it falls asleep
Hibbtygibitty
If you haven’t seen it, dial into “useless farm” on YouTube.
cca49TvLifter
Zeus, is that you??
magitek
I’m guessing she raised that birdie from a chick
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Three hours? More like three days!
hessians4hire
Birds can get sexually attracted to humans
semedori
Ostriches definitely do and will shun other ostriches, farmers need to take care to remain distant enough from them.
HeNeverSawMollyAgain
Allegedly.
Jimmyjack9
More like an emotional support human!
JMaxGarage
if dinosaurs existed at the same time as humans im sure we would have tamed and domesticated a few
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
potentiallyunsafe
SLCBurrito
Must've been a sick one, less someone helped him.
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
Elijahrock
SometimesIjustsit
That's 2 man job, maybe even 3
lovingspace
Fun fact: egg cells in ostrich eggs are the largest cells there are.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Yeah, the entire egg yolk is one single cell (while unfertilized, or immediately after fertilization)
That goes for all eggs of course. If you separate and eat the yolk, you can truthfully say you only had a single cell for breakfast.
AimlessSavant
Sounds Just like having a single bite of cake while almost choking to death.
DariaMorgendorker
That’s one strange genre of porn
SithShodan
I know it's not same species but I wonder how Emmanuel is doing :c
acinonyxjubatus
Getting better! https://twitter.com/hiitaylorblake/status/1586015993494921216
ScarlettNape
Two tests at two different labs were negative for avian flu. https://www.npr.org/2022/10/26/1131536237/emmanuel-emu-sick-avian-flu
Apparently they're really susceptible to stress... like the state coming in and euthanizing 50 of your farm-mates.
KnifeKnut
Humans will pack bond with anything
Drakhma
malakim
Fun fact: Ostriches, generally speaking, find humans more attractive than other ostriches and will woo them. Big problem for ostrich farmers
I think that's more likely due to imprinting in farm settings.
vegivamp
Yes, but the REALLY interesting thing about that is that almost anything will pack bond with humans... Why is that?
Snooj
You leave me and my collection of staplers out of this. They have feelings too, y'know.
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
Ganbette roomba san
aPokal
SherMattLockSmith
Many birds, ostriches included, are more attracted to humans than they are to each other. A breed of falcons was saved by someone (1)
(2) Inventing a "sex hat" to allow the captive birds to breed with their head and catch the semen so they could use IVF.
This is due to imprinting not natural attraction
There is a reason why the "sex hat" was needed, even wild birds in the presence of humans were infatuated with humans over their own.
Many many animals are raised by humans and do not react this way, imprinting is not the only reason. Even wild caught birds react this way.
warrenwoodworks8888
A much gentler sleeper hold than my brother used growing up
BoxOfHellos
GuestChrist
I'd be terrified around one of those.
JustplainGross
I know they're big, scary, and make a lot of noise when angry, but woman are generally safe.
Generally. There's always the one
iDontBelieveInIsms
JustAnInternetPerson
Dad used to have an "Ostrich farm" a few decades ago. This video gives me anxiety. She's one flip away from getting skinned alive.
whyiseverygoodusernametaken1
Ostriches? I mean yeah they’re intimidating for sure but a Cassowary will straight disembowel you. Emu’s are where it’s at for large birds
ErniesWidow
The funniest thing I ever read was a short story about Aliens describing their 1st encounter with an earthling . It was a Cassowary. Funny!
sleepinggreenidea
True, ostriches are more likely to kill you with blunt force trauma than disembowelment.
ConsumerOfStories
Frick, I never knew I needed a hug from a dinosaur chicken until now
BioGoji1989
Dinosaur Chicken is redundant.
NarratesTheDarkerStory
seriously, the slow droop of the head? I want a hug. animal or human.
Radtastical
If you really wanna see a dinosaur chicken, look into a Cassowary. Absolutely terrifying.
metalrulercid
Kinda feels like that giant cobra chicken needed it more than the lady
37Nightwing
I'm jealous of the dinosaur chicken.
Sweetlinda2O
Bahahaha haha ??? your comment is freaking hilarious/cute at the same. Jajaja ? good one.
vindik8or
All chickens are dinosaur chickens. Direct descendants of the mighty T-Rex.
tctallon
If you want to see a wholesome dinosaur,, the urban rescue ranch has you covered
redline9gz
QuackWok
Lol this might be my favorite episode
sonomarco
This is the story of Leda and her... ostrich?
superpaul79
Do huge feel nice? They look like they feel nice.
JesusofMethlehem
oldguyexlurker
I like your dog.
inthepines
Monkeynutsjoe
I'm not entirely convinced that's a chicken.
Nyxaura
The actual chicken in the background "wtf is this lady doing?"
LivingDecomposition
Peace was an option
threenotch23
That rooster at the fence is jealous - “B* never pets me!”
CGuyKolton
Bird sex is weird.
zortroz
Dawww!
lxk199
Dee Reynolds lookin’ fine!
pfunk81
Dee Reynolds in Yiddish
peterbozeman
At first I was like, "she's just blonde, doesn't really look like dee." Then I looked up and the joke was right there going over my head.
playbynightandday
The head nod as it falls asleep
Hibbtygibitty
If you haven’t seen it, dial into “useless farm” on YouTube.
cca49TvLifter
Zeus, is that you??
magitek
I’m guessing she raised that birdie from a chick
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Three hours? More like three days!
hessians4hire
Birds can get sexually attracted to humans
semedori
Ostriches definitely do and will shun other ostriches, farmers need to take care to remain distant enough from them.
HeNeverSawMollyAgain
Allegedly.
Jimmyjack9
More like an emotional support human!
JMaxGarage
if dinosaurs existed at the same time as humans im sure we would have tamed and domesticated a few
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
potentiallyunsafe
SLCBurrito
Must've been a sick one, less someone helped him.
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
Elijahrock
SometimesIjustsit
That's 2 man job, maybe even 3
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
lovingspace
Fun fact: egg cells in ostrich eggs are the largest cells there are.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Yeah, the entire egg yolk is one single cell (while unfertilized, or immediately after fertilization)
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
That goes for all eggs of course. If you separate and eat the yolk, you can truthfully say you only had a single cell for breakfast.
AimlessSavant
Sounds Just like having a single bite of cake while almost choking to death.
DariaMorgendorker
That’s one strange genre of porn
SithShodan
I know it's not same species but I wonder how Emmanuel is doing :c
acinonyxjubatus
Getting better! https://twitter.com/hiitaylorblake/status/1586015993494921216
ScarlettNape
Two tests at two different labs were negative for avian flu. https://www.npr.org/2022/10/26/1131536237/emmanuel-emu-sick-avian-flu
ScarlettNape
Apparently they're really susceptible to stress... like the state coming in and euthanizing 50 of your farm-mates.
KnifeKnut
Humans will pack bond with anything
Drakhma
malakim
Fun fact: Ostriches, generally speaking, find humans more attractive than other ostriches and will woo them. Big problem for ostrich farmers
KnifeKnut
I think that's more likely due to imprinting in farm settings.
vegivamp
Yes, but the REALLY interesting thing about that is that almost anything will pack bond with humans... Why is that?
Snooj
You leave me and my collection of staplers out of this. They have feelings too, y'know.
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
Ganbette roomba san
aPokal
SherMattLockSmith
Many birds, ostriches included, are more attracted to humans than they are to each other. A breed of falcons was saved by someone (1)
SherMattLockSmith
(2) Inventing a "sex hat" to allow the captive birds to breed with their head and catch the semen so they could use IVF.
KnifeKnut
This is due to imprinting not natural attraction
SherMattLockSmith
There is a reason why the "sex hat" was needed, even wild birds in the presence of humans were infatuated with humans over their own.
SherMattLockSmith
Many many animals are raised by humans and do not react this way, imprinting is not the only reason. Even wild caught birds react this way.
warrenwoodworks8888
A much gentler sleeper hold than my brother used growing up
BoxOfHellos
GuestChrist
I'd be terrified around one of those.
JustplainGross
I know they're big, scary, and make a lot of noise when angry, but woman are generally safe.
AimlessSavant
Generally. There's always the one
iDontBelieveInIsms
JustAnInternetPerson
Dad used to have an "Ostrich farm" a few decades ago. This video gives me anxiety. She's one flip away from getting skinned alive.
whyiseverygoodusernametaken1
Ostriches? I mean yeah they’re intimidating for sure but a Cassowary will straight disembowel you. Emu’s are where it’s at for large birds
ErniesWidow
The funniest thing I ever read was a short story about Aliens describing their 1st encounter with an earthling . It was a Cassowary. Funny!
sleepinggreenidea
True, ostriches are more likely to kill you with blunt force trauma than disembowelment.
ConsumerOfStories
Frick, I never knew I needed a hug from a dinosaur chicken until now
BioGoji1989
Dinosaur Chicken is redundant.
NarratesTheDarkerStory
seriously, the slow droop of the head? I want a hug. animal or human.
Radtastical
If you really wanna see a dinosaur chicken, look into a Cassowary. Absolutely terrifying.
metalrulercid
Kinda feels like that giant cobra chicken needed it more than the lady
37Nightwing
I'm jealous of the dinosaur chicken.
Sweetlinda2O
vindik8or
All chickens are dinosaur chickens. Direct descendants of the mighty T-Rex.
tctallon
If you want to see a wholesome dinosaur,, the urban rescue ranch has you covered
redline9gz
QuackWok
Lol this might be my favorite episode