Not again Noah!

Sep 3, 2017 8:13 PM

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No, not at all, I said I was a mountain climber

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically, I told the truth because I said I enjoy mountain climbing.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

So thats what the Ark looks like?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speed II - Cruise Control

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard the Navy is hiring. Looks like he is well qualified

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"co-captain"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's my first day

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not? Most cruise ships nowadays are nothing more than floating hotels. Would love to see the Titanic Hotel in Turkey.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Missed it by th-a-a-t much.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You gotta admit the view is great from up here !

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vada a marino, cazzo!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Mariner. 'Co-Captain' bugs the every livin' shit out of me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking apple maps

9 years ago | Likes 506 Dislikes 10

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's supposed to look like that. It's a feature.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 4

Not a 'berg.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

'Um, excuse me folks, could everyone please move to the pointy end of the boat?'...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't there a side quest in Witcher3 involving a ship on top of the mountain?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your name Fitzcarraldo?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Came here for this reference, thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it. +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That resort is no longer there. v

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

And that's the story of how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb. You might even say it's a Strangelove.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't know if that means they did or didn't. Because they're clearly on an island cruise.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

L O S T

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You may be laughting now, but when the oceans rise who will be laughing?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

more impressive really

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the steam blows from the top, thats when the big wave is coming. Body surf it right or youll do a lot of coughing. Watch your knees too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Captain probably v

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I love this gif.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love you too

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hello there then

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reserved Parking

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

9 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

one job!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This always gives me mild anxiety

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boat stays on water. Not in. Not out. On

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kept boat above the water.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the town I live next to there is a office owned by T-mobile that looks like a ship when driving down a small highway. I love it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

USS Constitution, another world but the same problem.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Umm, there are no Co-Captains on ships. They're called the First Officer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More often 'Chief Mates', but yea. This.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0