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I don’t know what to think.
Aug 14, 2018 8:45 PM
earthnumberseven
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I don’t know what to think.
emergencyapocalypse
nopressurejustcomeupwithacoolname
So, yeah...there is really NOTHING to do in the flat lands. So, so, so much nothing. So much. Nothing.
nateglen350
He (bailed it).
quelin
as info kids, if you try to do that for real you will be very very dead
railgap
And it will hurt the whole time you're dying.
Aingelproject667
Talk about baling out of a moving vehicle
Anakhon
when i see this, I know it's time to go to bed...
MoogieMomm
Wtf. At least he looks happy.
Middlecamp
You mean Hayppy
bvbice13
Did we just witness the birth of the Mini Wheats mascot!?! I love it +1
Cabbagewastaken
He's bailing out on life.
RedRiotUnbreakable
That tractor alone is worth more than a Ferrari...
thatbloominpiper
Really nailing down that straw man argument
Allworknoplay82
Bob you're fired. This was the last straw.
PowerRangerRed
Hay man, what you doing there?
confirmsthings
Wouldn't he get mangled?
Theron2290
Why couldnt he do that with pants one?
tophatfire
Did he really even need to be naked to do that?
BigLebowskiDude
KeboZarco
Haha I guess he wanted a different shape tho
Clockworkdancerobot
What the mother F.....
Th4tDumpster
At least he didn't get his pants dirty!
Imadudefromokc
Farmersonly.com
DancinNinja
This dance along the side of your car challenge is getting out of hand
Fireguy97
I wonder how many idiot kids are going to die horrible painful deaths doing this with a Tide Pod in their mouth.
MoistFrenchFries
This man. He is both my hero and spirit animal
Daemoneyes
Must be hard on you that your hero and spirit animal is fake.
MoistFrenchFries
Just like my dreams. Dont Ruin this for me
Daemoneyes
No, i would never be so cruel to ruin this for you but i would crush it like the hay baler crushes little bambis and wabbits. ;)
MoistFrenchFries
weldr67
I’ve worked on bailers, and that my friends, is fucking terrifying
MrPajamaSam
2 weeks notice 2 weeks ago.
twozerooz
Also fake
CKOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt8B93sd8vs knives, augers, giant piston, giant needles... sounds like a great time.
mylifeisabluroflostmemory
Bath salts steal your fear!
Bergeldergle
I guess he, uh, really loves his hay...
DebraWTX
I was hoping this was a scene from “Fargo” -The Summer Edition.
absoliutenus
he will be so itchy afterwards
Spinnyd
He is itchy now
Katateochi
also shredded and compacted in gruesome and horrible ways
culthero13
HE’S itchy. Just watching this have me hives.
Septagrim
Who lives in a farmhouse in the Midwest?
FarmerFrance
Me
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
BENTDICK STRAWYPANTS
Yarnbomber
SQUARE-BALE NO-PANTS!
mentallypsycho
Billy Bob No Pants!
BeerBreath
...Christian Bale
BeerBreath
Sorry
AlienMark
Me, no seriously I’m 30 minutes away from the literal middle of the US of A
NoSwervin
Can I come over and hang out?
AlienMark
I’m 50 minutes north of Hutchinson up to you mate
thereaperking
Ay, I’m from Sterling and my wife is from Hutch
CrankyCook
I choose this guys wife
Lierofox
STRAW-BOB HAY-PANTS!
TyRo012
This made me laugh harder than any comment to date. Felt like you deserved to know.
Lierofox
Aw thanks. I have my moments.
epicsitis
Sponge
ItsAPunderfulworld
Flamable heavy and itchy is he!
Septagrim
STRAW-BOB-HAY-PANTS!!!
DresdenPedalTimpani
If hay bale nonsense is something you wish...
sucka199
STRAW BOB HAY PANTS
glovelyday
What yo think? Think it is staged.
CptRobotNinja
Yeah its fake, this would be either lethal or a real bad mangling
RandomGuy12345678910
Just lethal. No possible way to survive going through that.
Tom40
I think he's crazy. You can clearly see he's nuts.
ISaidSarcastically
Drywhitetoast
Yeah. A hay bailer will mess you up
Katateochi
basically any farm machinery will mess you up. They all look like things that some crazy old school Bond villain would invent.
00tj
Fuck yeah. I doubt he would have made it alive let alone unharmed
idzerd
Unarmed?
00tj
therearenomoreusernamesleft
Yeah, nothing would be sticking out the bale, the arms, legs, and head would become integral to the bale. Also the bales missing its twine.
Thoughttoolongaboutthis
And disconnected the twine function
Thoughttoolongaboutthis
What if he curled up during the process?
Katateochi
is that before he goes through the rows of fast moving tynes, or before the massive ram that compresses each slice? yeah....might work.
Thoughttoolongaboutthis
I mean.. couldn't you disconnect the gears of operations that would kill you and set the press so that it doesn't push that far, and (1/2)
Thoughttoolongaboutthis
(2/2) release some hydraulic pressure so it's not as strong.. like... make it so it won't kill you for the video?
ThomasThundersword
he would die. source, I've seen a real hay baler. he would be super ded.
RVAALLDAY
Is this real? How tf would it compress the hay into a bale and not squish him at the same time???
k8Eirene16
Hith poow wittle penith if it ith aftew dat wittle wun!!!
simbion
We checked our hay for dead animals every day. We break it apart before feeding all 55 horses. We don’t find many but we always checked.
LieutenantScarecrow
It wouldn't. You'd be a bloody pulp.
KingBifurious
No. Agricultural machines do not discriminate. Stupid, careful, all will be fed to the gears.
Chickenlicker
https://imgur.com/ggI3J0j
DougDeNasty
'Crop cutter' option is a bunch of huge spinning blades that give lawn mowers boners... don't try this at home kids.
StormDrain
It’s like a hay hug
SpaceGK
I was more worried about who was driving the tractor...
CheapBeerAndBadDecisions
not saying this one is but many have gps controlled autopilot options now.
SpaceGK
Hopefully smarter than the AI in farming simulator...
tankroller
probably... but the machine is only as smart as the person using it. willing to bet you that there have been cases of equipment in ditches.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Jesus took the wheel.
hmrco92
Kid died in my high school going through a bailer. Fucking horrible.
gypsyj
Same. Absolutely devastating
Automatvapen
How does that even happen?
JohnnySandwich
PTO-driven equipment are a huge danger, and not often fully appreciated for their security.
JohnnySandwich
Fuck... For their severity, I mean.
RocMage
It's not real. Don't try this at home kids. I've seen half an animal that had been hiding in the hay come out of the bailer.
realbluesofa
This. And RIP, Mr. Halfmice
9point3x62
My high school physics teacher was a hobby farmer and told us about putting a skunk through a hay baler once. Sounded nasty.
obadiahmays
so many baby deer. It seriously keeps me up nights
zimirken
Had to kill a raccoon with probable distemper at work once. I was not okay
Creslin
Hay conditioners and small fawns or rabbits don’t play well together...
Phischstaebchen
I've seen on TV there's atleast one farmer here in Germany who now uses drones + IR-cams to check for fawns....
Creslin
I’m in Southern Ohio, and we have a real issue with deer - Enough that you can get nuisance hunting permits, but they’re annoying to use...
Creslin
...and I’ve lost literally tens of thousands in crop damage to them. Other than the eww factor I’m perfectly fine with thinning the herd.
anjunaspeak23
I’ve been on large farm equipment. I don’t even want to imagine this.
mygfgoestoadifferentschoolyouwouldntknowher
Large farm equipment... is this a racist joke? Or have I been in Alabama too long
Kittynomnoms
Sounds like the latter.
TheG1fMaker
H-How is this... Please... Please explain why this would be racist..