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metalfoto
All ducks and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
RealLifeSpock
MrCoolGuy
I love that scene
GodEmperor0fMankind
SnoopyDancing
Similar to the Bedazzled movies.
somenerandom
"a million bucks" is also a bad way to phrase a lamp wish.Genies don't know slang.Either say dollars or enjoy your wildlife.
Trondason
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/piano.png
mrepcm
Small man is actually Michel Petrucciani (1962-1999) one of the greatest jazz pianists ever
Copepods4life
Thx for the good laugh
CirB
I was actually expecting a million deer bucks stampeding in...
OfficialJoeBiden
"The place is empty, but there's something in it" so it's not empty.
gsquared300
FW:FW:FW:FW:
weirdnorwegianguy
Last time I laughed over this, I fell off my dinosaur.
DargonBall
My grandpa actually told me this
14November
That's weird.
Mctato
I remember when I had my first beer.
milkycow15
*starts crying*
Itkov
Just wanted to point out that the 12in Pianist is actually a world famous Jazz pianist. Dude was crazy good despite his brittle bones 1/2
Itkov
Literally caused him pain to play Piano and if I'm not mistaken he would occasionally break his hands or arms while playing and keep going
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
Sounds pretty amazing!
UncleNeganiscominghomefordinner
Last pic = creepy af.
Wargasim23
+1 because I laughed, -1 because my dad told me that joke 10 years ago. Then +1 because I like your username
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
I accept your generous offering
MilicaFilipovi
Great stuff as always. Keep it up man!
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
Thanks dude ;)
Jenvas
what do you even do with a 12 inch dick? realistically
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
You were working as a waitress in a hotel bar, when i met you
Ezekielhpk
That's weird. ==> http://imgur.com/user/Jamarce
snivy642
Passengers was an entertaining movie
theleafssuck
Never heard it. Have my upvote!
LadyLatte
Old joke, new execution! This is what keeps the ministry of jokes in business.
FlockOfSeagulls25
Ofeliaagy
Last pic = creepy af. ==> http://imgur.com/user/Jamarce
lovemybikerboots
Best one yet
howcansomeonepossiblyhavethesameweirdusernamealready
Every time I see the bartender actor in this scene, I always think of Tyrell in Blade Runner.
professorspankem
Wrecked him? Nearly killed him! Amirite?
Talaiga
Wanted a foot long dick. Got a micro-pianist instead.
WilliamKeith
I love the extended version of this joke: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/18/guy-walks-into-a-bar
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
I can't believe i read all of that
SirButcher
Comeon, it is not that long O.o
BrownBananaSpot
Jack Nicholson was the best choice for this movie