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Pt 2 http://imgur.com/gallery/aQNpK
SheriseWhitler68
I would kill to have superheros' numbers
CorvoPendragon
I can't even right now
TheDickOfJustice
living parents.....
capri2004
Poor super aware Deadpool. He gets gifts for himself and knows about not having movies yet. -sends all the love and chimichangas to DP-
zravenette
Typos in the title always make me unhappy
onlyonecookie
"Batman, you are constantly around children" haaaa cause robins
PleasantPeasantPheasant
http://textsfromsuperheroes.com/ if anybody wants more of them, here's the site.
codemister99
"What do kids want?" "Living parents" I couldn't stop laughing for a solid two minutes
Blitzgamer210
"I left my watch in another dimension" that sounds like something that would happen
klarax
These are great! :)
SpectreOfUrMind
Read all the batman parts as super cafe batman.
TheOptionToNot
Well thats enough reading for the night ;)
Starwaster
#4 I laughed so goddamn hard... with strange squealing sounds... thought you guys should know
BookSmart
Subtle John Mulaney reference on the Zune text.
masterxplodr
I was really hoping someone would say this. "Oh so like someone plays too many scratchy lottos? Or bets the house on the ponies?"
iamduh
Link for the lazy... http://textsfromsuperheroes.com/
theblackcanaryyy
The dead pool movie comes out in February. Don't worry wade, your day will come.
captainsanchez
Agreedo
clipcalhoon
Supermans cape is the blanket he was wrapped in when his parent sent him to earth and part of his identity
Meloncov
So basically Superman is a slightly more powerful version of Linus.
clipcalhoon
Exactly
beyondlurker
Just slightly.
Mimelife
"Kitty? She's dead right now" got me so hard. Like "she's not here at the moment, can I take a message?"
ExtraAlien
She married Star-lord
peppermintpixie
There are no gates on mutant heaven, only revolving doors.
Impgnome
It's ok. It was only the little death.
buttshredder
Phrasing.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
huh?
Impressive44
Phasing.
TalonDudeguy
'right now' implies that she's dead, but not really
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
ya, I thought that was why he found it amusing...
TalonDudeguy
No, DP just didn't say 'Jeez, wow, sorry man'. He just said 'Damn' and went to the next guy on the list. [1/2]
TalonDudeguy
Also, Marvel has a reputation for not *actually* killing important people, so something's going to happen to revive Jean anyway. [2/2]
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
I think that's what @Mimelife was saying, you seemed to be correcting them, which I didn't think needed to be done and then reexplained now
TalonDudeguy
I apologize, I don't think I remember/saw Mimelife's comment
Idontwearhats
Trump 2016
DragonLordG
The Martian Manhunter wears a cape, but that's because he wants to look like a hero and Sups is the first hero he saw…
IDontKnowHowToHuman
In Avengers 2, I assumed the same was true of The Vision re: Thor.
ryeandwiskey
folkvarthr
Whelp. Iff to watch the blade trilogy again.
KorruptJustice
Just thinking the same thing (about the first one anyway. Didn't really care for the sequels).
papasmurf1118
Blade 2 was the realest
DeathInABottle
I liked them, just not the fourth one where Wesley Snipes was in prison.
papasmurf1118
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate up hill.
MechaNinja
I have been subscribed to this guy's tumblr for about 40 years. I still read every imgur posts with his stuff in it.
FullPlateHero
Shut up, Tony. Zunes are awesome.
EscapedLewdist
No....yes.
SoulHeart
When did Spider-Man divided>?
KaboomKrusader
Most likely a reference to all his clones.
SoulHeart
Oh... nvm then
houmeri
These are fake!
CyclopsWasRight
#10 username relevant!
Deadpoolisalwaysrelevant
Deadpool is always relevant...
getmepicturesofspiderman
Me too! Sort of!
ILikeToHideInLongCommentChains
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/54634287.jpg
ICDarkly
I don't suppose you have a tumblr account with the same name?
CyclopsWasRight
no, sorry, i don't tumbl
ACyclops
I guess I am too?
yuraf
Who is Deadpool talking to in #1?
QueenCousland
Himself. He does that. Sometimes it's him breaking the fourth wall, sometimes it's just him being strange and insane.
bunnyrut
deadpool
OneLastSmile
White Dialouge Box.
emberfish
Himself? Not sure if this is a joke
yuraf
I don't read comics. So, no joke.
emberfish
Oh ok. Well Deadpool knows he's in a comic (usually) and talks to himself through the yellow narration boxes. (1)
emberfish
Other people can't see them though, so it looks like he's having a one-sided conversation, which is why I wasn't sure if you were joking (2)
yuraf
I didn't know about his duality thing. Thought it's a copy from a diff. dimension - a much simpler explanation for me, see?
ImShocked
On the real, Scarlet Witch is terrifying...
starrydance
For serious. In the movie when (spoiler happened at the end) I was like, whelp, there goes that universe.
scathingsarcasm
Three words, "No. More. Mutants. Read or lookup the House of M
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
If mutants are allowed Magik can be pretty terrifying as well.
BornstellarNomad
Isn't Scarlet Witch a mutant?
reux
But almost everyone is dead at the moment due to the comic universe collapse. (2/2)
reux
She is/was... Not in the films due to rights. And they may be retconning her in comics last time I heard. (1/2)
Napcrawler
Just don't tell that to Marvel Studios.
priondefolder
Why?
Idontgetjokes
she can create alternate realities and completely alter existing ones. She can bring people back to life or create new lives, armies even.
PhoenixStanfield
She basically had god power, only limited by herself.
BurroWreck
She can manipulate reality. So basically, she can cause anything to happen. She created a reality where Magneto and mutants ruled the world.
BurroWreck
Then when that backfired she cried "No More Mutants" and dropped the mutant population from millions to around 198 total.
yuraf
How did those survive?
BurroWreck
Well the rest of them didn't die when she did it, they no longer had the mutant gene so they became normal humans.
Legovil
So she's kind of like a Deus Ex Machina.
BurroWreck
Yeah, pretty much.
TheGoddamnDanman
"He's fast and she's weird."
WhatYouWantACookie
After everyone explaining what she does--then why doesn't she just bring her brother back in the avengers?
Noaaaa
Explain
mbgeekgirl
She's basically a reality bender
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
She literally alters reality. Theoretically she can do anything. She has canonically changed the whole world several times.
YourWaifuIsTrash
She can manipulate reality, and comics canon has very little actual restrictions on what she can't do. In Decimation, she just said >
YourWaifuIsTrash
"No more mutants" and suddenly all but 198 of living mutants (over a million before, varying by writer) lost their mutant genes.
JohnManbat
Is she an omega level mutant?
BrandonianFlynnigan
I don't think she's ever been stated to be omega. She has a really powerful power, but she's not powerful with it if that makes sense.
TheRealSatanshandyman
Doesn't she only have limited control?
BrandonianFlynnigan
Kinda. She's mentally unstable and her powers are often somewhat subconsciously controlled so she can lose it and then crazy stuff happens.
JohnManbat
Yea I think I get it. I've seen people say that Vulcan is the strongest person in marvel, I could be wrong but doesn't he have similar power
PunPunlegreat
What about Franklin Richards he can control and create universes and/or dimensions
PunPunlegreat
Never mind Brandon got to him
BrandonianFlynnigan
So he's definitely not the most powerful, but he is an omega. Which is kinda my point. His power is energy manipulation, which isn't that(1)
BrandonianFlynnigan
impressive, but as an omega he's able to use it to do insane things. Same idea as Iceman. Now Wanda is a reality warper, but she mostly (2)
DirtyA
still don't know what that bitch does.
ArdvarkRoticeryChicken
Her original abilities were to hex people, but her powers changed a few times, and now she is crazy powerful. But yea, I still don't know.
ImShocked
Everything man. Fucking. Everything.
KorruptJustice
http://imgur.com/XQlqZ1U
IDontKnowHowToHuman
"A Mighty Sandwich" would be a great movie title.
FestiveFerret
he's fast and she's weird
Mogynz
Her early powers were basically bad luck hexes. Later on she also gets the power to basically do whatever the hell she wants. Magic too.
aerodynamit3
She can alter reality and create dimensions n shit. One of the most over powered characters in marvel comics
navyjeff
So there is theoretically a dimension she created where every time she used her power it went horribly wrong and backfired?
aerodynamit3
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Wanda_Maximoff_(Earth-616)#Powers_and_Abilities
IDontKnowHowToHuman
More overpowered than Squirrel Girl?
squirr3lgirl
I'm relevant!!
obligatoryguy
That's nuts!
NorthCrown
I'm not sure either but "manipulate reality" sounds kind of overpowered..
jrau18
She replaced all of reality with one that was ruled by Magneto...
Clitastrophe
Comic books dgaf'. I swear there are dozens of "x killed/beatup/erased everyone else" books.
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
You think that's OP, Legion absorbs personalities of people that die around him, and get's a power assosiated with that personality.
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
and his "base" power is Reality Warping of at least the level of Scarlet Witch + the thousand + other powers he has at Omega level.
1metalnation
Freaking love Legion, once he got that watch that let him control which power he was using he became absurd
MrWolfwood
Heyo Big ole nerd here. She taps into the fundamental powers of Chaos opposite of Order. She controls 1 of the two power spectrums. Not well
IWonderWhatWillHappenIfIPressThisButton
Scarlett bitch?
AMacGyver
Her brother?
lunaisbestprincess
Daaaaaaamn
chraazy
LAIHSBFLIACYIDCEFBHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SgtEziosRequiem
Then Vision.
Burnyoureyes
Jaimelannistersayingnice.gif
PunPunlegreat
IWillActuallyMurderYourFamily
Not sure how many people will get this
nation543
I'll bet you didn't see THAT coming, did you?
zerohunter
OH SNAP it's funny because it's true
YourWaifuIsTrash
Context: Scarlet Witch & Quicksilver have always had some weird shipping between them, in Marvel Ultimate Universe they're a couple. >
YourWaifuIsTrash
Weirdly enough, everyone's reaction (except for Cap's) is basically "It's the 21st century, siblings can screw"
KhalFrodo
I'm still a little unclear, but I think it's basically about controlling probability.
PacificJesus
She has the mutant ability of creating reality changing curses of random power. She also trained in magic.
BritishBatman
- choose from, for example, if a person were to try and punch her, there is a timeline where the punch hits and a timeline where the - 2/
blackguard89
Wasn't she a reality manipulator? in the omega mutant levels even?
thedevil
Nope thats Domino
BritishBatman
she can choose which timeline to travel down, since there are an infinite amount of timelines she has an infinite amount of them to - 1/
TheSadMummy
I think one time she removed all super powers from existence. I know she is Psychic, but she kinda does everything.
BritishBatman
- punch misses, if she wants she can just choose the timeline where the punch misses to be the main one, while the punch hitting would - 3/
BritishBatman
- can happen at anytime ever, she has an unlimited choice from an infinite multiverse or timelines and events - 5/5
MrRandom314159
Doesn't that mean she can collapse different timelines into each other?
BritishBatman
It's more that she chooses the direction rather than controlling the timelines themselves
BritishBatman
- split off into another timeline in another universe entirely. Of course due to the fact that anything is possible and anything - 4/
Ashbury137
She can manipulate reality. She erased pretty much every mutant from existence once.
ChaosGodOfPleasureAndExcess
House of M, bro. House of fucking M...
andergriff
than the phoenix said "fuck you" to her and made a bunch of new mutants
justahumanonline
Doesn't that place her on-par power level with Jack Kirby and Stan Lee? I'd link the album, but I've got 5k+ faves and no way to sort them.
ReignOfError
She also rewrote reality to give Magneto his Utopia once, but it wrecked her mind, and she kind of ... lost control. Not quite godlike.
ohthehuemanatees
*cough cough* @sara *cough cough*
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
I'd say she's on par with Phoenix Force Jean, and possibly Legion (though Legion has literally thousands of omega level powers)
AvatarofPi
No, Jack Kirby and Stan Lee combined are essentially what the One Above All is... aka Marvel's version of God.