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Miro and his boys with "Mutti"
Midfield Neuer and his Cup
Mario G and his Girlsfriend Ann-Kathrin Brömmel
Mario and his well earned Cup
Großkreutz approximately 5h before puking
Höwedes and girl friend Lisa Wesseler
Sami and Lena
Schalkes Tönnies and Höwedes
Niersbach and Platini
Dead man walking and partying
Sarah und Schweini
Dieter Zetsche (thx u/igiarmpr), Jogi and Thomas Bach
Zetsche is Chairman of the board of Daimler AG and Bach is IOC-President
Bromance
Nierbach, Rauball, Zetsche (thx u/igiarmpr) & ????
Nierbach making a speech
Mustafi and Neuer
Bromance Part II
Feierbiester
Poldi
Schweini and Hansi Flick
Poldi, again
Kevin, Mustafi and BFG
Yeah, he knows it's his
Großkreutz, Mustafi, BFG & Schweini
Özil looking fiercer than Kevin
Rihanna and Draxler
Poldi and Schweini double teaming Rihanna
Miro and Rihanna
Götze and Rihanna hanging loose
Präsi, Mutti und die Mannschaft
ImtheladythatyellsChanceTimeinMarioParty
A very well organized and efficient celebration
IsItaBird
Big Fucking German
Gamerguy2207
I really hoped the album was going to end with a random picture of Großkreutz just puking from too much victory beer.
EleMenTal304
Was kinda expecting it, too
holydonuts
+1 Midfield Neuer
nemui
Haha, made me laugh as well.
augustusfabulous
i ain't sayin shes a gold digger but she ain't messi with no broke nigga. you can kill me now
admiralhipper
+1 for Boondocks.
ILiveInCanadaAndIAmDefinitelyNotSorry
Rhianna at the world cup party
plushyoplush
whoa
AeroWalrus
"GUYS I AM TOTALLY RELEVANT LOOK AT MY TITS!"
DonkeyKongsLongShlongInABongIsWrong
The guy sitting in front of her was the real winner in this whole thing.
Radcliffelookalike
She'll be needing that Umbrella...
nemui
yep, representing the USA just as we'd expect her to.
TallWall
Classic Riri... keepin' it classy as always.
niggamoonmclovinalicousness
isnt she dating the argentinian goalie?
xneix
Nope, he's married and has 2 daughters. She was just looking for attention.
imadogperson
"LOOK AT ME!!!!"
demat
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE LOOK AT ME"
UnlikelyMotivation
whoa
ILiveInCanadaAndIAmDefinitelyNotSorry
Flash bang
UnlikelyMotivation
My fellow Canadian, I bid you good day!
ILiveInCanadaAndIAmDefinitelyNotSorry
hello fellow canadian. Good Morning from Winnipeg
UnlikelyMotivation
Afternoon, from Ontario. You guys get those floods under control yet?
AllTheTurtles
I'll take one Neuer, kthanks.
AuntieMeat
I too would like to have a go at/with him.
SwedishHouseFurniture
Haha, Klose has no idea who Rihanna is:
sidfromtoystory
klose kinda looks like a normal guy
BecauseIamBatman
Klose whattey legend! He should be the one holding the WC not her..
LittleKirby
he thinks "dafuq?"
Todesengelchen
Neither do I. Some kind of musician, I guess?
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Knowing that he enjoys fishing in some far behind locations and spending time with his family it's quite probably true.
unknownian
Surprisingly, they're friends. Klose has shown up on Rihanna's twitter multiple times
SukhoiSuperjet
Actually I read that Klose is Rihanna's favo football player.
senpaiintheskywithdiamonds
Since last monday probably.
unknownian
Nope, I Rihanna said "my nigga Klose" on twitter after his goal against Ghana.
demut
Yeah, that’s not very recently.
LurkyMcUpvote
ri ri would have partied with whoever won.
skybird
A lot of celebs do this (usually at NBA and NFL championships).
marderfucker
to be fair, i don't think so. look at her twitter, she has been cheering for germany since world cup started
demut
*cheering for everyone
RepresentingTheRepublicOfEzo
How is Schweinsteiger even standing at that point?
Geno0444
I'm sorry, but nose rings are absolutely disgusting...
imadogperson
Letting Rihanna hold the Cup... Not a very good idea, I think.
appaismyspiritanimal
So basically, this post is telling me to visit Germany because these soccer players are damn attractive.
Komplizin
mats hummels. http://us.cdn281.fansshare.com/photos/matshummels/mats-hummels-1355129072.jpg
ambizax
So attractive! My husband is German :)
pzgrcfup
Seriously? As a german woman: which one???
MyMomIsCassiopeia
This
ikmbaa
GÖTZE AND MUSTAFI
LittleKirby
as a german woman: THANK YOU! I thought the same!
BerlinBone
my wife told me: Khedeira and Schürrle *arrg*
pzgrcfup
Ok. Khedeira maybe. Schürrle? Please!
demut
Würdest du Neuer als unattraktiv bezeichnen?
pzgrcfup
Ja.
demut
Huh, sieh an ...
OhLenny
BIG FUCKING GERMAN!!!
hiroshimaFried
One of the reason I became a Gunners-fan and now we've got Özil and maybe getting Kediera <3
admiralhipper
I think Sami is going to demand too much money. He doesn't like playing CDM either, apparently.
DayakavitaminD
Where is schurrle?!?!
BecauseIamBatman
Where is Müller?
dammitMarinahowdoesthiswork
Schurrle, they didn't keep him from celebrating!
pickinganameistoomuchpressure
they didnt, and dont call me shurrle!
didyouhearaboutpluto
Gotze is almost as pretty as his girlfriend.
IWishIKnewAUsername
I love how he looks like his mom is standing at the side of the field with a comb yelling "Do they feed you enough in Brazil, boy?" :D
jedistardust
Love his little baby face. And the biggest smile he had after scoring that goal yesterday was adorable lol
tikr
Pummelfee...
SirSwagALot88
From an argentinian congratulations and fuck you
Torenico
As an argentinian, what a shame we couldn't get it, it hurts in my heart. What am I doing watching this anyways...
terceravencida
**lo abraza** Algún día abrazaremos esa copa...mientras tanto...lloremos juntos
fuckyeahignorance
from a german: great match and a well deserved "fuck you" Argentina had their best match during the whole tournament. Great to watch.
BeardKhan
So Klose T-T
skybird
Thanks, I'll take it! For what it's worth: was a great (read: I almost puked I was so nervous) game.
Toxinator84
Indeed...I also almost puked
sidfromtoystory
Germans actually get nervous?
skybird
I'm also usually late. Be shocked.
FlatusIgnition
As an Argie myself: Congrats! No fuck yous needed. The best team won, hands down.
IWishIKnewAUsername
Thanks and cheers mate! *walks of "schlaaaaand"-ing*
terceravencida
As an Argentinian...watching this makes me sad. Congrats Germany...but I'm still sad =(
pirlo
la tercera es la vencida, next final against germany will be yours
terceravencida
hahaha thanks!
BeardKhan
Well we did lose to germany three times in a row in the world cups now... T-T
Whateverthehellyouwant
LU LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI! ER IST EIN FUßBALL GOTT GOTT GOTT
Solkanarmy
do these captions get more and more german as they progress or is it just me?
IWishIKnewAUsername
Yesss, yess, embrace ze German.
alltheclevernamesweretakenthisisembarrassingpleasemakeitstop
It's not ze captions, it's you.
WatIsMitDirJunge
that wäre mir gar nicht aufgefallen
Glueckskind
I liked "Feierbiester" a lot ;)
damnmongorian
-1 for Rihanna and her bullnose ring
melodramaticbat
WHERE IS THE SEX BEAST THAT IS HUMMELS? Also Reus :'-( Glad they had a shirt for him, must suck to have missed this.
Asherdash
Could you tell me what happened to Reus? Is he injured? I thought he might have died..so Im concerned now! To google!
Asherdash
Could you tell me what happened to Reus? Is he injured? I thought he might have died..so Im concerned now! To google!
IwishIwereRiverSong
Thank you. Just mentioned Hummels. So freaking hot.
DaiseyFiorilli62
hell no
poopstainmcjibblets
This is a lot less crazy than I anticipated. Pretty classy guys.
FreakDC
Guess why so many German players are missing from the photos :D.
skybird
This is the official PR stuff. Doubt they'll publish anything too shocking.
LoneDirewolf
The best of Germany's win was seeing Angela Merkel hug and kiss each one of them as of they were her own kids.
weecltrain
Link?
piggypiglet
Wut? That would be the worst thing to see! Happily I fell asleep watching and so was spared such a sight
CardinalTrou
HERE COME THE GREEKS
mrmcspicy
merkel gangbang https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10488027_946322778717747_6570698011178450003_n.jpg
hellyesiguess
no. no it wasn't. it really really wasn't.
Litten
She's such a mom. I love Angela Merkel
xuNSH1NE
That is just propaganda. Like you know football is a big deal in germany and this way everyone here loves her.
SmeeAgainGoan
Yup, you can't be a kiwi politician and tell everyone you hate rugby. Or Canada with hockey. "I hate ski, elect me Norway/Austria". Sure...
grenzdebil
Not sure. She's actually one of the few from the Berlin gang I buy that story from. Gauck is another matter, though ...
xuNSH1NE
I dont say she doesnt delight in Germany winning the world cup,but the selfies with the players and her shining face is mostly for her image
grenzdebil
Oh, really?
xuNSH1NE
ys rlly
Hovenbeet
Well "Mutti" does mean "Mom."
jsktrogdor
Of course Germany finds a way to make the word "mom" sound like something you scream when you're pissed off.
demut
How does it sound anything like that? Not to mention that you can scream anything, you know.
demut
Case in point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODcbohBsd2A
mioelnir
usually "mama" is used if you actually address your own mother, depending on region. "mutti" more commonly when you talk about her.
anotherrelevantusername
I think, "Mutti" is more eastern Germany...
TopgunIsTheBestMovieEver
Its also used widely in Austria, Grandparents from Wein and that is the common wordage for mommy, Mama. Thought of as endearing.
Harrstein
Which is still quite relevant for Merkel
3bulldogsbitch
Can someone tell me if she's a good chancellor? She seems quite cool, but I obviously can't judge.
HavocXphere
She makes lots of "solid" decisions and very few "WTF are you doing" decisions. As far as politicians go...I'll take it.
Herrschmidt
depends on your views. i think she's too much of a populist. i'd prefer wholehearted decisions, unbiased by what people would just "like".
AllHailTheDramaLlama
She didn't do much for the first half of her legislative period, that what most people criticise. Other than that, she's cool.
mioelnir
yeah, she had to step it up a notch or she would have been overtaken on the right lane by a glacier
grenzdebil
Ask the Germans about her, you'll only get 82 million opions.
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
I'm not a German, but the Belgian newspeople mostly write nice articles about her
quadralol
Opinion is divided but she's generally liked. Her support has gone up recently too.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
have the guts to tell Obama off for his intelligence listening to German telecommunication. And she blows 400k in tax money to fly to Brazil
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
She has about as much integrity and direction as a wind sleeve.
3bulldogsbitch
Cheers
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Seriously?I hate her. She never took an actual stance that she didn't revoke 20 min later, tells whatever the lobby tells her to and doesn't
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
She's a giant fucking windbag. Plus blowing 400k of tax money to fly to fucking Brazil for a world cup is kind of not cool.
spareseatonmyface
That would happen if any country was in the final of the world cup.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
She was there from the beginning.
spareseatonmyface
Really? I doubt she spent the last month out of Germany.
skybird
I like her as a person but don't agree with her politics. Her party is center-right on the German party spectrum.
Counterfit
So she's basically a Democrat
tikr
This! Spot on...
TrapsAreIllegal
Yeah... I didn't vote for her. Schroeder was a lesser evil.
pintDMG
She's an utterly useless chancellor. For eight years now has she lied and refused to take a stance on any actual politics.
fuckyeahignorance
As a German: I was so nervous I had to got to the toilet and learned about the goal via the screaming in the neighbourhood. facepalm.
LordHighEmu
Wheres Müller?
SoupytheDolphin
I upvoted your comment for a different reason but after some research I now realise Muller is a real live human and not in fact a yoghurt.
BornstellarNomad
He got completely mullered by the time the party started.
appleorange
In the corner..... Mueller corner
LeoNidasWolf
THANK YOU! I was thinking the same thing.
vgvf
he's rolling around on the ground and jumping up to yell at the photographer after each picture is snapped.
luhow
and Schurlle...
madnorwegian
Rihanna put him to sleep(IYKWIM), that's why she was late...
BeezelPony
He's busy tending to little Schweinsteiger's pains and aches.
vanella
That's hot, my panties are drenched!
BeezelPony
I'm saying those two should kiss already GAWD
ProvoloneRanger
He's the one taking the pictures.
turdsandwitch
I don't know what the big deal is. I have had a world cup for years now.
LegendOfZeldaFan61
-____-
idontknowyoufromadam
Well done.
ladyharkness
You da real mvp, champ : )
IwishIwasanAlien
i chuckled. I am having a really bad day so i am very greatful for that chuckle.
dammitMarinahowdoesthiswork
I didn't know you were on Imgur, dad.
9thDr
Why don't you spin it? They you'd have a whirled cup.
Dooood
He doesn't want to spin it, because it might disturb his hard-won whirled peas.
ABCDEFGHIJKelemenoPQRSTUVWXYZ
glorious!!
boredrum13
This is the best fkin comment I've heard in years!
Magnivore
You need to stay in more.
Crayencour
Do people really call Merkel "Mutti" in Germany?
SwarleySwarlsIII
hell no
BitchButcher
Yes we do
Wurzelbert
As a german i can tell yes, we do. She is the Bundes-Mutti. But it's only used jokingly.
outsidecucumber
That's more of a joke thing and I haven't heard it in forever
vielleicht
it is also her nickname in the cdu (her party)
lyonnais25
What the hell is Rihanna doing holding the World Cup!?
bobobo7651
She is a big fan and good at managing the little soccer boys :)
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ABCDEFGHIJKelemenoPQRSTUVWXYZ
or maybe she has no business here.
acertainjenesaisquoi
He literally means holding it. Etiquette dictates that only the the players and manager of the team who won may actually touch the cup.
mayugebeam
Clearly a few of those wives and girlfriends didn't get that memo.
fr33nzyy
Attention whoring. No one actually wanted her at that party
FelipeRios
That sounds like bullshit
mayugebeam
If that is so then they had really shyte security. Practically any one could have just strolled in and not be kept out.
Bonnelly
"ß" if officially my new favorite caracter.
hannes3120
it's called "sz" and pretty rare these days in modern German language...
mioelnir
I use it all the time. Then again, my name uses it....
HunterCop
It's not that rare. That comes nur davon, dass many people die richtige Grammatik nicht beherrschen...
Herrschmidt
exactly
hannes3120
to be fair: the "Rechtschreibreform" changed enough "ß" into "ss" to confuse most people that learned it the old way...
Herrschmidt
i never liked the last Rechtschreibreform. but i have to admit when it comes to ß and ss, it was really simple/obvious (not necessary thou)
HunterCop
Just like mich (est. 1983). Aber recht einfach zu handhaben: langgesprochener Vokal - ß (Fuß), kurzgesprochener Vokal - ss (Schloss)
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
It's common enough to know how to type it on a keyboard
hannes3120
what are you trying to tell me? I know how to write a ß, I just wrote that the letter is called "sz"
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
Wasn't the point. Just meant it was still pretty common instead of rare.
hannes3120
name 10 words that user ß and are commonly used...
hannes3120
the "Rechtschreibreform" changed the ß in many words to "ss" - and it really is the least-used character by far in the language now...
Bonnelly
ßell you ßuys just ßave me ßore reaßon to liße this ßaracter!
anotherrelevantusername
sell you suys just save me sore reacon to lice this saracter?
Bonnelly
Makes sense to me!
mooingchum
Beta as fuck
homemadecookies
ßeta*
4lcapwned
*Eszet as fuck
zttmabuse
It is a ligature between s and z - and it is a hard s - like voice.
HurrDurrImABurr
I have a suggestion for a favorite word than: "Scheiße" (shit).
Thereisnogoodnameleftanyway
*then. With love, gn:*
THEHIPP0
We also have äöü, maybe you like them too.
Bonnelly
Is that considered a single caracter? If so, yesss! Love it! Otherwhise, i'm french canadian, we have those..
ConfuzzledPuzzles
Can you give me an example of a ü in French, I can't say I have ever seen one except in place/people names.
THEHIPP0
No separate characters. I always thought french has only the once with weird strokes about the letters. Like é or ù.
Bonnelly
é à è ç ê ï ë ü ä ù that's pretty much it.. But now I want ß
VeRtig0
This "ß" is also called buckel "s" or in english, and i shit you not, hunchback "s".
Herrschmidt
as a german, i've never heard that before.
Nobodywillreadthis
we called it that in primary school.
SmeeAgainGoan
So ñ as in España has been replaced after 3 wins in Euro (ha!) and in World Cup? Schade
Mediterraneanliamneeson
You're lucky grrm doesn't speak german or ß would be killed off
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Herrschmidt
no, it only substituted ß with ss in cases where preceded by a short vowel (e.g. der Fluss). that's why it's still Fußball with ß.
flaminco
no.
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anotherrelevantusername
Only because dumb people don't understand the really simple rule.