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Dog tax: this is Betty. She is the best.
IWasACatAllAlong
#6 A giant statue of a very majestic dog or cat.
WishIveknownthisbefore
#2 I would like that as wallpaper.
NVGoddesscottage
#6 the softest floral chair of red and pink and green and orange and a basket of the best books!
jenvanbarneveld5
#32 this is how we make life better for everyone <3
jetact12
Yes. Betty is the best.
scr1bbl3
I concur
Betty is the best
fartharder
#7 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlYnQwNWJjY2Y1MDd6dDE0dm12bWRneWEwODRmajFoc2UwNzN6am94aCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/IEIzN92riN5c2QUGn7/200w.mp4
ConfusedConda
#9 On fabric, the art of wax resist dying is called batik. I wonder if the same word is used when doing it on an egg shell.
MissSpelledTattoo
Pisanki https://www.google.com/search?q=polish+egg+decorating
pareidoliaperson
#1 Ya'll are looking at the couch?
fartharder
#3 we live in a world of plenty that is being choked to death by the wealthy
AWdeV
#6 dog bed
fartharder
#28 maybe 10% for marching band
IJustWantToMakeAComment
#3 almost all of my friends, both of my cousins, and I all have side gigs (some of us have multiple side gigs). Every one of us went to college and none of us live exorbitantly. Everybody has roommates in the most affordable places we can find. None of us have remotely new cars. We’re in our 30s that’s not what we were promised
fartharder
#1 much the way atheists can enjoy living in hell /s
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
#1 I've only been able to sleep on the couch since my wife died 16 years ago. I'm even with new partners now, still on the couch. Genuinely can no longer sleep in beds. We assume it's because no bed will ever be that marital bed again.
AntaNce
This is, is, uh, peak(ussy)
RevengeIsIceCream
#6 the answer is obviously a porcelain throne.
mynamespaul
#11 years later this is still how I remember it
Dannyalcatraz
#1 #40 The first furniture to arrive at my apartment in law school were a cushy sofa and a torchiere. I was almost disappointed when my bed actually got delivered a month later.
It was so comfy, I’d still sleep on it if my bed was covered in study materials or if I was sick.
imakesoap
#15 wyoming does this as well
LongSerpent
And Kansas does something VERY similar.
mynamespaul
#3 As a shameless leftist I think the concept of a “thriving wage” is dumb. It conflates the ideas of happiness and poverty, which is terrible for clarity of political discourse. A living wage should remove barriers to you being able to live your life - but no employer can make you “thrive” in life. My life is none of their fuckin business. If you think living wage should be more, argue that, don’t make up concepts that are unimplementable even if politicians weren’t a cluster of chucklefucks.
carbonr1
#40 I sleep on the couch with the dogs, with the door shut and earplugs in, to get away from my wifes snoring. I love her to smithereens, we've been together since '90... but she snores like a methanol fueled drag car, and I have chronic insomnia !
bluegargoyle
Encourage her to see her doctor. Not all, but around half of loud snorers have obstructive sleep apnea. It can be treated.
carbonr1
I might. She doesn't stop breathing though.
Ivain
#3 I would still advise looking into multiple streams of income, but any extras should only be from stuff you can do off-deadline, with low stress. Like writing a book independently, or making a videogame because it's your hobby, or running food stands on flea markets, or something like that. Just so your income isn't 100% employer-dependent in the end. But only if you can handle the extra work.
MadamPuddifoot
#1 I am currently nestled in on my couch, getting ready to go to sleep. My great dane mix is between me and the back of the couch, like a full length heater. My lam mix is on my other shoulder (it's an L-shaped sectional)
nojustsayitdont
whiskeydingo
It was terrifying… Benjamin Tasker Middle School (where they shot the then 13 year old, Iran Brown, who survived) is less than a mile away from the house I grew up in. Everyone in the area was on high alert for weeks.
SoItGoesQuarantineEdition
I remember the anxiety walking through the parking lot to the grocery store. Wild.
amazin11
As an Australian, this is absolutely wild to me. I mean I have been in some sketchy car parks with the concern of being robbed. But never, for one second, have I been afraid of being shot at a grocery store...or a cinema...or a school...etc. that's crazy
CookyMonster42
But how was that time any different to any other "normal" day in the US then? "Some dudes just shooting people" is kind of the catchphrase of that forsaken country
HiveMindGuy
You had to be there I guess, but it definitely was.
kahlas
#1 As you get older and sleeping with your head on the wrong pillow starts to destroy your neck for the next 3 days you'll understand.
EmperorWiggles
Lower backs too, I get so sore sleeping on couches.
evildicemonkey
#9 Did anyone else expect this to end with them just breaking it? (because art is impermanent)
worldwarzero
I expected them to make eggs for breakfast with it
silentjay01
At first, I thought it was just showing me a new way of separating yolk from white.
ArchSchnitz
My wife and I, two married persons, view sleeping on the couch as a carnal decadence. Nothing says "I have tomorrow off" like turning off a TV show, pulling the couch blanket over us, and refusing to move til morning.
Gwenx
Im not married but been in a relationship for 8 years now.
I always always sleep on the couch when im sick, its just easier. I dont wake up my partner when i caugh or have to pee or need water or paper or whatever.
It dosent help at our bed is like.. You can only enter it from one side so i wake him if i have to get out 😅
I also slept on the couch when he began snoring bad untill i got my fitted earplugs. He also offered to sleep on the couch but im much smaller so i fit better in it 😅
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
My back always gets fucked up if I sleep on the couch...
ArchSchnitz
My wife's back gets fucked up if she sleeps on her stomach. Sleeping on the couch she can put herself in a seated position and stay there. Me, I just enjoy making a ramp and tucking my feet into the armrest area.
ToenailClippingsJar
Didn’t use to, but afrer having it for ten years? I found this summer I too get a fucked up back. Has nothing to do with me being ten years older eirher. No sirreee…
Nazdro
It's obviously the sofa. You either need to get the old one back, or buy a new one.
Goldensands
Neither couches nor our bodies are made equal
PwnageHobo
#10 imagine being this inecure about your own sexuality
Chubipanda
We all know you should lock eyes with someone, pucker your lips and suck your cheeks in as you bob up and down
prosper020
I remember someone being described to me as “so aggressively straight that he won’t look down in the shower.” I still think about that phrase to this day.
TheDoctorCrankenstein
I've known people like that. They are utterly insufferable to be around. It is fun playing dumb and making them over explain themselves about why something is "gay" and how I should be embarrassed about it. Really makes them show their ass.
imtiredofthisgrandpa
It is how I imagine incels eating their popsicles alone in bed.
redsmerf
I will say it's the best way to eat an apple, though
PanoptiDon
I feel like there was a time when using a pocket knife as the only tool you had was common place. Future generations may have perpetuated this practice even if scarcity didn't require it, but the association with masculinity persisted.
I feel like being a good role model to your children is a greater caliber of manhood than the use of knives, guns, raised trucks, sports ball, etc.
LateNightBunnyParty
Yeah, we all think being a good role model is better that knives, buddy. That's kinda the default position these days. But you seem to have gotten some wildly different meaning from the meme as a whole than the rest of us, cuz...what?
LateNightBunnyParty
*than
PwnageHobo
This isn't about the knife, it's about refusing to put phalic food in your mouth around other men for fear of appearing gay.
PanoptiDon
My bad. I guess I really don't have insecurities about this lol