prolongedawkwardeyecontactwithastranger
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I made a smurf account just so I could vent. I obviously have a little pent up anger.
Aug 30, 2017 6:30 AM
prolongedawkwardeyecontactwithastranger
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I made a smurf account just so I could vent. I obviously have a little pent up anger.
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TheBubblerum
Well try something other than hey put dick in here
prolongedawkwardeyecontactwithastranger
That's not exactly how I go about it. But thanks for the solid advice. ????
TheBubblerum
I got it, dress as on of those airport people who wave airplanes in. Guide him into you. Sometimes funny play is just as sexy.
AluminiumFalcon
OP desperate for Upvotes:
Tyrannotron
How much effort are you putting into the seduction? It can make a big difference.
0ih469qy
"pent up anger" after 3 days with no dick. You look like a controlled, balanced person.
icantthinkofanythingclevertonamemyself
Coityou :(
Icantthinkofaname2
Well, he's not fucking kidding you. Just maybe kidding you.
Thecamelpirate
tittytasseltommy
Use your mouth. That will get me in the mood even when I'm not.
Rayz901
No means no Sarah! My head is at why the car doesn't function properly. Maybe it's the spark plugs or the bobine or splitter. It can be all
aFleaByte
Is it because you are a guy? Give his ass a rest. Literally.
NekoMiko06
Op says hubby doesn't like butt stuff when told to stick finger up ass. So if nothing else, it'd be OP's ass and OP is ready
NoPhux
Not to be a complete douche bag online but Have you gained weight? That's a very sensitive issue that's really difficult to bring up.
0ih469qy
Dunno about you, but I never was bothered by my gf gaining weight.
purrspex
Or has the husband gained weight? Loss of confidence often equals loss of libido
Royoffinland
Damn, there should be a club for people whose spouse has lower sex drive. I'm beating it every chance I get.
welcometofuckall
Try buying him expensive jewelry
theyregooddogsbrant
Have you tried washing it? Worked for me
kevinbaken
You've had sex more recently than 98% of Imgur users. Always consider the glass half full!
Icommentandpostmypets
Maybe try talking to him?
SurealMaster
Yeah for real you should just ask him what's up, in a nice way, oh and check yourself, maybe the last few days have been busy.
jobe
0ih469qy
OP tonight:
MRCLOUDPISS
wait until he goes into REM sleep and gets an erection.. then help yourself .. if he wakes up go mental at him for falling asleep during sex
0ih469qy
What a good advice.
SevenLeagueBoots
Reverse the sex. Does it seem a little rapey? Then don't do it.
Thecogwheel
Sleeping people cant say no...
jadespider
I believe that's rape....
MRCLOUDPISS
I believe it was a joke if you took all Imgur advice seriously you would be in 24/7 lock down in a supermax prison
Shoodlenoodle
Stick your finger up his butt
MRCLOUDPISS
that will work as well
captyossarian42
Stick his finger up your butt.
Shoodlenoodle
Mutual butt fingering. It's a solid plan
prolongedawkwardeyecontactwithastranger
He doesn't like butt stuff :(
Croltown
Dress so u are a bit slutty? :)
purrspex
Not sure if aim is to vent or end up with messages from creeps with creepy sexual offers
Repetitapup