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May 11, 2017 3:00 PM
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glennnncoco
Great now I have to rewatch dead poet society and cry again thanks OP
ChewbacaSmugglr
I think someone saying "I'm so wet" is totally different from saying "I'm soaked"
ShemnonShadowalker
One of Robin Williams best roles.
cajuninjun
you can woo women with your mouth without using words too! you win if you can do both at the same time
StraightOuttaC137
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
OKrakenmyKraken
... Am I relevant?
Solkanarmy
it's fucking hard to avoid using 'very'
bibedibabedibu
Oh Captain, my Captain
breadROLLconTROLL
dead poets society... so classic
pwb666
I thought for sure this was aiming at Trump.
definitelynotawolf
Someone should tweet this at him
bermana88
So idiotic is worse than stupid?
KongRaija
Isnt this how the fedora guys speak?
probshouldntsayitbut
The catch is you have to speak well and look good to get the smart and good lookin' ladies.
blackbenetavo
See these alot. If you know what you're doing, you don't need this. If you don't, you end up using $10 words when $1 words would do.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodMoralNihilist
Well, unfortunately as a sesquipedalian I am at times obligated to eschew obfuscation in order to be adequately understood by my common man.
NanoNago
"it's lazy. here, have a chart so you still don't have to think about your word choices."
MTVMovieAwardBestKisswinnerTobeyMaguire
Attn: Donald Trump
dreadeyeknight
It's 2017. Very = AF. Works in all cases.
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
Robin Williams passing made me very sad... err.. morose.
svenne
Writing my thesis right now and just wanted to very much thank you. Over the 35 pages of text I had written very 20 times.
Cavalrysword
TDIL a Thesaurus was an ancient reptile with a great vocabulary.
Stoltzy17
TIL?
Skelletalmellons
"Today did I learn" lol
bugsduggan
"Today DICKS I learned"
Cavalrysword
Wow. Failure to proofread. Sorry.
lawideas
Signed, Baby Kangaroo Tribiani.
The8obman
and just like that, I'm missing Robin Williams
Finduses
Very competent and accomplished are not synonyms.
Finduses
Nor does very fast equate quick.
Bibliotechina
Nice. You forgot nice.
fayzai
But what if I want to add "very" to one of the "rather say" words?
DeadVogonPoetsSociety
A proper Vogon poet will never use the word 'very'
Myfamilyjewelshaveascendedinsidemeturnedintoovariesandexploded
Dese references. Love.
Communistdoggo
I love when I see these references
patotheduck
"'Oh freddled gruntbuggly,'
DeadVogonPoetsSociety
I will rend thee in the gobberworts with my blurglecruncheon. See if I don't.
Shrekscoped420
im very gay
MyEndWillNotBeOnEarth
Hi very gay, I am very gay too
Zetor
very informative.
Reallybadpoet
Captain!! MY Captain!!
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
https://i.imgflip.com/1lgr72.jpg
originalBabewiththePower
My husband woos me with his mouth in different ways.
probshouldntsayitbut
Is he single?
originalBabewiththePower
He will be if he woos anyone else that way.
probshouldntsayitbut
That's reasonable ;)
Acciopower
Would you even say it is VERY lazy?
whoisyourdaddy
Your mom says it about you all the time.
BlumkinSpiceLatte
Lazy af
NonMayneStream
I'd just say lazy. Because I'm lazy.
cybercat5555
Doubleplus lazy?
canipetthatdawg
Double plus un-active
DoakMD
He is not very lazy; he is dead.
pineapplepuppy
anotherusernamed
IAmDeathAndIAmNotFunAtParties
ᴄᴇᴀsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ, ᴇxᴘɪʀᴇᴅ, ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ʜɪs ᴍᴀᴋᴇʀ, ᴀ sᴛɪꜰꜰ, ʙᴇʀᴇꜰᴛ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜰᴇ, ʀᴇsᴛs ɪɴ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ, ᴍᴇᴛᴀʙᴏʟɪᴄ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇssᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ, ᴏꜰꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡɪɢ, ...
IAmDeathAndIAmNotFunAtParties
ᴋɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜᴄᴋᴇᴛ, sʜᴜꜰꜰʟᴇᴅ ᴏꜰꜰ ʜɪs ᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ ᴄᴏɪʟ, ʀᴜɴ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜʀᴛᴀɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴏɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴇᴇᴅɪɴ' ᴄʜᴏɪʀ ɪɴᴠɪsɪʙʟᴇ, ᴀɴ ᴇx-ᴘᴀʀʀᴏᴛ -- ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ.
jarjarbinksisthesithlord
Username definitely checks out
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
Lackadaisical, even indolent. Slothful, perhaps.
cyberjax99
Sooo, super duper extra lazy?
Squidlicker47
It would be redundant to say a sloth was slothful
TheClayKnight
How very slothful
Naturally90
Lackadaisical doesn't mean very lazy. More lazy through apathy or carelessness.
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
I never said it did.