alejanroPlayer666
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Hehehehe nice
Her little helper
Feb 22, 2020 3:21 AM
alejanroPlayer666
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Her little helper
WristDeepInaBook
"It's for your own safety. Dave! Come here and look at this"
friendsofsandwiches
GUUuuuuuRRRRlllllllllllllllll...
jackjakejohnjerk
Her little helper?? I think it's a BIG one?
TingeltangelTom
Oh my sweet summer child.
PhailRaptor
Strange.... somehow this regained pixels when posted shorter and smaller....
Maulbert
Azagol
Never the definite article "Your dildo"
RaynebowDeathtrap
A GIF for everything
12345qwerty
What movie is this from?
Maulbert
Fight Club.
ckitty3
Okay, it’s not a one person dildo. It’s a shared double sided one. . . which explains the look at the camera holder ?
WellThatsOriginal
I keep my wife's in my pants
MrFuzzyBlumpkin
COCK ROCKET!!!
PinbotWizard
What a coincidence. I keep your wife's in my pants too.
WellThatsOriginal
She is insatiable
Onl00kerofMayhem
BobKatt
That’s a great trick
Jonnymarre
Now try spinning
GlowstickJedi
Her next trick is to make it disappear
fbutt09
For a drug mule transporting yeeyaw
ravenousj
You mean prick?
scroobiusgav
and if so, are you talking from experience?
ThinkingOfOneTakesTooLong
yeah, get them to let to lower their guard by hiding all your knives and explosives under dildos
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Remember the days when all people want to smuggle are drugs?
ThinkingOfOneTakesTooLong
Nah, dogs won't be fooled by dildos. You wrap it in raw meat so their handlers think its a false alarm.
DoesItThough
And be able to smoke in them?
imagurk
And before that, dildos?
IIIdkbruh
This is what Kawhi does on his load management days off
folkscallmehi
Threewisemen
it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We need to use the indefinate article, a dildo, never your dildo.
3141593653589793
So always carry a drug inside a dildo. Since it is not my dildo i can't be punished for it, right?
LostInASeaOfMemes
Proudmommaof2kitties
I love the guys reaction so much! It gets me every time...it’s reposted
GamiCross
Go ahead. Open it. Behold my Bad Dragon collection.
ThePoopDoctor
DeepFriedAndSanctified
EreyaTheForgotten
That head tilt though
vorpalblade82
Of course we always have to say 'a dildo' not 'your dildo'.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
It might be a gift for grandma. You never know.
justoneofmymanyfetishes
You mean 'our dildo'.
SquattingTigerHiddenGopnik
papayaparty
But I don't own a dildo
Redisia
him later: I will be confiscating this contraband
31prunty
Oh hell no, him probably
PanNonOpticon
Makes me think that the best way to smuggle anything is to put it in a bag full of dildos.
joerozzell17
I do admire the gentlemans gallantry and quick discretionary action.
cyntalle
I feel like they got the best possible TSA agent for this reaction
memepolice420
ExoticNips
NEW MEME ALERT
MyNameIsPer
His face has a clear "Guuuuuurl" expression
wheresthetone
Haha I was 100% going to do this too
Gianttesticlemonster
Mighty1
That,sir, is a new meme
moon2A
MasterDark001
Can I get sum more pixels?
MasterDark001
ChrisThrasher
That TAS sass.
access
"OMG.. lady.... i have the same one"
Iamaperson1166
Normal amount of discretion and professionalism of a government agency.
Dentistman
he's only human
global001
He’s got the same one
EvrGreen7
global001