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Edit: Wow viral with my first OC post! Thanks guys. I hope you ll like the next ones too.
Edit 2: I just started an IG account @gryzlock. More strips to come.
Jun 17, 2021 8:55 PM
gryzlock
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Edit: Wow viral with my first OC post! Thanks guys. I hope you ll like the next ones too.
Edit 2: I just started an IG account @gryzlock. More strips to come.
IllBeOverAt5
Im fully vaccinated but I work with COVID positive patients, so I still wear my mask outside work to protect others from me
Domehammer
And he later got fired for bringing a weapon to work. That is how this would actually go down.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
At a thrift store I saw an electric Social Distancing stick. Extending selfie stick with an electrode at the end.
Retrikaethan
at that range a stun gun would be better, only get one shot with a taser.
WhiteDevil004
sysaphiswaits
I can’t believe how immediately after we didn’t “have to” socially distance how close people are standing next to me.
ChristopherHallett
Because the USA fucked up so badly, we now have qanon influence in our politics in Australia, and it's affected our government's covid plan.
whitebbwolf
had a go at a delivery dude yesterday who had no mask on a tried to come close to show me an address on his phone. We just had another 1/2
whitebbwolf
4 weeks of C19 measures added thanks to the Delta Variant. ITS NOT OVER FUCKHEADS !!! 2/2
lonewolf9556
As far as FDOT is concerned, all riders of public transit must continue to wear masks. As far as I've heard at least. (I'm a bus driver)
NoProofReadingAllowed
I will keep wearing a mask in winter because sick people and in spring/summer because of allergy... Autumn is nice
nojustsayitdont
I kind of like masks now.
Medievaljedi
The CDC recommends staying (taser range) feet away from me at all times.
Randomizemecaptain
I fully thought this dude was about to crank one out. Misleading hand sanitizer there...
TheFeralDog
Oh he is that's the new norm during covid hand sanitizer as lube...I thought everyone did that
Gilgamech
https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2021/may/30/shawn-vestal-the-pandemic-feels-over-but-its-still/
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Without even reading the article, it only feels like it's over in the US because we've bogarted the vaccines. The world is still suffering.
twsx
Don't let it fool you. The UK is far ahead of the US on vaccinations, and variants are still going rampant.
Kittynomnoms
The worldwide situation is also something to consider, as there's still the possibility for even more variants to develop.
Gilgamech
You should read the article - pandemic feels over for those who went out and got vaccinated, but raging among the other political party.
Gilgamech
WA State is already about 70% (depending on whose math you use) while (another state, I think) Alabama is only around 33%.
bruudwin
@op you post these on something actually followable? can't follow on imgur afterall :(
gryzlock
Here. I d be happy to have a first follower, @gryzloko on it
gryzlock
I m working on it. It s my first strip but I m creating the platform.Thanks for the interest. :)
MrSaturday
You can follow on imgur, click their name and on their profile there is a plus sign beside the nane.
bruudwin
sounds like a mobile thing i guess, definitely aint seeing anything like that on desktop
MrSaturday
I imagine it would be on desktop too, have not looked though. Good luck.
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Not on mobile or old Imgur.
MrSaturday
It's on mobile.
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Ah. Then it ain't on old Imgur.
Harryteeters
You dont have to wear a mask if you're fully vaccinated or a liar
CraftyCyborg
I live in liar town, aka Turtle Land. I also recently lost a chunk of my lung. I still mask up and stay distanced.
TheMadOnion
Meanwhile me fully vaccinated: I'm wearing this mask because I'm not vaccinated yet.
SnapCrackleKrombopulosMichael
I wear a mask because I don’t want people to see my true self. I put on a “KN95” to prevent the spread of airborne germs(COVID-19).
oskar4498
How'd the joke go? "If you wanna know if someone is vaccinated ask them who won the election."
channelranger
I wear a mask because of strains that get around the vaccine. It still ain't safe.
Cruxia13
If a piece of cloth is too much of an inconvenience to them, likely a needle is as well. If they're maskless, I'm assuming they're infected.
foxtale11
I asked my coworker what one he got and he just straight up said I haven't. He hasn't worn a mask for a month now.
aalcoholism
DannoWaso
Ugh
PhailRaptor
Report him to HR. He is endangering you and all your other coworkers, and opening up the business to lawsuits.
DickMercenary
Might I suggest one of Allen Pan the failed Mythbuster's solutions? https://youtu.be/v">8lElvhVU">https://youtu.be/vEJ8lElvhVU https://youtu.be/pa6BlJlrL-k
crushingbore
It's not a lie if you believe it.
derzilly
That's not how lies work. Being duped by lies just makes you a dupe, it doesn't mean the lies aren't lies.
Harryteeters
BrokenToys
I am fully vaxxed and I will wear a mask forever. I am immune-compromised and I have cancer. Not worth the risk.
Zulljin4
I'm fully vaccinated and not immune comprised. I will wear a mask forever to protect people like you, and everyone else too.
TorvicIsSanta
I have a similar plight... I'm very ugly
Keramane
Sorry to hear that. +1 random internet stranger hoping for your recovery
vaginapower
Sending you good vibes, friend
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Everyone in my family and extended family is vaccinated except for my 9 year old daughter. I wear a mask.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Well, my cunt stepmother refuses to be vaccinated because she a MAGAt. I try to cough on her as often as possible.
sidewalkwheniwalk
I’m all aboard vaccines but still think coughing on someone deliberately sounds like a cunt move?
Iresemblethatremark
It is. You're exposing every innocent person that person interacts with to whatever junk germs you've got.
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
I almost see no masks in Oregon and all the Mask signs are gone
OlderWiser
Indiana. Same.
appleporpoise
Montana same
TheFeralDog
I see about 75% masked in TX well in Houston area. Stopped in a small town and i was the only one in a mask out of like 50 ppl at truck stop
nycwill
I'm kinda surprised. I always thought OR was pretty liberal and therefore all about masking and vaccines.
RidesOnBuses
As an Oregon resident, I see a fair number of masks at grocery stores, but by and large masks are rare. I wear em at stores out of courtesy.
Imjusthereformycat
Oregon is also the one that spawned those people that took over that wildlife refuge for a couple weeks. Or a week. I forget. They cray.
Imjusthereformycat
And I say this somewhat lovingly as I lived there for six years. Parts are very liberal. But it's still VERY conservative in rural areas
aFadingMemory
OR is red with a few deep blue dots.
Domehammer
So like New York, a deep red state with blue cities making the state look blue.
BrockEffingSamson
People vote, not land. NY is blue.
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
Southern Oregon is mostly Red and Hate Portland with a passion
ILiekToCookAndBake
CA is now mask free IF you're fully stabbed up, but there are stores that still require it and I have a mask just in case. Yes, I got Pfizer
MildlyConcernedTV
I still where my mask. Because fuck, "hey Mild, I haven't seen you since high school, how have you been?"
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I just bother wearing a mask anyway considering you might be able to carry it even if vaccinated AND it's a lot less fuss than having to 1/
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
explain that I'm vaccinated. I also would feel a bit like an entitled tart doing that. 2/2
atvcrash
I'll probably wear mine until the last service says they don't need it. I assume my work will require it for a few more months.
Zentigger
Getting my 2nd Pfizer tomorrow. Looking forward to taking my arthritis drugs again, and no mask.
pariah76
You still have to wear them in work spaces. The wording is kind of weird.
Anuglierlucyliu
I still wanna mask up in the stores until my kids can get vaxed. But I feel fairly confident going without if I'm outside.
Dionysus187
Mask free if vaccinated or just a fucking liar.
PoopSammich
You mean it's also mask free for liars too right? I feel most people who wanted the shot jumped on that shit right away
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
*Biontech
Reidsb
I'm still wearing masks inside stores for the time being. But it's nice to have it off when walking around.
LitoDragonx
It feels so weird without people wearing masks but I still wear mine in Cali.
InDubiousBattle
Ditto. Indoors in public, I am still masking. Outside or with a small group of trusted friends, no mask.
Biggerbluer
I still wear my mask regardless.
GhostTownATL
I came to CA to paint a mural. Landed the day the state opened. It has been such an odd experience.
nat300Lord
Ohio has been for about a month. I'm full of Autism juice and happy to get back to semi-normalcy.
darkclaw89
I've been stabbed but no vaccine yet, does that count??
ministryofpeace
I was looking forward to being able to use fridge magnets, but nothing yet. Maybe I just need to shower less
KiwiGameDev
We’re gonna start treating those like Harry Potter houses or star signs
Perkunas687
I found out after my second jab of the Modernz that I have an auto immune issue, so I was free at last, and now continuing to mask.
PetrogradPyromaniac
Yes, no facism here.
TK421isAFK
You...you know "fascism" has nothing to do with faces, right? Right?
PetrogradPyromaniac
Fascism has everything to do with creating rules that are both pointless and arbitrary.
ILiekToCookAndBake
TK421isAFK
*sigh* It's an American thing. Look at us in Vietnam, Iraq, Somalia, Korea...Just can't accept defeat and move on.
makeSX
Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Now, please.. Give us the facts and sauce
ILiekToCookAndBake
And my dick grew an Inch! My erections are much harder and last longer. I get to jerk off twice in the morning now!
AFelineMassofEyes
I got the Moderna jab, and my radio reception has not improved at all. :(
Grummbles27
Holy shit!! You too?? I find my testicles have so much more pizzazz since the jabz.
ThatLambdaGuy
All I got was autism and my forks occasionally stick to my nipples
masterofmuppets13
You forgot to mention you were female before vaccine.
djrandomforrester
Well my vagina is clearly magnetic now..
ILiekToCookAndBake
Nah man just a tiny cock. It's still tiny but an inch longer!
BigDaddysMeatWagon
You too?? It must be a thing that happens with all the vaccines.
DrJohnZoidbergMD
respect to that alone
DorfFortress
I just got Pfizer yesterday and had the same reaction, my dick is enormous!.... Shame I'm a woman.
tonguepunchyourfartbox
Chicks with dicks... Even better
sindorius
Man the tone of that 1st and 2nd comment of yours was like some dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde shit! LOVIN IT. Congrats on the peen.
Flamingoid
Nice. AstraZeneca here. I gained the ability to talk to southern pacific baby dolphins, and... nothing else!
victorvaughn
I got shot, just litterly shot by a gun someone please help me
hamper10
Well lines up. Moderna here and i was turned into southern pacific baby dolphin
Flamingoid
The 5 people that liked this are AstraZenecas that understood your comment.
Emriyss
Pfizer, i developed night hearing
TheAziz
How do I find pacific baby dolphins in central Europe? If that's what Astra gives you...
cattlegrazer82
I'm sorry, I don't understand your mindless chittering and screeching.
oscarjalfaro
I still wear a mask regardless if it's required or not, I don't trust a motherfucker I don't know and even then, some I know I second guess
oscarjalfaro
I find after getting my shots I dislike idiots even more, quite the side effects
ILiekToCookAndBake
I have a mullet, you can trust me
GinOClock
Party in the back? More like party all over