TheWeekendMemester
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Nov 20, 2017 6:14 AM
TheWeekendMemester
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probshouldntsayitbut
Defenceless ...
bestdamnusername
Don’t know what ya got til it’s gone.
GirlInTheGreenDress
dakineimages
No snu snu
ensensu
Why didn't he have a sex toy made in the likeness of his penis? If they don't get together she'll have something to remember him by.
SalamifortheSwami
NotSoMuch
Is that Mac?
dragontrove
Good old Zaphod Beeblebrox
Drytrumping
Stebeven116
On the subject of crappy marriages, one friend of mine said she was leaving her husband. Not because he was bad, but "It's time to move on."
silentsuspekts87
IOnlyReplyWithReactionGifs
aac823
The fuck is this, that uncle no one talks to's facebook page?
SupremeShitPoster
Sovient
*da phuc*
kawaiikittyDICK
Reminds me of emails i get from my dad
LegendaryKatman
Re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:
Nabashin
Re:fwd:fwd:fwd:re:fwd:fwd:omgsofunny!
Mercenarity
Been ages since I heard that joke or a variant. I didn't mind.
Noughmad
This joke is so old, the first time I heard it I laughed so much I nearly fell of my dinosaur.
Mercenarity
That's a good dinosaur for catching you in the nick of time.
MisterGbro
/r/forwardsfromgrandma
KeeleonOhms
Gross. Grandma pls stop. Unsubscribe.
kingflurpynurps
ActuallyRaven
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
And then they were murdered or lived happily ever after. You decide. Pick a path
Midgarmerc
Cheating is still a scumbag thing to do. If you're unhappy then seek counseling or end it
MadDrDrillBit
aw come on, it washes right out
bekind2joeblake
It’s Imgur, so it’s funny when a man does it, but if a woman does it she’s a whore
FCOAlex
Did it happen like this?
OurLadyBabalon
What a philosopher
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
Tell me again why I turned down every sexual advance from other women only to be accused of unfaithfulness by my ex.
Lashiel87
because she was cheating on you and was projecting onto you
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
Yeah she was.
VultureV
Maybe she was insecure right from the start. Maybe she heard rumours of you cheating. Maybe she had an affair herself.
DankMcGibbons
Ok I'll tell you again but this is the last time.
Littlemeg
This kind of joke is hilarious, in the 1970s...
BklynPunisher
Fleaturtle
Totally. How it makes it to the front page, I'll never understand.
BklynPunisher
Guessing you don’t have a sense of humor.
TheLastBaboon
Sister-in-law bought her a sexy blouse. Serious question, is that normal?
Syralight
Yes. My sister do that to my wife. Unless you mean the kind you can only buy in a sex shop.
IHonestlyHaveNoIdeaWhatToNameMyself
JaimeLannisterNice.gif
MetaSomma
Girls like to do girl things together. Simply buying a blouse is just scratching the surface. Ever heard of a dildo party? That's a thing fr
rushid930
Wow. That pug actually looks healthy
Groetgaffel
I mean, this weekend I gave a friend of mine, who is in a relationship, a pair of pearl thongs. She liked them. We might be an edge case.
40ozinmylapandimfreezinmyjunk
My sister in law would probably buy me a sexy blouse and we have a pretty standard relationship.
ElvisPelvis
My mother in law bought me a sexy blouse but that's bc she didn't realise how deep the cleavage is.
humptyblargh
This is an important question regarding this factual news story.
GoldFrieza
Sexy can mean a lot of things. What is normal to one person can be sexy to another
RaynWisp
Applebottom jeans and the boots with the fur.
PoppaBigBear
Like feet!
ImJustAGigolo
Thanks Doctor Spaceman!
rq06
it can be.... like a "you're not sexy enough for my brother, he likes women who dress like this" gift
ElvisPelvis
Or just a tight top/one that shows boobies
LadiesAndGentlemenPlease
It's funny because he was talking about his penis.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
I don't get it
dweadpiewitwobbits
Maybe 2 penii, that looks like Bailey Jay.
malachilenomade
derpfacemcgee
BLAZMAN
Does anyone have the reverse version of this?
Avengerers
Well
GeneCode
vowofloudness
HIM WIFE NO SEX
painstream
"It's not funny if you have to explain the joke!" https://imgur.com/cLLvQ8i
lotsofpulp
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! https://media.giphy.com/media/xT1R9IKI80368giYne/giphy.gif
AnActualTsundere
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
So much expression in that face
BurningPepper
TheWeekendMemester
Nah, his spaceship
Blackrain39
I'll have you know, Zaphod Beablebrox has a Heart of Gold.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
ThisJoe
I come to imgur for comments like this.
Mehhhhh69
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JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
in other news... i heard you like cookies...
CookieAddiction
No no no no... I NEED cookies
theNameChecker
Name checks out
FermentedCrabSirDavos
Just another random stranger from the Internet