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In 1973, Per Holm Knudsen published a children's book.
Mar 19, 2016 2:55 AM
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imgrsy2013
haha I remember reading this book when I was 10 or 11.
psychorealm11
This is odd. My baby came from a stork. This is news to me.
TheBigCock
Wheres the machine that goes 'beep'
hardgrovius
@anewbadlyphotoshoppedphotoofmichaelceraeveryday I checked for you, it seems like something you would do.
pigeonsareliars
Good read 5/7, would recommend to a friend.
fillyard
But it wasn't as good as the movie
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
The dude's really rockin that tuft of chest hair.
Lilrox55
I'm 7 months pregnant and this explains a lot. I'm glad that I'll at least be smiling when that thing comes out of my hooha. That's a relief
Puppydonk
Sir...you'r wife doesn't have to be naked. We actually prefer her to not be naked.
gulagGary
Straight forward how to book. BRB
Thisnamethingisdifficult
The picture of them doing it needs "pew, pew" added.
freenna
So...to make a baby do I have to stay naked for 9 months?
heartsongmeditation
It couldn't hurt.
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Might get pregnant again
DroolingYeastman
Good ol' Danish book
frankwalkerfromnationaltiiiiiiiiiiles
so for the entire length of the pregnancy, neither the mother or father is allowed to wear clothes?
Resurrectionist
So THAT'S how babby formed
H4zardous
holy fucking graphic novel batman
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Ive actually read this.....
YourMomLikesAnal
It'll be hard but I think I can masturbate to this.
Perfzilla
Why the hell does the doctor switch from a Pinard horn to a Littmann stethoscope?
partialcretan
That might be suction for the baby.
red666111
HOW IS BABBY FORMED
FabulouslyTiti
HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT
adamantos
They need to do way instain mother
ZeroEndGame
@lazyasshole
dephress
This seemed like a straightforward, informative way to teach children... Up until the picture with the arms. That one was too much for me.
Godric19
Same.
tibby
Heeeeeeeeeerrrrreeee's baby!
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PullMyPissPiglet
Unnecessary?
cowpiefatty
Well I mean it is kinda the most important part to have a baby
Mycologics
Damn I missed a good thread here I think. What did he say. Something about kids shouldn't get sexy al education at a young age?
cowpiefatty
Im assuming so but i missed it as well
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cowpiefatty
Yes but they don't know how they are made and if talked about in an only biological way sex talks can be less awkward and informative
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stepst00l
is the doctor holding a hammer? and why?
frankwalkerfromnationaltiiiiiiiiiiles
he was there at the birth of Donald Trump, and he vowed to never let evil into the world ever again. He swore by that oath.
Phlonni
Just in case the baby has one chromosome too many
CaffeinatedDisaster
It is the birthing hammer. It is tradition.
NulHeart
Incase it's a girl?
MonkeyHittingPianoDramatically
This is denmark, in the civilised world you know
derpisasderpdoes
Because the woman got nailed
Perfzilla
It's a Pinard horn, a type of stethoscope, which is weird because he's holding a Littmann-style Stethoscope on the next page.
LauraPeeper
Neonatal nurse here. Can confirm that the pinard horn is for listening to the fetal heart beat.
rachhieex
Fetal stethoscope maybe?
Perfzilla
Fetal stethoscope is another term for Pinard horn
rachhieex
Ah so, that for baby, next for mommy? Except she's probably all hooked up so who knows
VodkaReindeer
Well, it was 1973 so maybe she wasn't so hooked back then.
HitlerHadItRight
for great doctors it's never too late for an abortion
discogibbon
It's his "wellness hammer". Do you know nothing about medicine?
MadeForThisComment
For parasitic alien babies. Just.. In.. Case...
patotheduck
Hello my baby, hello my darling, h.."SMASH"
bacdeusa
Zombie babies too
perpetuallylove
Just started watching Walking Dead. Thought same thing. +1
M3diocr3atbest
But... Where's the stork?
thestorkasaurus
Yo
Starwaster
The stork is the one with the white coat, pens and stethoscope. Pay attention!
partialcretan
This is childbirth, not pickles!
IRewroteTheNewTestament
Now I want pickles...
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Cheaper than wanting kids.
InsolventTacos
"Got a whole bunch in the fridge!" - Things you can say about pickles, but not your kids.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
who says
FoodInspector95
The woman ate it
canibFrank
My oldest is 9 1/2. Seeing that huge head come out of that small opening still freaks me out a little.
discclaimer
So, basically, have sex, then stay naked for 9 months until you gotta go to the hospital? Interesting. I never knew.
RussRamster
Ah, Denmark. The IDGAF country.
pandamandana
is this kind of book common in Denmark?
RussRamster
This is all I have to say. http://www.ageofconsent.com/denmark.htm
gottalovethoselongspots
The kid looks more excited to be out... than seeing his mother
jackofalleves
IMMENSE COSMIC POWERS, ᶦᵗᵗʸ ᵇᶦᵗᵗʸ ᶫᶦᵛᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ
iloevet
I'M FINALLY OUT!! oh hey it's you again
IllusionOfHatred
I was not prepared to scroll down. Laughed my ass off.
InhaleMyBumHole
As a small child, I thought babies came from butts. I was perplexed how pregnant women could poop without giving accidentally giving birth.
Doritosaurus
I was taught at recess that you had to pee into a girl's butt to get her pregnant. I learned the truth around age 23
jolietjane
That's actually happened. Some women didn't know they were pregnant, sat for a poo, went HHHGGGHHNNN and then there's a baby in the toilet
InhaleMyBumHole
Apparently during labor it is very common for women to poo themselves when pushing out the infant. And also rip their taint. :(
Gangstatron
"wazzup!"
OfNapoleonInAquamarine
:D damn, this is it. end of thread.
aftri
And a meme is born!
TheRealDracoMalfoy
New profile picture for everything
Glappyness
My thoughts exactly!
CatSnakePlissken
"That's one hell of an act. What do you call it?" "The Aristocrats!"
Miguano
That's all folks
DrewTheStampede
Looks like they want a hug
perseco
WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :P
HaulinOats
Just chillin, having a bud
figgy1252
WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :P