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Sep 8, 2021 4:07 PM
mcoulter876
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Kopar
It wasn't even that big of a boat either. It was impossibly small for the purpose it claims to have.
LargeAlbatross
A friend of mine tried to tell me there were land bridges between all the continents and that's how the penguins walked to the fucking ark
CraftyGiant
Reverend uncle daddy told me they flew.
HereticsAllOfYou
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margatesands
2 of each of unclean beast 7 males + 7 females for all clean beasts... read your Bible (Genesis 7:2, King James version)
illogicbomb
When did the all Boomers and Christians get on the fake moon landing? Another "Anyone who doesn't think like me is bad/evil/dumb."
CatsAgainstHumanity
I don't know any Christians that believe the moon landing was faked. I honestly don't know why they think it's a Christian thing.
kjb72
Those were my grandma's beliefs. I said to her the Bible was a bunch of made up stories and she got mad at me. Didn't believe the landing.
thelocalcorner
Weve built boats before. Heck ive built a project car. Who says he couldnt build a big boat? /s
mcc1ane
the anteater on the Noah's ark: tell me you took only two ants
Chicagorooftop
"OK boomer"? As a boomer I watched the moon landing. Boomers aren't thinking it's fake. And Boomers believe en mass in Noah's ark too?
catsandcoke
There’s another part of Genesis that says he took six pairs of every clean animal and two pairs of unclean. He took livestock. That’s it.
catsandcoke
I’m not sure of the exact numbers I’ll have to look.
Samja192
What accommodations did Noah make for Bigfoot?
Tifandi
"The eagle has landed" such a giveaway.. everyone knows that birds aren't real
TerraKnight
oh noes, skydaddy gonna punish you now!
ShibesKeanu
Smite me harder!
catsandcoke
Take with you seven pairs of every kind of clean(AU) animal, a male and its mate, and one pair of every kind of unclean animal,
catsandcoke
male and its mate, 3 and also seven pairs of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive. This contradicts the 2
Jaqdakloun
Hahahahahahahaha....(sighs)..humans.
ClimbCO
What kind of comment is this if nothing but to try to shame Christians? There's no link between the moon landing hoax and Christians.
Mikeiller
welcome to "everytime religion is mentioned on Imgur"
ClimbCO
Fuck, Imgur actually used to be a funny place to visit. Now it's like the circle-jerk "comedy" hour for "morally superior" people.
Mewmus
who exactly is she talking about?
HereticsAllOfYou
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Mewmus
right? stupid bitch doesn't know what she's talking about
beepositive42
lol i like the okay boomer tag when old ppl arent the only religious ones
Timmy622
Lol, this guy still believes in the moon.
BenJanskii
Ha! You still believe in believing
saintedward
Chirstopher
It's just the back side of the sun. Wake up, sheeple!
TheBigCheeseBandit
Lol getta load of this sun-believer
drchef1
We are all in a simulation. Nothing is real.
alphaasf
The pain and suffering are real. We carry these burdens our entire lives. How dare you.
KoalaBearDog
Do people actually believe this or do they think it’s more of a metaphor?
CraftyGiant
People build shitty "replicas" and take children there to be indoctrinated. https://arkencounter.com/
SSColonelHansLanda
I know atheists who believe the moon landing was fake, anti-vaxers, etc… stupidity isn’t related to believing or lack of religious beliefs.
Syxcfaq
You're correct. Stupidity isn't required for religious belief, but it does help.
cwbyboots
I dunno...believing in a magic sky man and a talking snake seems like something really stupid people would do.
RatchetnClank
Religion basically exists to explain things we didn’t understand. Now days, yes many religious people are gullible/dumb. 1/2
RatchetnClank
BUT idc if you are religious, as long as you don’t force your ideals onto other people.
Criscartersfallguys
Yeah but it takes a special level of stupid to be religious tho.
stja
In the first place even among the religious it's just fringe fundamentalist morons who think Old Testament is literal history.
CosplayComet
How can the moon be real if our EYES aren't real??
sunyudai
https://imgur.com/t/jaden_smith/R3HuS
76000BatteryLlamas
Your mind makes it real
errrikblack
Your UN is strange enough to actually be Jayden smith
HandoB4Javert
HandoB4Javert
admiralawesome4213
GOD DAMMIT! WHO LET JAYDEN OUT OF HIS CAGE?!
HoldThatTHOT
....and now my brain just made Jayden into an SCP
jherazob
No, into Richmond
GhostyWombat
Yayden Smite
rowm
How is the moon landing real if we see everything upside down?
BiggusDickuth
That sounds like Lizard talk to me ........
NoGunsNoCats
This makes sense now.
forestfart
Eye dont believe you
XavierElrose
Exactly. One minute we're seeing one thing. Then we're seeing a *different* thing. Make up your mind, eyes!
redgiantcreative
Neither are birds!
DemSumBigAssRidges
You believe in eyes?! That's just a lie propagated by big sight wanting you to believe what you see!!
CosplayComet
DAMN that Big Opta!
GondwanaCraton
Ha! Sheeple all getting that poof of air in their eye *every year!* That's why they need contacts and cataract surgery!
Baeloro
How can you question the authenticity of cheese.
quizquare
Through the copious application of marijuana
Ahumblebubble
I've had my eyes poked at enough to believe they are very real. Who said this quote btw?
CosplayComet
“How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?” -Jaden Smith, via Twitter.
CosplayComet
https://twitter.com/jaden/status/329768040235413504?lang=en
R3stAssur3d
Dose...
FourScoreAndSevenBeersAgo
Instructions unclear, hit eye with moon like a big pizza pie.
MightyZephyr
CosplayComet
DAMN that amore!!!
ShibesKeanu
Doctor, please stop singing. The patient has suffered ocular blunt force trauma with a foreign object. His wife is in the next room crying.
CosplayComet
I've gotta scrub in or this guy's gonna drool just like a pasta e fasul
OnionCutter
That's amore?!?!?
idontliketheclonebone
Annoyed that there are no moray ell reaction gifs in imgurs database. Think about all the 1 time ever that I could use that!
dxdifr
Yeah who would even bring mosquitoes on that boat wtf
mcoulter876
Bahahaha!!!
jackd418
Bravest man on earth to put 2 termites on a wooden boat
RossiferTaylor
My aunt thought that I wouldn't be able to see the same moon as her and my mom because I was at school in NY. She's not religious, just dumb
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Depends on what she means by the same moon. The moon flips upside down when you view it from different hemispheres.
BallsofValyriansteel
You should date his aunt.
RossiferTaylor
The same moon as in the same physical object, besides I was only about 300 miles away at the time
ozzyatemyneighbor
I once drunkingly asked if people in China saw the same constellations we saw. My friend just looked at me said “the world spins man”
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Certain constellations can only be seen in the southern hemisphere and some only in the northern hemisphere. Your friend don't know shit.
ozzyatemyneighbor
America and China are both in the northern hemisphere….. so…..
DropDeadFread
You don't see the same constellations in the northern hemisphere as you do in the southern one. Some are the same I think.
DunnowForgot
Beijing is at 39°54'. Los Angeles at 34° and New York at 40°43', so China and USA don't differ much in constellations.
DunnowForgot
Madrid, Spain is roughly at NY with 40°25'.
DropDeadFread
Then is Madrid as cold as NY and get as much snow? Or is Spain warmer because of the ocean?
SilverHornet
This; what you can see depends on your latitude.
SilverHornet
Also, in the more immediate sense, which of the 'technically possible to observe' stars you can see will depend on the time of year.
DropDeadFread
You can't see the North Star in the southern hemisphere, right?
SilverHornet
Unless you are only -just- in the southern hemisphere, like only a degree into it, that's correct.
GondwanaCraton
I have an Aunt who once said that you listen to AM in the morning and FM at night. Radio, for all you millennials and gen Z peeps.
RossiferTaylor
Interestingly enough, AM waves travel further at night and most AM stations need to lower power output or shut down at night
DEEDEEMALONE69
"Christianity is abuse" is the dumbest conclusion to draw from this, and I'm an atheist.
Mikeiller
it's nice to see a reasonable atheist around here rather than the fedora wearing internet atheists that typically jump on this stuff here
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
For real right
TeriyakiFox
Welllll… it’s kinda abuse to brainwash children into believing outrageous things. Because you can fuck them up forever.
jdwagBugVillain
If only every idiot was that way because they were brainwashed as children. The boomer evangelicals I know we're all raised secular and the
jdwagBugVillain
Children they had are secular millennials now. So I'd say it's more burned out boomers looking for meaning packaged for consumerist tastes.
BabyKittyface
I submit that no matter what you do, you’re going to fuck up your kid somehow.
SteveMND
Yikes.
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chapterhawk101
Someone has no idea of what a theory is. LOL
dryrunner
If your lying about running an FDA trail for covid treatments in a home brew 'trial' with no methods, is it still true?
GlenL
It's a lot easier when Trump directs the sycophant he put in charge of the FDA to help you
dryrunner
(that's Dr zelenko ladies and gentlemen)
SteveMND
Yeah, the rest of his whining was just more weak generic anti-vacinne nonsense, but I didn't include it as this gem was all I needed here.
LazerBeamButtHole
Am I only person that knows many atheist and agnostic baby boomers?
CraftyGiant
Statistically boomers are 78% christian, you can just look this stuff up, crazy right.. looking things up...
0tsoko
I only know Christian boomers. Could be a location thing.
FairfaxJack
I was raise by born again atheists
oldguyexlurker
Yes, and I AM one.
J0765
Where do you live? California or New York?
atheistzombie
Nope.
DysgraphicProgrammer
My boomer dad turned agnostic in college, after he realized that the Fundie cult he was hanging out with were dicks to everyone else.
eastend666
I'm a boomer and seem to only know atheists and agnostics my age.
PantLord
My family have been atheists going back three generations now. But we are English for the most part so it’s a different kettle of fish.
PrincessNausicaa
Yup, I know lots of older atheists.
theatand
Maybe, but I know Christian boomers & have never had one say the moon landing was fake.
montyman185
It's more that the crazys who think it was fake also tend to be Christian
MrStealUrChange
I think he's trying to point out that both stances are ridiculous.
Beezlebubble
I know more millennials/people my own age that are science deniers than boomers. Mainly I think cause they're MASSIVE stoners and think
Beezlebubble
Themselves deep philosophers when really they just sit around toked out of their damn minds on weed and shrooms. They can't trust anything
Beezlebubble
Because they need to find some "deep hidden meaning" behind it all first and meanwhile I'll look at em like "dude that's great but, you've
Beezlebubble
Been describing the color of the damn chair to me for 20 minutes when you could just say it's fucking RED"
thelastboomer
Please don't lump all boomers into this nonsense.
BarryTheCyborg
Ok Boomer
thelastboomer
I upvoted you because I don't mind that phrase. But you were pretty far negative.
Tifandi
username makes a good movie title
thelastboomer
I believe that someone will track down the last living boomer and hold a deathwatch eventually.
CraftyGiant
Only 78% believe in invisible sky daddy.
thelastboomer
Sauce on your statistic?
CraftyGiant
https://www.pewforum.org/religious-landscape-study/generational-cohort/baby-boomer/
CraftyGiant
I should have specified the "christian" invisible sky daddy.
CraftyGiant
Interestingly more of them say they are christian than specifically say they believe in god.
thelastboomer
Thanks, it wasn't clear to me that you were specifically referring to Boomers only. The figure seemed high for full population.
CraftyGiant
yeah it's way different by generation.