r0bber
52624
1721
164
And the next day, and the next day
And the next day, and the next day, and the next day
Feb 10, 2016 5:09 AM
r0bber
52624
1721
164
And the next day, and the next day, and the next day
scc2844
Techniiiique. Techniiiique. Techniiiique.
uniman2
I'm ready!
ProxHD
SOILED IT!!
MesserAuditore
HERE COMES THE GIANT FIIIIST
kickinghero85
Best one
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
"NO NO WAIT PATRICK THIS IS THE REAL SQUIDWARD!"
OohWopDaBam
N is for anywhere, anytime at allllllll
Walrus14
FIRMLY GRASP IT.
shermanerma
This is the quote I was looking for; perfect.
NonConformistFlamingo
Oh my god, no joke: I made this joke mid-petting session with my husband two nights ago and we both just LOST IT.
skankmonster
ALASKAN BULL WORM!
Tate713
That is my favorite episode ever.
floxsyu
LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT. I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT.
LordIndica
...Kinky
LordCommanderofUsersub
ME HOY MINOY NOY MEMY OY
Chimijandra
Okay, why aren't you up at the top. I laughed so hard!
dontfearthecreeper
I don't need it... I don't need it... I don't need it... I NEEEEDD IIIIITTTT!
thegirlimgurwarnedyouabout
Hahahaha
ayyytony
Oh boy! Three A.M.!
nooneknowswhatitsliketobethefatman
Do you smell it? That smell? The kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells.... smelly.
Nemock
if it smells you're not supposed to comment on it!
DasAngst123456
......anchovies
thegirlimgurwarnedyouabout
You win
MobiusAzarath
Lol omg
WickisnumberONE
"I'm already halfway there! Halfway there! Halfway there!"
link96
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
smaug777000
There once was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died, the end
Hriedmarr
Is that what he's calling it?
Ifoundthething
Don't forget the pelvic WOO!
InformalProof
woooOOOOoooo, WOOOOooooOooo
jakefr0mstatefarm
My leg!!!
ImChrisHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen
Subtle. Nice
ReallyHotJetFuel
"Do you want it to hurt me, Kevin?"
crush2920
This one needs more upvotes
PassiveAgressiveShark
Oh.my.god. hahahahahaha
erick1293
http://imgur.com/XCTvvKS
ILikeImgur69
"Oh well, guess I'm not wearing any pants today!"
SolidifiedSarcasm
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?
PrunkMasterFlex
And I only cried for 20 minutes!
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
And say hello to used napkin
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Hahahahaha
Chimijandra
Oh my gosh. Hahaha!
hibsta
Can you feel it now, Mr Krabs?
RockPaperSciccorsLizardSpock
Uhmmmm... excuse me sir but you're sitting on my body which is also my face
johannataylorgang
this wins in my book
RockPaperSciccorsLizardSpock
Then we might have the same book. First I was going to type "Are ya ready Kids?'
johannataylorgang
I read all the comments to my coworkers and yours made us laugh the hardest!
RockPaperSciccorsLizardSpock
Wow you are really not like all the other pervert bastards who see a dickbutt in every occasion (like me) "you made me blush"
ThePsychoanalyst
The pioners used to ride these babies
Dideverythingjusttastepurple
For miles*
blueprintbro
It'll go straight to your thighs! Then you'll explode!
colonlikethespray
Blow up*
sweet101052
F is for friends that do stuff together
Rafiredog
C is for cake!.. Right?
sweet101052
Damn straight it is
somespazzoid
K is for "you're Kidding.. right?"
taylorpaigesmith
U is for you and me
MX526
N is for anywhere and any time at all
IfOnlyICouldBecomeSoGrosslyIncandescent
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
WhatTheDormouseSaid
F is for fire that burns down the whole town.
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
U is for uranium... BOMBS
Kunai118
N is for no survivors
TimeFoDat
U is for URANIUM ... Bomb.
PBusPass
NeHoy! NeHoy! NeHoy! Ne..Hoy.
ChodesNShlongs
Best one
Pippipdodoodelydoo
I believe it is pronounced Nehoy M'noy
PBusPass
Your username sounds hella fancy.
mabas9395
IMAGINAAAAAAAATION!!!
scenedamage
And we have a winner!
MrMcCookieMuffin
3:
imthatoneguyyouwonderabout
damn it, the internet always beats me to my punch line.. take the updoot
itwasthedog
I have a girlfriend and this is my life... Sometimes I wonder wtf
ProfessorWasp
I NEEEEEEEED IT!
XantusiaHunter
I almost spit out my coffee!!! Bravo!
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
"ARRRRGH!" "BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP!"
Atorresn306
Nailed it
TheToiletPaperThatRippedWhileYouWereWiping
He isn't nailing anything is the point
Logmister10
You win.
captain5
Rofl rofl hahaha this guy is on point.
WrathCore696
In a box
spadoodie
"Are you ready kids?"
spoopinator
I CANT HEEEEEAAAR YOUUUUUU
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
Calm down there Jared
jmeyers1983
Nobody wants to see my footlong anymore...
Mos2414
"And that, kids, is how I met your mother."
YouBetterNotBeJackingOffToBillyMaysInThere
chri
YES!!
Chimijandra
Nooooo
TheYoungJaywalker
ReubixCube
Hohoho nice
Satinsball
"AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!"
notanothertobbe
Ohhhhhhhhu
RonnieKielbasa
I can't hear you
Kilo11
"2 minutes laaaater"
doctorbees
EdwardMontez
What is this, a family outing that is devoid of bees?