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Sep 22, 2017 9:34 PM
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Smurge
I’m sensing a theme here... can’t quite put my finger on it.
DrunkSnowWhite
I enjoyed this dump
KanyesGayFish
In dog beers wouldn't that be 49?
RikusKhan
As a straight-edge, this was funny as hell.
PigWithAWoodenLeg
You don't say "I'm a straight-edge", you say "I'm straight edge". Also, this dump wasn't funny. Nothing is funny. Laughter is for the weak.
Wagonfixin
A drug addiction wouldn’t be cheaper than gaming and it would ruin your life aswell so
Hallucynation
Me: I'm an alcoholic. Them: Haha, so funny! Me: This is a cry for help. Them: lmfao
TrustMeImTheDoctor
I do not understand the whole wine is a woman's drink and beer is a man's drink.
Soylencer
Beer is cheap and bitter and smelly and was cultivated to service traditionally male laborers. Wine is seen sophisticated, sweet, 1/2
Soylencer
elegant, artful and expensive -- traits more traditionally attributed to women. My observations. I don't drink though. waste of money. 2/2
justsignedupforthishit
I sense an anti-Irish theme here, me boy-o!
opdeliversifrequested
Well that dump is gunna be black and hard when im finnished.
Model506
Imgur give advice I've never drunk before because the taste of alcohol seems overall offensive to me. What should I try to start?
Eldibs
Whatever will get you drunk. You're drinking it to get drunk. If you want to drink something that tastes good, soft drinks are way cheaper.
Soylencer
An alternative: Be an adult -- you don't like it, don't do it. It's expensive, and is known to cause more problems than it solves.
Feanor19
Puckers or snapps, pick your flavor. something with a lower alcohol content and enough sugar to mask the taste. Take it slow and be safe!
ireallydigampersands
Try a big ol' straw to suck it up :D I'm kidding. fruity junk. cheers!
JustAnotherPOG
Fruity mixed drinks are probably the best. Vodka/orange juice or vodka/lemonade would do well. Make them weak.
GoALittleCrazy
Bar manager here: amaretto sours, fuzzy navels, ask a bartender to make you non-spirit forward drinks. Alternate with water so the juice (1)
GoALittleCrazy
doesn't upset your stomach (if you get sick you'll never drink again). Progress to Cuba Libres, but don't try gin and tonics until you've (2
GoALittleCrazy
acquired a taste. Remember there's a reason teenagers like wine coolers and Mike's: they mask the liquor. Before long you can appreciate (3)
GoALittleCrazy
stronger drinks. (4)
shadysocks
Once told a guy about the cumulative hangover effect. Thought I made it up. It made sense. That was 30 yrs ago.
mdkradSmuggler
A dump I can drink to +1
RADfuckinCROKS
Alright, fuck it. I'm going to get drunk.
G0MeatCube
That was my immediate thought nobody's invited me out nobody's answering me so f*** it time to get drunk at home by myself
RADfuckinCROKS
Throw me a chat if you're bored. I'm drinking alone at the bar. Also on mobile so if you do pm and I do think respond it's imgurs fault
RADfuckinCROKS
Do think=don't
IdrinkALLtheBeers
Those are mine.
BigJoesCactusWaspAndGlitterbombRanch
haha +1 for alcoholism
infinityLAO
Drinking every other day makes you an alcholic?? Shiiit man i take a day off every other week
rza33boo
I think I've been having seizures due to not drinking. Ahhhh! Had 4 this year. Yes I'm a binge drinker.
karlbadmanners
I promise you a drug addiction is never cheaper than anything in the long run
BrandName
Anyone know of the website I can order that "step aside coffee" shirt from?
ZaphodForgotHisTowel
Amazon. Or like 20 others according to Google.
donnathedead
This dump is fitting as I am talking to a drunken "recovering alcoholic" friend. I think most of this is more of mental health issue.
ItsUncleSam
As a Rhode Islander I have no concept of a liquor aisle. We can only buy booze in packies
kjbopp
"To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems."
SgtSlotterOK
-Homer Simpson
SnarkySophia
I have looked for my phone using the flashlight on my phone on more than one occasion while stone cold sober. Not sure what to make of that.
birdspy
my username is very relevant
MatissesPieces
I used to be surprised when I ran in to fellow ex drinkers around here. Not any more, though.
AFriendlyViking
You look like I need a drink
luxastrum
Water solves a lot of the bodies fuckin problems caused by alcohol source Me: ER Nurse that's tired of drunks tonight
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
So how much are these cups? Asking for a friend
basilius5
Free when a new store opens in Finland. It is filled with random goodies.
Rapturr
Like 3 money
darkdragonempress
For the bad news. I can only find giant cups of that look in novelty beer pong kits. The good news is there's giant wine cups that can 1
darkdragonempress
Hold over 100oz. I'll try to link in reply. 2
darkdragonempress
My apologies it didn't work. Look up Jumbo 135oz plastic container. 3
Beardtrooper
The last one was Archer, no?
seaelisaurus
Leaked footage of the live action Archer movie.
Scubadoobdoo
It's Burt Macklin
saintdanesbaine
Definitely Archer.
JodyHighroller
Yeah, and a "cumulative hangover" is also known as "withdrawal".
theozzir
Yeah idk why you wouldn't just use an archer pic
RelentlessDevastation
Remington Steele
Halfton81
Yup. But I like the idea of putting Archer quotes on Bond pics.
Chewbaccabra
ralphie84
No, thats Pierce Brosnan
IOnlyFavoriteDickButtAndImNotEvenMad
QuazMasta
I feel like young Brosnan could have played an excellent Archer
ralphie84
Have you watched Remington Steele? It was early 80s just not FX
QuazMasta
Oh yeah! I do remember that show. I forgot he was in it.
umbrellamaker
It's the reason he had to turn down Bond in the 80s
NameNotFoundException
Looks more like Die Another Day to me
Smayds
It means "The, another, thou."
ZanarkandAbes
You are correct.
MalthusAndreusDrake
fun fact, if you are a sever alcoholic and quit drinking cold turkey it actually can kill you.
avestrainer
I had to read that like 3 times before I figured out you had just missed an E
MalthusAndreusDrake
did i? my bad. i always miss vowels and double consonants.
Okiegoon
Actually, this one can be true:
If you're hardcore drinker, or alcoholic, talk to a doc before quitting.
2shy4you
Delirium tremens, the withdrawal that's so hopeless and dangerous sometimes that the only viable prescription is more alcohol.
Saxxon92
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
theozzir
Wow for real?
PrincessPharmacy
I work in a hospital pharmacy and we dispense shots of whiskey for patients who are hardcore alcoholic
khaleesiofwesteros
Wut. Where?
PrincessPharmacy
Northern indiana
Feanor19
Yeah a coworker of mine checked in on a Fri for a weekend in jail. They found him dead Sunday. No idea he drank that much. He hid it well.
spacecatts
Holy shit dude my condolences
sfcorax
My mate was the same, he ended up in hospital and hasn't stopped drinking since.
spacecatts
Try to get him help if you can. I drink but if you drink so much it lands you in the hospital that's a problem
sfcorax
No no, he went to the hospital when he stopped drinking. His body can't cope without it now.
MrRemy
Only 3 withdrawals that you absolutely need medical detox from are benzodiazepines, alcohol, and barbiturates.
MrRemy
Opiates will make you wish you were dead but so long as you stay hydrated and eat you'll be okay
SgtSlotterOK
I'm suddenly reminded (partially) of a joke, the punch line being: you're not drunk, it was that bar bitch you ate. I know, fun at parties..
Smayds
Bear walks into a bar.
someuser
You started this joke 9 hours ago, Smayds! Why the long pause?
Smayds
*huge pause. Because bear.
barnwolf
Meh, they probably just want accurate statistics on what works and what doesn't work.
popejubal
There already are statistics on what does and what doesn't work. And on what kills you. That's a real thing, unfortunately.
barnwolf
Liver failure because you tried to quit and failed kills far more than withdrawal.
Okiegoon
wat
MacDaddySmitt
Lol drug addiction cheaper than a top of the line gaming pc... Have you tried cocaine!?!?
xanthio
Are you offering?
albaboss
I've heard that Stevie Nicks spent about a million on cocaine a year back in the day
MrRemy
Was about to say; that and/or heroin would wipe the cost of that gaming rig in well under a month
pip1
Have you tried Steam?
Wagonfixin
Plus drugs would ruin your life gaming is just a pastime
zipsline4
Who ever wrote that is obviously an amature.
MacDaddySmitt
Lol yeah mang
Halfton81
C-C-C-C-YEEEAAAAAHHHHH
Nerdygasm
Depends on where you live. I could get meth in my area for pretty damn cheap
experiment91
1/ I'm guessing you've never done drugs with a comment like that. It's not how expensive the drugs are it's the tolerance. Imagine if every
experiment91
2/ Time you drank coffee you needed half a cup more than before. Doesn't seem bad. Until a month later when you are drinking two pots just
experiment91
3/ get back to Baseline. Doesn't matter how cheap the drug is. Heroin and meth are both commonly cheap because the suppliers know this.
Nerdygasm
My tolerance was always pretty high. After nearly a year, it was still about the same. The problem is when dealers cut it so you have 1/2
Nerdygasm
to use more. They know you're addicted so they use a little more of the cut each time so you have to, and will, need more for the same high.
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
I just like the way it smells
ThatsNotMyPenisPump
- "Conversation with the Devil" by Ray Wylie Hubbard (at least that's where I heard it from)
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
I've just heard that from fellow people who have done blow but it's cool someone used it as well
barnwolf
You'd have to be pretty extreme to spend more than like $2000 a year on computers. That's like a mild drug addiction.
ravstar52
Plus games tho. Wait it won't add much more
MrRemy
I knew a guy in recovery that blew a $30,000 insurance settlement in under a month.
upvotehypnotoad
Holy shit...not only is that a lot to spend on drugs, but damn, where do you find a dealer with that much stash?
MrRemy
Typically ones connected to the plug, the cartel I've heard will front it to dealers but they are the types you typically want to pay back..
dvs2nite
thats literally 15 years worth of weed
MrRemy
Never said it was weed. Heroin and cocaine.
dvs2nite
I assumed. Meth is so cheap i don't see how you could live through 30k in a month.