BenHolloway
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May 17, 2016 10:52 PM
BenHolloway
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watcherdave
Cha cha cha.
heatherkb85
I always wondered why the only way I could get a song out of my head was to listen to it in its entirety. TIL.
OstrichNeckedBastard
Not really psychology at all.
RickHalcyon
Instructions unclear, have been slipping people 2 warm pieces of broccoli in my handshakes and can't hope to sit next to all of them...
theycallmebirb
I yawed when I read the yawning one.
theglob
Bullshit advice for 200 please...
thatclimbingguy
Biggest pile of bullshit I've seen all week
yourewastingyourlife
if you downvote someone from a 1 to 0, the next person to come along who is on the fence about their comment will likely downvote it too.
NoticeablyDrunk
I don't understand why these were grouped the way they are.
TheDeadlight
I am the earthworm destroyer
dagg3r
Build attraction... Fuck that I do that with out even noticing and then I notice that they noticed and it's awkward af... I canst stop it
gunandfistpostion
The auctioning off of the dollar, I've got some stupid friends, but not that stupid
Frelock
It's like the prisoner's dilemma; it relies on everyone being a rational actor acting only in their self-interest with no coordination.
HowDoIAdult
I had a teacher do this in high school. She ended at like $2.50 because she took pity on them. and by them I mean me.
thisismyusernameanddontyouforgetit
Read about penny auctions. People get blindsided by the deal that they don't mind how much they, and others lose to get it.
JustAnotherPOG
Most of my friends play games which require strategy. I'd be out 99 cents, and the three friends would be up by 33.
HackerJacker
Same here.
bbdroll5000
Yeah I totally do the handshake one. If I'm about to meet someone, I hold my hand real tight in my crotch until right before I shake.
PuppiesGoMeow
My father told me that commenting would bring upvotes.
wanderingangus
This is old af
OneFiftyThree
Ah yes, Douchebaggery 101
JiggyJones
What if I'm black and no one will believe my father was around to give me any advice?
JustFeedMePieDammit
Asking the real questions
Jigglerjuice
My nigga jiggyjones
BobKane
My momma said..
BenHolloway
/a/rbRcT
gobbpacnobi1987
Dating With Women Worldwide - hec.su/dHs3 (link)
PrairieNightSky
I work in a mental hospital. The doctors there do the nodding head thing constantly. Makes me want to smack them in the face.
TheRicM
Tell them your dad advised you to do so
Elunar
Seems painful. Congrats on the holding back though c;
AloneInTheLight
Funny I had a manager who did this and got through her whole career by finishing half sentences with "do you know what I mean?" Bizarre.
Ectoplasm9
#2 THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
Liv4LittleSerialKillers
Damn u to hell. ????
shadetee
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
BCKinetic
Evil.
Itouchthefishy
Fuck you +1
Jayfourke
So much bullshit here. For example I don't yawn when other people do. I'm also not a weak-minded fool and Jedi mind tricks don't work on me
citationsneeded
This isn't the comment you're looking for.
YeaImFunAtParties
Only the ones your aware of don't work, and even they probably work a little
1dad
That just might be autism :P
standingalone
And these aren't the droids you're looking for!
noscarletcoat
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/your-online-secrets/201508/why-psychopaths-are-immune-contagious-yawning ;p
Jayfourke
I was waiting for that. :P
TheRicM
Imdownwiththat
The "rock, paper, scissors" one only works one in 3 times.
Jayfourke
33% of the time, it works every time!
bogstone
What about "The Song That Never Ends". Get that out of your head.
flaminhotcheetofingers
Dammit!
0x5F3759DF
*Earworm
MimzytheBun
No man. It's a secret plot to play bad pop music routinely enough the worms below you commit suicide. Earthworm destroyer.
NeverNonplussed
Thank you.
ChadderJaw
tantricpooper
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/e/ee/Earworm_character.png/revision/latest?cb=20141127025826
circuspony
Maybe I've got an Earthworm. You don't known my life.