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Edit: Author is Terry Jones; Illustrated by Brian Froud. I would have initially included that but didn’t think anyone would see this. Glad everyone enjoys, though based on the comments some of you are enjoying it too much…
BearMcBeary
This HAS to be someone's fetish
PossiblyNotAGoblin
I had the book for this and the neat lil tarot deck. Loved it
demonmike777
bestleftalonetwice
I have this book. Have had it for years. Still love it
LeraviTheHyena
My sis had this when she was little!
YouTubeRed
Art is by Brian Froud
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Isn't this Brian Froud art?
YouTubeRed
Yes and the book was by terry jones
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Eew. Amazing, but still. Eew.
SonofCthulhu
More like pressed hams
Aeonika
TheLastBeerBender
Pressed as in squished. Not pressed as in laid.
parabolic000
It's like if Tony DiTerlizzi got really horny.
mushroommunching
Always upvote art from Lady Cottington's Pressed Fairy Book.
SJBSavageInk
Anyone else surprised it made it past the mods?
charliegrs
#4 the fairy breasted boobily
Feralkyn
That is SO dark
BORGALOOGIE
#3 Beepity boobity
ongabonga
ohai!
MutantTurd
"Help me, step-fae. I'm stuck!"
amazin11
My grandma gave me this book when I was 8. Don't know what the he'll she was thinking but she definitely didn't read it first. If the pictures are crazy the writing is crazier.
MyGreatestFearBoner
#1 Stinkerbell
thispleasesimhotep
I enjoyed this book when it first came out
FigetaBoutitBurger
Terry Jones of Monty Python wrote this book and is pictured in it as, Lady Cottington. I always thought that was awesome.
Aimoss
I have this book and still love it!
unannouncedguest
Ia this the new furry type fetish?
jaggcomputing5
Dunno. I collected pretty much everything MP but had to leave this. Didn't find it funny or remotely interesting. Prefered MPs Big Red Bok. Gillian's Animations of Mortality etc. Pleased if others enjoy it though.
RummageSaleBubbler
Illustrated by Brian Froud
More info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Froud
Noahbalboa82
This is even worse than I remember
AsheLake
All these horny comments not realizing they're looking at corpses. Hopefully.
HaikuSorrow
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BigBunnyBuns
Hopefully they don't realize, or hopefully they're looking at corpses?
AsheLake
The former.
SybilCrawley
Hurt core is a thing.
Silversalvation
These pictures make me want to write like an old timey eccentric British man. "Faries? Such crude and perverse little creatures. You would do very well to avoid engaging in their antics, else you find yourself as crude and perverse as they are. And rightly your fellow humans will wish you away to the fae. Right then, a saucer of warm milk with sugar and a dash of cinnamon should get the little buggers to leave you be."
TerricBeast
OMG, I've got that book. I had forgotten all about it
Redbeard54
Same here! I had it when I was a teenager, circa 1990
TerricBeast
Yeah, I got it at about the same time
GRZMNKY
I have 3 of the Brian froud fairy books. One was given to my by my grandmother before she passed away when I was a little kid
Yellowchopsticks
Calm your tits. #4 no
nosushi4me
😂
beez428
Not one, but TWO party tits
GigglingWordBearer
Beat me to it.
Like2Fox
Somebody was horny as hell drawing these
YouTubeRed
The book is by Terry Jones (monty python) and art is by Brian Froud (dark crystal)
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Same guy who did the art/concepts in the movie Labrynth, Brian Froud
zigzagler
A weird combination of horny and grim, given they're all squashed and dead.
SybilCrawley
Horny and sadistic isn't unusual.
zigzagler
I draw a pretty firm line at "dead", personally
SybilCrawley
A surprising number of people don't.
zigzagler
Not a 100% firm line, mind you. Sexy ghosts? That's on the table.
streetsy0
They didn’t die. In the book it’s explained these are physic imprints. Which is why the fairies were having so much fun pulling faces etc
thekadeshi
well, that's a key bit of information withheld, @tonysarver
zigzagler
Well, that's a relief
UberKrane
I like the art, but I do feel a little sorry for their squished little faces
MichaelMars
That's exactly how I felt, especially for the first one. Her wings look painfully twisted up.
PosthumousExile
She took two hits to squish
YouTubeRed
Art is by Brian Froud
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
The Mystics were so beautiful! I loved the design!
Goldenteckel
This is a proud Froud !
Talbotous
Youre actually supposed to! My friends mom had this coffee table book. The story to go with these is that the little girl who decided to press the fairies like flowers was writting her findings of the fairies too. By the end of the book shes describes not finding anymore because she pressed too many and they died out.
Super interesting for a short story.
SilkStockingFullOfShit
This is absolutely not true. It had been a while since I read it, and I'm grateful for the motivation to take it off the shelf once more to confirm that no fairies were harmed in the production of this book. The fate of little girls is another thing altogether.
SilkStockingFullOfShit
No fairies were harmed in the production of this book.
SilkStockingFullOfShit
UberKrane
Oh that's fun, they are little rapscallions after all.
Talbotous
Very not true. See my other comment its a very interesting and macabre story
SilkStockingFullOfShit
The book is in my lap. I encourage you to find a copy.
Not just to confirm the plot, but because it is a truely beautiful book.
It's certainly disturbing, just not in the way you remember.