ABiggerBoat
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Cat Tax
Cat Tax
Grrrg
""Well, if you mean root beer, I'm guilll-diddly-ilty as char-diddly-arged!" "He's not the Beer Baron, but he sounds drunk. Bring him in!"
thegelatoking
Lincoln Squirrell was assassinated.
panamaman
Local man ruins everything! Now there's a straight up title!
urlinlieuofbookmarks
"I tackled a loafer at work today."
SamuraiBatgirl
Making front page news? More like this is making the front page of imgur.
Acmephysicist
Username is finally relevant - number 9
S7eveDave
Glorious sir! I applaud you. Bravo
LePineappleRant
Man, Springfields inflation has to be quite the rollercoaster when the price changes so often.
Burf2You
An unrelated article in the banner headline?
Chlamydis
Great Post, honestly great post!
KNOWLEDGEisPowerwastaken
Spinning newspaper should have been a gif!
barker505
#3 is great- Especially when later on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgA6JyP_FJ8
DomitilaBossie46
I still get sad about him. If his wife had to leave this world, why take him too? Just off yourself instead of taking away someone amazing.
UncleElmur
"Champ to WHALE on local man?" Shouldn't that be 'WAIL'?
8bitTunes
Headlines would often use puns so they could have been also referring to Homers large size
urlinlieuofbookmarks
I know right? would've been funnier as " champ to wail on local whale"
JoshuaTrace
My favourite is "Bumble bee man caught in sting"
LadyOfSpaceAndTime
EXTRA EXTRA: Tod smells
urlinlieuofbookmarks
https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3280/2774432998_1843364653_z.jpg?zz=1
urlinlieuofbookmarks
Rod: is your source on this reliable?
bstrdchild
"Hippo promoted to detective"
thereisnolifeiknowtocomparewithpureimagination
Wasn't there a follow up with the squirrel where the squirrel got assassinated just like Lincoln?
ostiniatoze
That was a broadcast "we'll stay with this story all night if we have to" I think it was when they were going to dig bart out of the well.
RustyBear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgA6JyP_FJ8
kungfufil
It was only on the TV news where they showed the chalk drawing. Kent Brockman: "We'll stay with this story all night if we have to!"
joeboco7
A lot people forget that the "Old Man Yells At Cloud" was from the 13th season, a fairly modern episode.
ABiggerBoat
I wouldn't really call 2001 modern as regard Simpson seasons.
joeboco7
Many people would still consider that time past their prime
CemestoLuxobarge
Silver Age.
DingusMajoris
Man, these figured into some classic episodes.
TheoryofaNickelCreed
Ho. J. Simpson
goodguyC
I never caught that until now...
gamblingpoet
Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr. The kids can call you HoJo.
kn00tcn
HoJu
ABiggerBoat
His face when he says that is my favourite.
ThatNameAgainIs
I'll think about it.
Psyman2
Donut tax?
kungfufil
A Donut tax would have been more appropriate than the cat tax to end this post
SgtEziosRequiem
I can hear it
RabbitFetus
"deadbeat dad beat dead" reminds me of "Bob Loblaw Law Blog"
Treblaine
He really brought clarity to so many legal proceedings.
buckturgidson
bob loblaw no habla espanol
chumpacabra
Don't forget, "Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb." It was a newspaper headline I believe
ostiniatoze
This is the third arrested development reference I've seen today. Yesterday I finished rewatching s3. Coincidence?
mmcg5
Aliens
kjbigs282
Bader meinhoff phenomenon
WhatDoYouMeanBeerIsntFood
Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure. You may remember from such self-help videos as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!"
OverlyCynicalImgurian
Not to mention such films as "My voice actor is dead"
dantron
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other nature films as "Earwigs, Ew." and "Man Vs Nature... The Road To Victory".
kopiovastaava
This works just like the one with professor Farnsworth. I read that comment at McClures voice.
bluerazzgummy
*Get confident, Stupid
SexBender
Read that in Zapp Branigann's voice
BanadecCamberbootch
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such dates as Last Night's Dinner.
LiterallyYourMom
I still get sad about him. If his wife had to leave this world, why take him too? Just off yourself instead of taking away someone amazing.
TheMatrixIsReal
You may remember me from such films as Christmas ape and Christmas ape goes to summer camp!
YouGottaStewGoin
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other nature films as "Earwigs, Ew." and "Man Vs Nature... The Road To Victory"
angusman161
You may remember me from such films as " Two minus three equals negative fun!" and "Firecrackers: The silent killer"
ThatNameAgainIs
So silly.
ABiggerBoat
And from such driver's ed films as Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass and The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot.
SgtEziosRequiem
And from educational films such as "Lead Paint, Delicious But Deadly", and "Here comes the Metric System!"
LisaMarieSimpsonParkfield
And such films as “The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed” and “They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall”.
kungfufil
And from nature films such as "Earwigs, ewwww", and "Man vs. Nature: The road to victory!"
ThePollenSnortingWallStreetFruitBat
And from such films as "You Were Reading This In My Voice The Whole Time!"
Disembowleeh
Have you ever heard of The Planet of the Apes?
koektrommel
Hey, #11 is the Daily Fourth Gradian! OP IS A BIG FAT PHONY!
urlinlieuofbookmarks
https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3280/2774432998_1843364653_z.jpg?zz=1
DuffMaaaann
And In Rod we trust is from Times.
QueenOfPuns
and #17 is the springfield variety!
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
Wrong show
koektrommel
Shh, it's a crossover.
LongSnailTrail
And #6 just says Extra Extra!
GodOfDeathAndAlsoKungFu
IIRC That paper was printed by Bart as a prank.
LongSnailTrail
Too lazy to google, but iirc, it was from a state fair.