Springfield Shopper

Sep 13, 2015 10:26 AM

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""Well, if you mean root beer, I'm guilll-diddly-ilty as char-diddly-arged!" "He's not the Beer Baron, but he sounds drunk. Bring him in!"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lincoln Squirrell was assassinated.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Local man ruins everything! Now there's a straight up title!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I tackled a loafer at work today."

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Making front page news? More like this is making the front page of imgur.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Username is finally relevant - number 9

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glorious sir! I applaud you. Bravo

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man, Springfields inflation has to be quite the rollercoaster when the price changes so often.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

An unrelated article in the banner headline?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great Post, honestly great post!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spinning newspaper should have been a gif!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 is great- Especially when later on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgA6JyP_FJ8

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still get sad about him. If his wife had to leave this world, why take him too? Just off yourself instead of taking away someone amazing.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Champ to WHALE on local man?" Shouldn't that be 'WAIL'?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Headlines would often use puns so they could have been also referring to Homers large size

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know right? would've been funnier as " champ to wail on local whale"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favourite is "Bumble bee man caught in sting"

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

EXTRA EXTRA: Tod smells

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Rod: is your source on this reliable?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Hippo promoted to detective"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wasn't there a follow up with the squirrel where the squirrel got assassinated just like Lincoln?

11 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

That was a broadcast "we'll stay with this story all night if we have to" I think it was when they were going to dig bart out of the well.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It was only on the TV news where they showed the chalk drawing. Kent Brockman: "We'll stay with this story all night if we have to!"

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A lot people forget that the "Old Man Yells At Cloud" was from the 13th season, a fairly modern episode.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't really call 2001 modern as regard Simpson seasons.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Many people would still consider that time past their prime

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Silver Age.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Man, these figured into some classic episodes.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Ho. J. Simpson

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I never caught that until now...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr. The kids can call you HoJo.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HoJu

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His face when he says that is my favourite.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll think about it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Donut tax?

11 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 0

A Donut tax would have been more appropriate than the cat tax to end this post

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I can hear it

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"deadbeat dad beat dead" reminds me of "Bob Loblaw Law Blog"

11 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

He really brought clarity to so many legal proceedings.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bob loblaw no habla espanol

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget, "Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb." It was a newspaper headline I believe

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is the third arrested development reference I've seen today. Yesterday I finished rewatching s3. Coincidence?

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Aliens

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bader meinhoff phenomenon

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure. You may remember from such self-help videos as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!"

11 years ago | Likes 673 Dislikes 3

Not to mention such films as "My voice actor is dead"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 17

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other nature films as "Earwigs, Ew." and "Man Vs Nature... The Road To Victory".

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This works just like the one with professor Farnsworth. I read that comment at McClures voice.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Get confident, Stupid

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Read that in Zapp Branigann's voice

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such dates as Last Night's Dinner.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I still get sad about him. If his wife had to leave this world, why take him too? Just off yourself instead of taking away someone amazing.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You may remember me from such films as Christmas ape and Christmas ape goes to summer camp!

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other nature films as "Earwigs, Ew." and "Man Vs Nature... The Road To Victory"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You may remember me from such films as " Two minus three equals negative fun!" and "Firecrackers: The silent killer"

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

So silly.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And from such driver's ed films as Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass and The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot.

11 years ago | Likes 214 Dislikes 1

And from educational films such as "Lead Paint, Delicious But Deadly", and "Here comes the Metric System!"

11 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 1

And such films as “The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed” and “They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall”.

11 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

And from nature films such as "Earwigs, ewwww", and "Man vs. Nature: The road to victory!"

11 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

And from such films as "You Were Reading This In My Voice The Whole Time!"

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Have you ever heard of The Planet of the Apes?

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Hey, #11 is the Daily Fourth Gradian! OP IS A BIG FAT PHONY!

11 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 3

And In Rod we trust is from Times.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

and #17 is the springfield variety!

11 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Wrong show

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shh, it's a crossover.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And #6 just says Extra Extra!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IIRC That paper was printed by Bart as a prank.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too lazy to google, but iirc, it was from a state fair.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0