Cooking isn't for everyone

Jul 6, 2017 5:14 PM

CaptAguilar

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Wtf?

My lasagaaaa

He dead

How tho?

Pompeii eruption colorized

Voodoo shit

Iroshima explosion colorized

Tchulu lives

There has got to be a better way...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All I see is

9 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Was going to post this

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As the French say: Blond Amputee

9 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 0

MY LASAGA

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Osteoporosis!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's wrong with the chocolate rabbit one, they're just making chocolate cream/ hot chocolate.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

It looks freaky?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Geez you people are so close minded, just cause someone's an ugly duckling don't mean they can't later turn into a beautiful sweet chocolate

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goodness.

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9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

#2. That's the biggest Oreo I've ever seen.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hiroshima*

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

M'iroshima

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

happy birfday...

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It'S tHe BeSt DaY eVeR...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The Goldfish Sushi was actually amazing!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#31 Ah, volcano bakemeat, just like Mom used to make.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"The spaghetis are on fire! Quick, let's take a picture!"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wire hanger kebab is a win if you ask me

9 years ago | Likes 350 Dislikes 4

Well, if they were food grade stainless steel I would agree with you. I personally dislike the taste of nickel and chrome in my kebabs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or the spices are not a big deal, just smell/taste them

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Google pictures.. That one did get a chuckle out of me though.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm skeptical about cooking with brass.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Brass is just copper & zinc. Its completely fine to cook with. Copper pots and bowls are awesome to work with.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is wire hanger kebab a win, you think?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yea

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd totally eat the pepper eggs, while sneezing the entire time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except most hangers have a plastic coating to prevent corrosion that would transfer to clothes.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Only true at first use. The second Kebabs are all fine!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

obv. you haven't seen my shitty-ass hangers. Joan Crawford would murder me if she saw them.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No wire hangers!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They still have a lacquer layer on them that is not food safe.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

So, every marshmallow I've ever had at a campfire?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it really that common for people to not realize plastic does not go on a stovetop? And ceramic pots really?

9 years ago | Likes 430 Dislikes 1

I put my laundry basket on the stove once, dropped a sock while walking through the kitchen. Oops.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exroommate cracked one of my casserole disses because he "didn't know the red burner was hot"

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Dishes*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Had a wooden cutting board with a nifty burner design on it bc SO turned on the wrong burner. Didnt burn the house down at least.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lots of sheltered people who've never done things on their own before. At college, people put frozen pizza, still in the box, in the oven.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my ex thought that was a great place to "store" leftover pizza - in box, in cold oven. I go to preheat oven next day ... to 450°F. Lol.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My step daughter does that shit, drives me bonkers

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot of kids parents do just about everything for them until they leave. These are the results.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

By brother's wife left the kettle on a few times. He bought an electric kettle. She turned the stove on and put the electric kettle on it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The benefit of social media is awareness. The problem is that many mistakes that would otherwise remain in the dark...come to the light-

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

everyone has a Waterloo like one of these. Maybe not as severe, but still embarrassing and something an expert or even experienced-

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

cook can say "wot, you can't-you can't do that!'

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My wife put my favourite rucksack on the stove... Man that pissed me off.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who investigates fires: yes.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I mean, I used to think the same thing, until I did it without even thinking. Have fun explaining that one to your landlord.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had no idea ceramic can't go on stoves. It's it the same for microwaves and ovens?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I have a set of heavy ceramic pots from my mother's days at culinary school, they're about a quarter inch thick and work on stove or in oven

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stovetop heat is much less even, so not all oven-safe dishes can take the temp difference between sections and may crack.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of a amazon review i saw for a glass teapot... They said they couldn't boil water in it on a stove... It made me unreasonably mad

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hmmm. Surprised they figured out how to use Amazon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly though - are teapots just for decoration? I just heat my water in the microwave for a min and then steep tea in the cup

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

you heat your water in the microwave!? wtf? Why don't you use a kettle?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Teapots are for steeping tea for more than 1 person, there are also teapots specifically for tea ceremonies. I like glass teapots for

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

when I'm steeping blooming teas. When I'm lazy I just pour boiling water into a cup with a tea sieve too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*cries* I've never hung out with anyone else who actually likes hot tea. IM SO LONELY

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tea enthusiasts are few and far in between sadly ;-; At least house guests find it nifty. (LOL GUESTS :'D)

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People put things on there when they are off without realizing they are still hot, or accidentally turn on a burner with something on it.

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I just moved into a brand spankin' new house a month ago and I ruined my smooth-top stove this way with a sandwich bag. RIP

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Use automobile detailing clay to remove. It will help a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My mom has done that at least twice while I was growing up. Eventually you learn not to put anything on the stovetop if it isn't metal.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yup, I left a cutting board on the stove top and my wife set it on fire. Now nothing goes there that isn't metal or completely fireproof.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mom's new house has gas burners which I've never used. I keep moving pot "off the burner" when I'm done, lol.

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#29 #30 #41 FACES OF DEATH

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#29 actually turned out cute though

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torturrised

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#15

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A quiche, but they used a plastic dish which did the shrinky dink thing.

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I am more impressed with the sharpness of the knife in #37 to cut through the fish AND cutting board.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't think he sliced the board, looks like he chopped the head too hard and the board split.

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Some of these people are legit lucky to still be alive.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

the lids IN the celings.... omg I cant stop laughing

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#10 its only stupid if it doesnt work.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chances are this hanger has a lacquer coating that's not food safe. So in some cases, it ~is~ stupid, even if it "works".

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The voodoo shit kill me

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The last one looks like a Berserk reference.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I was thinking the same thing..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The frozen pizzas are my favorite. How fucking hard is it to bake a frozen pizza lol

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Never use the broiler when the main element dies. "Well that's an element too!" Carry's on the quest for pizza when drunk/stoned. :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its not, but if the timer isnt very loud and youre making a frozen pizza while drunk at 2am and fall asleep...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Are those lids in the ceiling from pressure cookers/pots?, otherwise i can't find a reason for them to be stuck in the ceiling.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That indeed was a pressure cooker bursting. They'd be lucky if someone wasn't injured during the explosion

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who the hell boiled a plastic kettle on the stove??

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How else do you boil the water you retard? /s

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You don't put plastic kettles on stoves

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How the fuck do you catch spaghetti on fire

9 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Keep flame on high, with spaghetti overhanging edge of pan; walk away.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not hard at all. They burn quite well. You can use them to light candles and stuff that's uncomfy to reach with normal matches/lighter.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A pot thats too small with not enough water

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When you feel your knees week, arms are heavy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By being a savage and not having the water heated before putting in the pasta.

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On a gas stove it really is pretty easy

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My first girlfriend managed to burn spaghetti by having it sticking out of the pot on high heat. I thought that was impressive. But this!

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Purposefully

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So many answers.

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Lasaga

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Iroshima

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torturrised

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what was #13 supposed to be?

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Looks like a bread machine with some bread-ish mess inside.

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Bread in a bread maker.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a bread machine. You put in yeast, flour, etc. and make homemade bread. They really fucked it up.

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im guessing they forgot to add water

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For the record, it's supposed to look like a normal loaf of bread, or just pizza dough if they were cooking that, but it doesn't look like

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a german (and yes, we love bread) this is a calamity... I am wondering how those peeps could survive childhood.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I, too, wonder on a regular basis how people can survive without the knowlegde of how to make bread and Spätzle.

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I put a kettle with a broken whistle on to boil, then promptly forgot about it. Sometime later went "what's that smell? ...OMG!" and ran 1/

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

to the kitchen praying "plzdon'tbeonfireplzdon'tbeonfire". The burner had flames upto the cabinets, which were looking singed. Smacked 2/

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the kettle away, turned off the burner & covered it with a metal pot lid. Scariest damn thing. The stupid fire detectors didn't go off. 3/

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And yeah, I checked them after and the batteries were fine. I never leave anything unattended in the kitchen now. Lesson learned.

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Smoke detectors, not fire detectors.

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Depends where you live. Like bubbler vs. fountain or coke vs. soda vs. pop.

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