CaptAguilar
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Wtf?
My lasagaaaa
He dead
How tho?
Pompeii eruption colorized
Voodoo shit
Iroshima explosion colorized
Tchulu lives
PlankTableGo
There has got to be a better way...
AlterSack
All I see is
Tsamane
Was going to post this
DancingJuice
As the French say: Blond Amputee
Shardikprime
MY LASAGA
Ravenuser
Osteoporosis!
AnnoyingFrenchCorrector
IHateyouIfyouremoreattractivethanme
What's wrong with the chocolate rabbit one, they're just making chocolate cream/ hot chocolate.
SomeDetroitGuy
It looks freaky?
IHateyouIfyouremoreattractivethanme
Geez you people are so close minded, just cause someone's an ugly duckling don't mean they can't later turn into a beautiful sweet chocolate
IHateyouIfyouremoreattractivethanme
Goodness.
ifounditunderthere
itzandt
#2. That's the biggest Oreo I've ever seen.
DeinnsBeans
Hiroshima*
ranhalt
M'iroshima
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
BeardyMcFace
EarlQuortington
The Goldfish Sushi was actually amazing!
MarcadeSA
#31 Ah, volcano bakemeat, just like Mom used to make.
twentyfivehundred
"The spaghetis are on fire! Quick, let's take a picture!"
SlyHandTan
Wire hanger kebab is a win if you ask me
SoupCanMan
Well, if they were food grade stainless steel I would agree with you. I personally dislike the taste of nickel and chrome in my kebabs.
waitwasthatreal
Or the spices are not a big deal, just smell/taste them
moogloogle
Google pictures.. That one did get a chuckle out of me though.
App1eJu1ce
I'm skeptical about cooking with brass.
Ihavemytowel
Brass is just copper & zinc. Its completely fine to cook with. Copper pots and bowls are awesome to work with.
Nographer
Is wire hanger kebab a win, you think?
TheOne11111
yea
scatmanCrothers
I'd totally eat the pepper eggs, while sneezing the entire time.
XFMR
Except most hangers have a plastic coating to prevent corrosion that would transfer to clothes.
coatedgreenpea
Only true at first use. The second Kebabs are all fine!
wa27
obv. you haven't seen my shitty-ass hangers. Joan Crawford would murder me if she saw them.
Moot22222
No wire hangers!
SherMattLockSmith
They still have a lacquer layer on them that is not food safe.
pandro
So, every marshmallow I've ever had at a campfire?
Heterosapian
Is it really that common for people to not realize plastic does not go on a stovetop? And ceramic pots really?
Givemeabreak432
I put my laundry basket on the stove once, dropped a sock while walking through the kitchen. Oops.
PencilvesterStallone
Exroommate cracked one of my casserole disses because he "didn't know the red burner was hot"
PencilvesterStallone
Dishes*
hellifiknowwhatsgoingon
Had a wooden cutting board with a nifty burner design on it bc SO turned on the wrong burner. Didnt burn the house down at least.
PumparumTheCrow
Lots of sheltered people who've never done things on their own before. At college, people put frozen pizza, still in the box, in the oven.
pandro
my ex thought that was a great place to "store" leftover pizza - in box, in cold oven. I go to preheat oven next day ... to 450°F. Lol.
Cananadamn
My step daughter does that shit, drives me bonkers
letstalknews
A lot of kids parents do just about everything for them until they leave. These are the results.
Petemccabe
By brother's wife left the kettle on a few times. He bought an electric kettle. She turned the stove on and put the electric kettle on it.
Ssssssssssss
The benefit of social media is awareness. The problem is that many mistakes that would otherwise remain in the dark...come to the light-
Ssssssssssss
everyone has a Waterloo like one of these. Maybe not as severe, but still embarrassing and something an expert or even experienced-
Ssssssssssss
cook can say "wot, you can't-you can't do that!'
PunkySic
My wife put my favourite rucksack on the stove... Man that pissed me off.
sicsided
As someone who investigates fires: yes.
DieselWolf
I mean, I used to think the same thing, until I did it without even thinking. Have fun explaining that one to your landlord.
BreakawayPAK
I had no idea ceramic can't go on stoves. It's it the same for microwaves and ovens?
muchadoaboutmuffin
I have a set of heavy ceramic pots from my mother's days at culinary school, they're about a quarter inch thick and work on stove or in oven
gimpycat
Stovetop heat is much less even, so not all oven-safe dishes can take the temp difference between sections and may crack.
Lucallia
Reminds me of a amazon review i saw for a glass teapot... They said they couldn't boil water in it on a stove... It made me unreasonably mad
Heterosapian
Hmmm. Surprised they figured out how to use Amazon.
Electriccarsbestcars
Honestly though - are teapots just for decoration? I just heat my water in the microwave for a min and then steep tea in the cup
benedictinmycumberbatch
you heat your water in the microwave!? wtf? Why don't you use a kettle?
Lucallia
Teapots are for steeping tea for more than 1 person, there are also teapots specifically for tea ceremonies. I like glass teapots for
Lucallia
when I'm steeping blooming teas. When I'm lazy I just pour boiling water into a cup with a tea sieve too.
Electriccarsbestcars
*cries* I've never hung out with anyone else who actually likes hot tea. IM SO LONELY
Lucallia
Tea enthusiasts are few and far in between sadly ;-; At least house guests find it nifty. (LOL GUESTS :'D)
ashcans
People put things on there when they are off without realizing they are still hot, or accidentally turn on a burner with something on it.
RerackTheFingWeights
I just moved into a brand spankin' new house a month ago and I ruined my smooth-top stove this way with a sandwich bag. RIP
corkoman
Use automobile detailing clay to remove. It will help a lot.
RamirezGoDoEverything
My mom has done that at least twice while I was growing up. Eventually you learn not to put anything on the stovetop if it isn't metal.
ashcans
Yup, I left a cutting board on the stove top and my wife set it on fire. Now nothing goes there that isn't metal or completely fireproof.
pandro
Mom's new house has gas burners which I've never used. I keep moving pot "off the burner" when I'm done, lol.
eromitlab
#29 #30 #41 FACES OF DEATH
LucifersNewGroove
#29 actually turned out cute though
iLynux
torturrised
FuckTammy
#15
Peepula
A quiche, but they used a plastic dish which did the shrinky dink thing.
ladybird2223
I am more impressed with the sharpness of the knife in #37 to cut through the fish AND cutting board.
gayanthems
I don't think he sliced the board, looks like he chopped the head too hard and the board split.
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
Some of these people are legit lucky to still be alive.
lokitoki81
the lids IN the celings.... omg I cant stop laughing
vayaconquesos
#10 its only stupid if it doesnt work.
TheRealAngelS
Chances are this hanger has a lacquer coating that's not food safe. So in some cases, it ~is~ stupid, even if it "works".
PapouilhFromBaguetteLand
The voodoo shit kill me
Dat1dadguy
The last one looks like a Berserk reference.
alexburgers
I was thinking the same thing..
GhostMalone
https://media.giphy.com/media/oNJ3am00JCroA/giphy.gif
Dat1dadguy
Yeah! That!
zirrah
The frozen pizzas are my favorite. How fucking hard is it to bake a frozen pizza lol
Rebar77
Never use the broiler when the main element dies. "Well that's an element too!" Carry's on the quest for pizza when drunk/stoned. :)
cyno01
Its not, but if the timer isnt very loud and youre making a frozen pizza while drunk at 2am and fall asleep...
NoCheez4u
Are those lids in the ceiling from pressure cookers/pots?, otherwise i can't find a reason for them to be stuck in the ceiling.
AliasPR
That indeed was a pressure cooker bursting. They'd be lucky if someone wasn't injured during the explosion
thecreep1ngbam
Who the hell boiled a plastic kettle on the stove??
Saxxon92
How else do you boil the water you retard? /s
thecreep1ngbam
You don't put plastic kettles on stoves
justthetip1221
How the fuck do you catch spaghetti on fire
meankittykat10
Keep flame on high, with spaghetti overhanging edge of pan; walk away.
TheRealAngelS
Not hard at all. They burn quite well. You can use them to light candles and stuff that's uncomfy to reach with normal matches/lighter.
Saxxon92
A pot thats too small with not enough water
NuggetFucker3000
When you feel your knees week, arms are heavy.
sepredia
By being a savage and not having the water heated before putting in the pasta.
ZiggyStardust80085
On a gas stove it really is pretty easy
ottman001
My first girlfriend managed to burn spaghetti by having it sticking out of the pot on high heat. I thought that was impressive. But this!
Somanyquestions
Purposefully
justthetip1221
So many answers.
MandaloreIncognito
Lasaga
AGirlWhoLeaptThroughPosts
Iroshima
Gaehhn
torturrised
AnOtterBrickInTheWall
what was #13 supposed to be?
gimpycat
Looks like a bread machine with some bread-ish mess inside.
17ducks
Bread in a bread maker.
Nanaashi
That's a bread machine. You put in yeast, flour, etc. and make homemade bread. They really fucked it up.
TheEleventh
im guessing they forgot to add water
Nanaashi
For the record, it's supposed to look like a normal loaf of bread, or just pizza dough if they were cooking that, but it doesn't look like
AnOtterBrickInTheWall
As a german (and yes, we love bread) this is a calamity... I am wondering how those peeps could survive childhood.
Gaehhn
I, too, wonder on a regular basis how people can survive without the knowlegde of how to make bread and Spätzle.
ohmyapplepie
I put a kettle with a broken whistle on to boil, then promptly forgot about it. Sometime later went "what's that smell? ...OMG!" and ran 1/
ohmyapplepie
to the kitchen praying "plzdon'tbeonfireplzdon'tbeonfire". The burner had flames upto the cabinets, which were looking singed. Smacked 2/
ohmyapplepie
the kettle away, turned off the burner & covered it with a metal pot lid. Scariest damn thing. The stupid fire detectors didn't go off. 3/
ohmyapplepie
And yeah, I checked them after and the batteries were fine. I never leave anything unattended in the kitchen now. Lesson learned.
fucklordmightythethird
Smoke detectors, not fire detectors.
ohmyapplepie
Depends where you live. Like bubbler vs. fountain or coke vs. soda vs. pop.