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1st one: https://imgur.com/gallery/p9Rfm
2nd one: https://imgur.com/gallery/ED7Ea
Finally got a chance to do another one!
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Bite is effective because it's a dark attack. The takeaway is that if you want to get rid of ghosts send in the biggest jerk you can find.
hugohugoyeayea
Ratbird is insanely catchy
Tashchick
YetAnotherAverageUserName
I don't always send accidental dick pics...but when I do, it's to my boss. *sips wine*
OPsMomzMySource
These are golden!!!
pattymac
These were all new to me and made my night so much better thank you
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
Damn snowflakes!
Bigbowlofcobwebs
This is a genuinely hilarious collection
kobayashichan
I don't have a twitter but if I did yeah
kromosdomos
Ok, let's clarify something. Pigeons are Ratbirds, Bats are midget Wolfbirds. Correct nomenclature people!
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
some of these are from this month and some of them are from 5 years ago....
GamermanRPGKing
#3 I guess he gave his love a bad name
bxnutmeg
Lost it at "Ratbird." +1
grovberg
http://cloudywithachanceofmeatballs.wikia.com/wiki/Ratbirds?file=Ratbird.png
Zugoola
It takes a special kind of person to get that post
twothousandofsomething
I just cackled for a few minutes while my wife stared at me - apparently it wasn't so funny to her
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
What is that supposed to be in tune of?
razetherunner
Blackbird by The Beatles
ItsNotLenticular
I don't get the BBQ one... someone explain?
geekyisland
Dead zoo animals are now BBQ
Farore
Found the vegan! ;)
ItsNotLenticular
Most definitely not a vegan... just didn't follow the joke. I get it now, thank you :D
voudosam
lol i didnt get it until i read your comment (and yes, vegan)
beanssssssss
Not a lot of posts make me laugh quite like this
inmat
twitter: like stand-up comedy but for introverts
Lavi3
Can you explain #15 to a friend of mine?
beanssssssss
There's a thing written about Jesus and a man, where the man is in heaven and Jesus and the man are looking at his life timeline, which 1/?
beanssssssss
Is represented by footprints in the sand. At one point, the man notices only one set of footprints. He thinks Jesus abandoned him during 2/?
beanssssssss
That time in his life. Jesus responds that instead, the single track of footprints was because Jesus was carrying the man.
beanssssssss
#15 is fucking hilarious because it implies that the man tripped and fell and Jesus kept walking for a bit before noticing that the man 4/?