ThePhantom777
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Mar 10, 2018 3:41 AM
ThePhantom777
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OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
Someone’ll just poop on it
tslttry
Ahh yes the “toepener”
amipsycho
hehe.. toe pener
PorneliusHubertII
My question is why aren't more bathroom doors push to open from the inside.
PerhapsAnotherPerspective
I think it'd be more likely to cause problems for people walking by the bathroom (usually in hallways) who aren't suspecting a door to open
SnackPacks
Scuffs your shoes
MayorMcWeed
Am I the only one using telekinesis to open doors?
Myowngrampa
Naw professor X
InfinityArchive
Ha! Pleb! I phase through reality thus no need for doors!!
Tohob
i like the ones where there is no door, just a U-shaped hallway entrance.
SnowMongoose
Like at Costco!
SlothOfDanger
Real men grab door handles with their teeth
Predacane35
Penis*
kelvinbellrose
Anus
LobsterBandito
BloodyStoopidJohnson
You're on one foot, and some panicky yahoo, comes running in... And now you're on the bathroom floor
cousteau
Ah yes, pedal-action EVERYTHING! I don't want to touch nasty stuff with nasty hands and seriously, motion sensors suck.
HiImAGuy
I just use a paper towel to grab the handle
CyranoDeBurlapSack
I've walked around a semi public bathroom without shoes on before.
KresblainTheMagician
I've walked around a public bathroom with semi shoes on before.
AwwDamn321
@OP is a dense one.
hamfrozensolid
Or, you know.... automatic doors.
Bumblebreezy
Its all fun and games until someone pushes the door open right when you put your foot there
PorneliusHubertII
The ones we have you have to step on them. Anyone walking into the bathroom will be walking into a door.
Shikari23
Or when it ruins a good shoe
Meusernamegoeshere
I've seen doors with a handle that extends out so you can hook it with your wrist/forearm
MAYORofTITTYciti
Or, hear me out the door exiting the bathroom should swing out words
TheTimesTheyAreAChangin
Why not have all bathroom doors push to exit?
JayB662
Or they could just open outward
letsnotgothere
YES! Why do all restroom doors open inward, it's so fucking weird. Just let me shoulder the door open when i'm leaving!
PerhapsAnotherPerspective
I think it's foot traffic. If the door opened out into the hallway you'd be more likely to hit an unsuspecting person walking by.
cousteau
So that you have to climb the toilet to open the door to get out.
Affirmo
Usually its a safety thing, if the door opens outward it could be blocked by something
ImanerdDontjudgeme
I was told the opposite: it's safer to have push doors because if you're running from a fire, you'd want to shoulder your way out asap.
JoeSchmew
Massive trip hazard
Ovadiah
Until you snap your ankle when your opening the door as someone barges in
R3ADER
Just make all of them open outward without a locking mechanism so you can kick or push it open with your elbow.
munkeycmunkeydo
I don’t know why we don’t have a system where you push the door instead of pulling to leave the toilet.
mritty
Standard in all bathrooms should be pull to enter, push to leave.
Kay2015
Hate to tell you this...but people who don't wash their hands touch every other doorhandle as well.
katsumiblisk
Here in the US every door anywhere opens outwards except restroom doors. The one place you need to be able to push a door . . .
Xenarion
Why? Only cleaned hand should touch the inner handle.
ScrippyChan
The doors just need to be pulled open when going INTO the bathroom. Problem solved.
battlepants
Or just pull to enter, push to leave. Kick open the door instead. Seems a lot easier than installing this potential shin gouger.
Dadof4
Its to open the door without using your hands...b/c some people don't watch their hands after touching their private parts
FromDenmarkWithHate
If it's my first pee of the day after showering and being out and about, my hands are a LOT filthier than my dick. Wash hands before.
squirrelkng
Sc00ba5teeve
I stock produce. Customer in bathroom shitting. Finishes, leaves without washing. Picking through my goddamn veggies 5 mins later. Every day
Thecynicalspud
That's why you wash veggies and fruit as the first part of prep. also to get rid of any other nasty shit.
erdogansfatpinkpusspuss
You do run the risk of getting your foot smashed by someone opening the door from the other side.
Dadof4
WASH!!!! FUCK
WhereRebelsAre
ginobilisfingerroll
Shifuede
Or their poop knife
NonreflectiveFrienderino
ThracianHorsemen
why do i need to watch my hands when my phone tells the time ?
riftventdweller
Yup. I personally find it disgusting, and yet...
BewilderedBeaver
I watch them them closely. Especially, when there is brown stuff on it that gets smeared on handles.
terithian
My coworker told me today about another coworker who once just announced "my penis is the cleanest thing I own!" and left. Some people, man.
Keiliana
I watch my hands while touching my private parts
Predacane35
Golden hand shower
TheMachineKill3r
I am a private part *x files into*
gofuyose
I never watch them
WellBehavedZombie
Do you look away to hide the shame?
BatmanAndCradleRobin
rowm
Well if everyone’s body has fought off the bacteria that you can get from doing so, there’s actually no point in washing your hands.
TakeMeToFrontPageAndBackFiveTimesADay
Diarrhoea and cholera are things that happen
rowm
Could*
TakeMeToFrontPageAndBackFiveTimesADay
They will happen if no one washes
BYBT
Half right, private parts aren't dirty. The germs come from them touching everything else during the day, and then the door.
NapkinBob
I think we can safely argue that some peoples private parts ARE dirty.
Sortros
Also there are the whole poo thing.
NapkinBob
Are you sure you're wiping correctly?
Sortros
Wiping? I do more like, a digging motion.