SaltySpartan117
247358
7310
173
Sep 26, 2015 3:10 PM
SaltySpartan117
247358
7310
173
perihelios
Damn, looks like it's starting to rain..
IGoodSurgeonZeBest
FA, MULAN!?
dragonthingy
The last gif should have her dad say "Why you not a Doctor yet?"
fyrfliz
How many times I wished my father would have said this to me
8bitTunes
She never became a princess though
ifightevilthings
My guilty pleasure is watching Barbie movies. Shits good yo
TardisBatman
Let it be known that I ENJOY THESE MOVIES! So beautifully animated
Rottingchickensmell
Oh shit. Getting emotional on the bus.
Kopachris
Are you familiar with the writings of Shan-Yu?
SupaCabra
This was on last night. Love it
VickVone
What do you call a cow on grass?
VickVone
http://advancedgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/772-Mulan.jpg Mulan.
H0wl
However Mulan is not a princess and her love interest is a Captain. Good movie though. Eddie Murphey was still at his prime.
Cheomesh
I FUCKING LOVE MULAN. K?
PartyPooperLiterally
This gif is a perfect fit for this
ShazWasHere
sooo KAWAII! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
forgetsmcs
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
minizeries
Don't forget, folks: it's on Netflix! (And, currently, playing on my TV.)
vermilionskye
I started watching it immediately after reading this post!
minizeries
I maybe did the same thing. Maybe. Probably. Definitely.
derschweiz
Milan is the shit. She's such a badass
Wasindear
que?
derschweiz
Mulan, ducking autocorrect...
jrau18
que?
aquaticMisanthrope
Cesar Millan? The dog whisperer? Yeah, he's neat, but I fail to see how it's relevant....
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
But Mulan wasn't a princess. That's part of what makes her the most badass Disney character.
distilledwill
Oh come now - I think by now the term "Disney Princess" has come to mean primary female characters in Disney films.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
I thought it was just: main character who is largely useless and part of the nobility. Which is why Kuzco gets added to the list.
havesummathis
Kuzco is definitely a princess.
CaptainCuntPunch
I wonder what her reflection shows ?
IPostJAV
How is that a guilty pleasure?
Dunes8
"Let's get down to business..."
RedWineAndSkyrim
"To defeat...the Huns"
SiriusBlacksBitch
To defeat.. THE HUUUUNNNNS
preaction
Did they send me daughters
StingrayNine
When i asked... for sons!
Dawnstempest
You're the saddest bunch I ever met, but you can bet before we're through Mister, I'll make a man, out of you.
atkinsongl
AND I JUST CAAANN'T WAAIITT TO BEEE KIIIIINNGG!!!
djmoonbass
Fuck you
atkinsongl
You...I like you.. +1
Germurican
CanadianMooseRider
I think imgur wants me to do 3 things. Watch disney princess movies, watch scrubs and that adventure cartoon
aknick77
As a 23 year old male, Disney princess movies are my favorite movies
PrimeMinisterSalem
Do Disney presidents count?
aknick77
Not gonna lie....that went over my head and have no idea what you're talking about.
PrimeMinisterSalem
President Von Schweetz.
RedWineAndSkyrim
Mulan is a unique disney film, in that the villain isn't the biggest jerk in the movie
Dawnstempest
Oh he is, there's just more than one villain in the movie, and they take different forms with different goals.
RedWineAndSkyrim
Shan Yu was pretty mean, but he didn't cause me to feel the urge to strangle like Chi-Fu did
Dawnstempest
Shan Yu killed an entire town, men, women and children all. He was way beyond "pretty mean". Chi-Fu was a bureaucrat who was stuck up.
Dawnstempest
And was very bad at his job, at least when he was with the Generals' son.
musicmovinme
You're my type of Space Cowboy
TenNineYellowColdSadPurple
Had my wedding at my aunts, some kids were watching this inside. Put whole evening on hold to sing "Make a man out of you" w/ my party/fam
BlindBookWorm
Just got married last weekend, my bridesmaids sang the entire song as part of the toasts.
TenNineYellowColdSadPurple
Sounds awesome :)
havesummathis
If your fiance/husband was a virgin, that seems pretty apropos.
TheNextGuy
could be a little demeaning
ohhohohhhhohh
I don't know whether I should be upset that I missed this opportunity, or happy that I wasn't a 25 year old virgin.
havesummathis
Upset. Being a 25 year old virgin would totally be worth it to have this actual situation at your wedding. Not awkward at all, either.
TenNineYellowColdSadPurple
Hahahahaha @ohhohohhhhohh I need you to weigh in on this
Babushkats
You're forgetting the "Would you like to stay for dinner?", "Would you like to stay forever?!" part, best grandma line
ILiketoLikeThings
Best line in the movie.*
thesnootbooper
The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
destinoz
Grandma really does mean forever. The family keeps their ancestors spirits on the property.
pretendertotheironthrone
You're also forgetting the scene from Parks and Recreation with Chris Pratt and network connectivity problems.
icypants
Horny grandma was the best comic relief in that film.
WeAreTheNSA
Who spit in her bean curd?
ShepskyHuskherd
My fave gma line "how lucky can they be? They're dead!"
Maelchry
But it does show the gravity of the situation when she does submit and pray to her ancestors.
keeblebrox
My fave grandma line is all of them. All of them is my favourite line.
Denvercoder09
"SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT WAR!"
AsinusAdLyram
You forgot the "Woo!"
IMakeAKillerMacAndCheese
Now that's the best g-ma line. I lol'd
tiduszecht
"YEP! THIS CRICKET'S A LUCKY ONE!!!"
IMakeAKillerMacAndCheese
"Who spit in her bean curd?"
buttonsmashing
You don't meet a girl like in every dynasty.
corvettee01
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdyDUMfEhTY
fluxclusive
Everybody join in.... LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!... TO DEFEAT...
battleplans
... THIS PUN.
Dawnstempest
THE HUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?
srslydude
YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I'VE EVER SEEN, BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH, SOMEHOW I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!!!
younocall
As an Asian male who's gone to war (AFG) twice, I did not get this treatment.
owlest
well did you save China?
younocall
I guess it all boils down to saving China, becoming a doctor, or becoming a lawyer, doesn't it?
atzanteotl
Probably because you didn't bring back the sword of Shan-Yu or the crest of the Emperor for your dad.
havesummathis
And you weren't secretly a girl.
younocall
Don't make assumptions. You don't know me!
SGRogers
Said no Chinese man ever.
RefriedBeans
Oh man is this true. I actually wince a but at this part because it's so unrealistic
tracereading
no modern Chinese man, anyway.
Mimsey
Let's generalize 1 billion+ people. What could go wrong?
Histrionical
It's not a racist issue, it's a sexist issue. People within the mentioned population really do have a problem with this.
SGRogers
Ask their government and its One Child Policy.
Mimsey
Which is gender neutral, iirc. And if the government/leaders decide this, Americans, Russians, FEMINISTS, etc are all monstrous people.
DogsEatDogfood
FilthyMirelurks
As an Asian, I can relate to this so much.
Ayxu22
☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT
SKhaaaaaaaaan
Bruhhhh
Vespy
The internet gives me the impression that being culturally SE-Asian is a lot like being in either a cult or the mafia.
myr14d
As a Chinese guy, usually I make an amusing comment here but... nah, Fuck you.
Magster2004
I married a Chinese guy. He's an amazing husband and father.
ihazanaccount
holy harsh batman :(
ilovebutterscotch
Or russian
46853
Well, you either have a boy or an abortion
dejavu85308
Never had the chance... Daughters don't get to that age
MLEMInTinyLetters
WhatTheDormouseSaid
"Why you no emperor then? Why you no own china then? I have no daughter." Actual Mr. Fa
VioletCrow
"Shan-Yu? Shan-U? U??? U stand for unacceptable! Why you no get sword of Shan-A? Why no A? Don't come home!"
CrankyCat
I had this doctor roommate once who's name started with F and her last name was Yu, so I'd get mail for Dr. F U... I always laughed.
jalex1215
Are you doctor yet?
Venerabela
No, Dad... I'm 12!
ThatsPermanent
That would depend on the dowry....
Empresswrath
As a Chinese female, confirmed!
Chesichi
As another Chinese female, -hugs-
thefatlonelyjew
as a guy who is currently fantasizing about quitting his job with his Korean boss... well i mean he's not chinese but still
crps
They even had to take a Korean/Japanese to voice him, because no Chinese would ever say that out loud.
ihazanaccount
man this is why I really wish we had a sarcasm font for the internet.
BaysideClassof93
How is it possible the sarcasm has been missed by so many?
KateUptonsNipples
I don't think your sarcasm came across too well
crps
my sarcasm level was a bit to high i think.
crps
*too
Zygro
can somebody confirm/source this? I don't want it to be true
phongguy
sauce http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0644902/?ref_=tt_cl_t4 he is korean
crps
It isn't true, just as it isn't true that no Chinese man ever has said such phrase to his daughter. It was meant in a sarcastic way.
thetonestarr
He's Korean.
crps
You are right, my bad, on imdb there was written that he was born in Japan, but raised in Korea.
Rogahar
That's sad if true but after an exhaustive Googling I can't find any sauce. Any chance of some?
phongguy
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0644902/?ref_=tt_cl_t4 it's true, he is korean
crps
It isn't true, just as it isn't true that no Chinese man ever has said such phrase to his daughter. It was meant in a sarcastic way.
Rogahar
(Besides his VA being a Korean guy but that's not proof in itself)