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Mar 8, 2016 10:55 PM
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mellowdrama
Kyle just used up his 'cried "Wolf!"' card.
Vegainthemirror
I can't help but feel this guy is an ass
somethingnondescript0
It's from Chili's though. He'll pay for it later.
bvheck
I can't figure out what would make me feel worse: being stood up, or pulling this shit
WisdomPlaytime
If I tried something like this it would wreak havoc on my self esteem & emotional & social & mental health. Totally not worth it.
NotAmused1001
Or, and hear me out. you could just NOT be pathetic and eat?
LuckyDay
yeah...I may not be rich, but i'm not SOOO poor that I'd rather pay for my dessert with humiliation.
tmanner
nice of the waiter bad on you bud that shits not cool to pull on a guy
HoriOri
Pretty scumbag maneuver. You wasted an entire evening to pike a few bucks out of a restaurant you selfish loser.
Upinthecold
And entertain us. Don't forget that. That is an important part of it ;-)
lDAHO
Can't you read?! He was stood up! He was waiting for Jamie! You shellfish grouper.
SofaKingSpecial
Kyle Baldinger, emotional parasite.
circa1984
This deserves more up votes. Emotional parasite is so apt.
SkeetSkeetPattyMayonnaise
I feel like he really got stood up but just played it off like he just wanted some free food.
retunedspider287
and updated his Twitter 100 times
AMartianPotato
Would have been so awesome if a girl who follows him figured out the restaurant and showed up like "Hi Kyle, I'm so sorry I'm late. Traffic"
WisdomPlaytime
Awesome. Then he'd have to pay for 2 meals instead of saving $ on one. Joke's on him!
Hypercube9
Actually, if a Jamie finally showed up & passionately kissed him I think the waitstaff would've loved the happy ending & comped him!
Carmichael106
Folks, there are easier and more ethical ways of getting a free dessert. Create a junk email account and sign up for Chili's emailing list.
nycterelis
Ive been stood up before. I nervously ate and tried to get out as soon as possible. Left the waitor a 100% tip as hush money.
Drnstvns
Way to exploit the kindness of others. Now any time some really is stood up and needs sympathy they'll get disbelief and disgust. NICE!
JAFIOI
If you'd rather do this than fork out a few bucks for dessert, it's probably why you're eating in a restaurant alone in the first place.
UsernameMatt
Minor league psychopath to do all that lying successfully. Minor league impressed over here.
paddlethepinkcanoe
You know if you sign up for their rewards club you get a free dessert...you didn't have to do any of that.
Upinthecold
Someone should enter just as he leave and ask for him, show them her dead phone and a torn sweater, claim attempted mugging, and profit!
shuttlecockinakumquat
And just as they're about to completely break, grab their shoulder and point at the cameraman outside. "OH! You got us! HAHAHA".
mybrothersmario
"It's just a prank bro"
Nahxela
Gotta break into tears when told of his recent departure
TheJellybeanBanker
Anyone up for trying this with me?
Never2L4te
mouahahahaha - Source: me
littleslo
As a server...that's shitty to take up the table like that
Vacationdad
Plus if you take a date to Chili's you probably deserve to be stood up. I'm not saying you have to go Michelin star, but, come on.
nightletters
If it wasn't busy, probably wouldn't have been a big deal, but otherwise.. yea.
TylerLinton
At my job he would have cost me 100 dollars taking 1/3 of my tables.
cowboys5xsbs
Wow a whole hundred dollars!!!!!
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BagelBro
Have some failed mental capacities there buddy?
CObullUshitGH
bo ho?
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CObullUshitGH
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CObullUshitGH
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MrGoombah
Was literally asked to leave when I was stood up by my date once. I was hungry so I took my money elsewhere.
WisdomPlaytime
What was the name of the restaurant that asked you to leave?
MrGoombah
Lemongrass
itsbre
How long were you there, and did you order while you waited? If you sat there without ordering for 2 hours, I'd understand.
HereComesAutism
Friend caught in traffic; bartender came over to say "Ma'am, are you all right? You're kinda um, bumming the other customers out.."
AH64APACHE
I unintentionally looked sad at a Wendy's on New Year's Eve waiting for my date. And a old employees gave me a ice cream cone to cheer up
HigherLaws
Clever idea, but I have to regretfully say that it's taking advantage of the kindness of others.
CObullUshitGH
Thats what conning is.
tanadarko
Yeah, and that might have come out of his servers very small paycheck. I hope this guy left a fuckin' tip.
guilhermedidi
I.E. being a dick
eliottsworld
I started feeling bad, but then I remembered that this is all a dirty lie.
LariCheltsy
I hope you at least fuckin tipped, Baldinger!
itsmeejamielee
I was also wondering if he tipped... but since he said "ticket" instead of "bill" I'm thinking he's not from America
hquadrat
Oh, I had no idea what parking had to do with it!
Tyrannotron
Tipped really big, since you took up way more time at that table than normal, and it's possible the meal came out of the waiters pocket.
RocketBox69
Or a manager comped it
Tyrannotron
Well yeah, I said it was possible, not that it definitely happened.
ScicleX
Most servers only get a limited section of tables for the night, taking up his take for this plot would have hit his pay pretty bad.
Tyrannotron
Yeah, I would think so. But who cares about who you're taking money from when you could potentially get free dessert, right?
shakakahn9
if it's a chain restaurant, then i can promise you it didn't unless the server decided to pay. manager would've comped it. source: I serve
mybrothersmario
Looks to be chillis, also that burger looks better than anything I've ever gotten there..
DanielReader
I used to work at one of the few Chilis in the UK, brought back memories. Except I normally had close to a bowl of Blue Cheese with my order
Misora
Used to serve. Never had the manager comp a ticket for me unless something when horribly, boiling soup (no joke) in a customer's lap wrong.
Misora
Even got in trouble when there was a delay in a secret shopper's order for not comping dessert. I asked if we could, manager said no.
shakakahn9
really? cause i used to be a manager at O'Charley's and we comped everything. i now serve at Olive Garden. had a customer not pay tonight 1
shakakahn9
and my manager comped the entire bill. 2/2
captinsaveem
For a second I thought I was learning a new bad word. "Baldinger!"
MrPorker
It isn't? :( I hoped it ment something like penny pincher.
Orpheusko
It's the guys name
ImTheDroidYoureLookingFor
Whispers* Let us make it be a new bad word...*
LariCheltsy
Seconded.
GreenGoblinKrunch
Thirded. Please go to Urban Dictionary :)
LariCheltsy
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beastofbeauty
As a woman this wouldn't work. You'd get the bill.. with a number
Schmaron
Yup. That's why I'm not trying this shit
WisdomPlaytime
Why would it work for a man but not for a woman?
beastofbeauty
I think men would see single if it were a woman who got stood up. They'd be like perfect time to sweep in!
WisdomPlaytime
Yes but why would they have sympathy for a stood-up guy and give him a free meal, but not a woman?
Alterburner
He got lucky that he got a "waiter", instead of a waitress... no?
beastofbeauty
No way, I see the same result either way. Maybe we should make this guy try it out!
Alterburner
A "waitress" could probably think like: you did something to her, since you got stood up... -> I'm just theorizing here xD
nicco179
I became uncomfortable reading through this right around the waiter saying "traffic really bad over by the 255"
rik13
Of all the places.. You chose a fuckin chili's.
Erigann
Now the guys who really get stood up, they won't even get a free dessert. You ruined it for all of them
thegr8rambino
Test
Grimrir
I don't want your pity! Fuck you! *slams down enough cash for ticket and tip* shut up! I'm not crying, you're crying...
LetheTheArtificer
It's okay, that way they will know their loneliness even more and find it in themselves to never trust the outernet again.
2flower
I never get free desserts like that anyway (not that I really aimed for one). The tip is not correct.
ExFunBoy27
No no its fine, we needed to know
ionfuckwitchu
This is why society is so imperfect. Handfuls of assholes and sociopaths undermine general trust and ability to cooperate.
ravnicrasol
The question is whether the many ought to get fucked over because of the few or the few can take advantage of the kindness of the many.
shutthefuckupbeforeiattackyou
Who the fuck cares about one free dessert? Jesus christ this community makes me cringe
PamelaSplooshPoovey
But look at all the people who were so nice to him! I mean, he was a lying twit, but they were so sweet!
thegr8rambino
JD.
diehardlance
This is why airlines don't help people out with family emergencies anymore.
Phenomeno
I feel like prank channels add to this. Nobody believe a situation is real so I don't think they act like they actually should/would.
Nova5269
Until the time someone does and the prank goes horribly wrong.
MimzytheBun
What really kills my faith in humanity is that guy who tried to help a fellow driver off the road in a snowstorm and the driver SHOT HIM.
S4telliteJ4ck
Drunk driving. Just don't.
Bustamanteh
What the heck?
MimzytheBun
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/good-samaritan-shot-and-killed-by-the-intoxicated-driver-stuck-in-a-snowstorm-he-was-trying-to-help
UrsaUrsa
For fucks sake... :( Can that fucker be sentenced to life in prison?
WisdomPlaytime
:'(
MileHighLivin
Sounds like something a sociopath would know to mimic and say.
Applepotamus
Sounds like something a synth would say
flippywizgig
That sounds like something a sociopath would say to cast doubt on someone else to avoid scrutiny.
MileHighLivin
Sounds like something my psychiatrist would say.
flippywizgig
Is he/she a sociopath?
SnowAndShadows
Even if he was faking it and I knew I'd still find a way to feel bad for him (felt bad for him reading this)
dmoore182
He's still at a restaurant alone.
SnowAndShadows
Yaaaa... and he can only do this because he doesn't have a date
dmoore182
And you'd have to do this on a weekend for it to be more believable. So the waiter should feel bad for him.
BIC777
This seems like a lot more trouble than a free dessert is worth.
yenmizynot
Especially at Chili's. Gross.
lurklurkingmclurk
Not to mention is a dick move by lying to those nice waiters.
GarageQueen
And tying up a table for 2 sets of diners during the dinner rush. Cost the restaurant money and the waiters their tips.
Fatherdoodle
It's just a prank bro
FanofFanFan
Pretty scumbag thing to do. But scumbags aren't going to change i guess.
playstation360
Only way to make it right is come clean after, pay, and tip well.
ThePLURicane
Especially at chillis
CyricV
The joy is mostly in the journey.
Snoot92
Are you kidding? This sounds fun as shit.
Acefighter1
depends in what subjective light on reality. it only seems like a lot cause he wrote every thought w/Pics!
agrady1995
Well, it entertained me enough :)
madtraumatechstrictlypeds
He did it in the name of science sir. Science
drfarren
I don't know, he got so spend a relatively peaceful time out, away from home and computer. Don't like his dishonesty, though
lynnkm
but it was a free meal tho!
Dildar990
Ikr i dont even like dessert that much.
hyperbolichumility
Not if you love what you do!
AT0M1CDRAG0N
I don't think you have grasped the concept of free dessert
tomyironmane
Well, you play your cards right, eat in the right places, you might get a free date. Gotta convey the feels without looking pathetic, though
TheGreatResurrectorofThreads
This would make me depressed just acting it.
dissykurosu
That sounds like the talk of someone who doesn't want free cake.
SherpaRage
Acting experience and a free meal, ImOkayWithThis.jpeg
thegr8rambino
Lel
ILikeCoffeeNotJava
But it does seem like fun! Social experiments always are
ProbablyDrunkAgain
No shit, this person has no value on their time. Must be unemployed/writer/twttierdouche/garbage.
tomyironmane
... seriously, one tried to sell him water filters. He quoted them the regulations on municipal water supply every time they made a claim.
tomyironmane
Please, my dad was an engineer, made good money... still took time to mess with telemarketers. Everyone needs a hobby.
DongSayaDae
Why act though? Just go out and ask someone out - you win either way she does !
PedanticAndIKnowIt
It's totally not, he just hammed it up for suspense. Once someone is like half an hour late you'll get free stuff,.
Feanor19
My sis waited on a guy who's date never appeared. He was with his parents, he gave her the chocolate he brought for his date. Guy was 45ish
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
i think that was supposed to be the humor behind it. hamming what actually happened b/c the original idea is ludicrous.
460Handcannon
Id rather work for 15 minutes than sit with my thumb up my ass for an hour.
LaikaTheSpaceBitch
Yeah, but you get to manipulate people's feelings and emotions!!! Should... Should I seek help?
Cere4l
Yes, manipulating peoples feelings and emotions is more fun with two. Where shall we meet?
playstation360
You must only use your power to annoy.
LaikaTheSpaceBitch
What would be a good super hero name?
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LaikaTheSpaceBitch
Awesome.
TheCommunistComrade
Hello sociopath
LaikaTheSpaceBitch
Some one rang? Or was this just the voices in my head?
ZaneDonovan
Join ussssss
TheCommunistComrade
Funny story I used to think I was a sociopath, because I don't feel anger or the related, so when I'm down I feel completely empty 1/2
TheCommunistComrade
But then I started being happy again and I realized I'm not a sociopath at all, I just don't feel some emotions.
fayseman
Also, I hate this guy. The lesson here: never feel bad for anyone cuz it's all a damn lie
Ryebread91
Just like the lemons!
dwilson0725
I'd feel bad for him, whether he's telling the truth or is a liar. Wouldn't give him a free meal either way...
KangInDaNarth
Dont even feel bad for yourself.
DaShaka9
Don't even feel bad about yourself not feeling bad about not feeling bad about yourself
wellthisjustgotinteresting
I know for a fact that I'm a damn lie.
DankS0uls
Fuck that, in doing this every meal.
jab30
Free meal for the mere price of dignity/pride?? Seems like a fair trade to me!
tomyironmane
Like you didn't cash that in the moment you hit the dating scene....
secretoaster
Free meal, you mean. I'll be eating for free for the next week, I suppose.
allstardelta
ಠ_ಥ
youbetter
no you wont. you will be paying for the food with acting. :P
ThronesWoven
i would hate myself more than i usually do
UntoTheBreach
Excellent. Now channel that self hatred into getting more free meals.
Brotzbertz
But if you post it online we would love you more than we usually do
CanadianMooseRider
I would despise of myself more than i already do
Rheios
I would hate you both as much as you'd deserve.
rowdynoo
I'll take you on a date if you want a free meal and some company
secretoaster
You do know I'm like Ron Swanson, right?
rowdynoo
So you're basically my hero?
TheCommunistComrade
Sometimes I wish you could take your friends on dates without seeming like you want something. I like 1 on 1 time with anyone.
rowdynoo
Right? I love friend dates! They're the best.
cowsandstuff
I went on 'dates' with my best friend several times, just being friendly. My bf and his gf didnt seem to like it too much tho
secretoaster
I actually like this too. I took some girl's out from work, and they want to give me road head. That's not safe.
JustHereForTheWorkStories
If you're looking for sympathy you won't find it here
vanfem
Ha! Being heartbroken and sad is my specialty. This one's in the bag.
ThingsTrumpSays
Yea if you ever show up to Chili's 'Jamie'. I'm waiting.
ThatJerkYouKnow
Lol I couldn't be that pathetic and cringey for under 500 bucks. I'd rather just shell out the 60 bucks and keep my time and respect lol
AlkeneThiol
This is a very complex gimmick. Impressive.
Tofubutton
Honestly, kinda seems like a fun experiment to do on a night alone. Douchey, but not cringey.
RichterCa
60 bucks?! How much Chili's are you eating?
pencilv3ster
Lol
Asentum
Enough for my balls to grow antlers
RiVenoX
when your body immediately rejects it forcing you to throw up in the bathroom, its amazing how much shitty food you can jam down your gullet
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
Are you saying Chili's is shitty??? I'll catch a body over someone disrespecting chili's. Chili's is great goddammit
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dand139
Not is you!
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