Raspberrywaffles
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Just an old lady and her 2 snakes
Mar 30, 2017 12:58 AM
Raspberrywaffles
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rentedmule2442
See folks, people have always been batshit crazy.
theitinerantnaturalist
Stop with the fear-mongering: constrictor attacks are even rarer than shark attacks.
Klanmamma
Beautiful snakes :D
Smwillis
Nope
HandsomeJack19
No one ever visits me any more.
truthsmiles
"Nobody ever asked why she purchased two goats every month..."
nj23dublin
We all know how this will end
njullpointer
the snakes are going "we're totally going to eat her, right?" "yeah, one hip fall... that's all it takessss"
UltraXar
*cue weird porn music
zirkrha
I don't know why, but everything with granny is always fat
JerkingAndLurking
Massive snakes. What is she feeding them Indonesian guys?
theshoeminator
Holy shit, I want that treehouse thingy!
InappropriateObservation
She has a nice yard
slamdance7
Granny likes her snakes thick 'n' long.
monstermashedpotatos
My anaconda don't want some unless you got Medicaid
BroganAdams
Wait a minute, she volunteered to watch my car while I was on this vacation!
EitherImRightOrYoureWrong
Does she live near Lake Placid?
gerthzilla
That was filmed in my backyard pretty much
MJ02
These snakes are obviously American.
devotedlypurple
Thems is some fatass snakes
RavennaMagnus
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
ariefbs
I just hope this former pet of mine http://imgur.com/b3n83Ql gonna grow up like those 2
GeraltazRivii
SNEK SNEEEEEK
MrOni
She couldn't handle a boa let alone 2 burmese pythons.
IIIHalezIII
she must not have heard about that dude in Indonesia recently.. who was snake food when they found him in the snakes stomach up to his boots
Lucidacide
You can tell they're well fed. I wonder with what exactly
Raspberrywaffles
People
CaptainCale
Grandkids who don't call.
ChinaMike808
Well, she is, I think pretty safe, as both snakes look as if they fed on an entire litter of baby pigs.
spaceballstheusernameisalreadytaken
Magpiebones
That's no way to treat a nice old lady.
DadApproved
I know her. We were giving away kittens and she took all five.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JHS7po8pGz94TgQ/giphy.gif
finallyonimgur
Wait a second...
SexualConsent
Whoa there Satan
Lulabel73
JuanStamos
fe1od1or
EmeraldEsq
I love you.
leftyshuckles
heavymachinery
I would hate to see what she did with them. At the same time I wouldn't turn away
DoomSkuller
She ate them.
BaselessRumors
PsychopompGecko
What is that from, anyway?
TomBrokaw
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/cat.gif
bunduz
Sick pythons bro.
NickBlight
I wonder if she wants to be eaten by them when she goes.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
something tells me that's HOW she'll go
ChristopherKostyshyn
Why not both?