Jul 26, 2016 2:28 AM
MyHuevosBringsAllDaGrls2DaYardAndDamnRightTheyreCoveredInSauce
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DikembeCookieMonsterMutombo
Huh so I've been making buttery nipples wrong this whole time, I guess my nipples will just have to live with it.
NSAdhityaP
Black russia, just added 1oz of cream or half&half..good taste they also call it white russia
AdamGenesis
I love Washington Apple. Soooo good!
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Septic Tank. 1/2 Kahlua, 1/2 Lemon koolaid. The Kahlua sinks and looks like shit in piss. Pretty good too, actually.
Hakosukaz
Could I get one of each?
DatToni
Or you just chug down the 5€ vodka like any sane person <.<
phunkyeah
Alabama slammer sounds like a red neck sex move
TallDude
Upop Op: I hate "shots". Drinking purely for the sake of getting drunk, and not enjoying the alcohol is immature.
Pomegranitepuckerpoop
What, no duck fart?
MikeHawksDragon
+1. Sang your username in my head.
lokishadowgirl
Vodka. give me vodka
Fyrjefe
The "Baby Guinness" made me chuckle, just because of the image of its comparison to the pint. Alabama Slammah for me, thanks
xMajesticTurtle
When people tell me to pick a shot on Monday:
DorinaValkner
I could always use a Blow Job
Mrziffle
To show your skill, drink it without using your hands.
ZyriaTheGreat
"I give you...a Blow Job. Why do you always make me make that?"
JeroenMathon
I am missing the flatliner
MrMcGeeIn3D
Scotch.
Bertiebox
It's Tuesday
gotchasucka
Whaddya got that uses cheap vodka, ketchup and tap water?
youdknowifitwasyourbusiness
We call it the drunk college girl special.
MeowWoof
Sounds like a bloody mary to me.
BlumkinSpiceLatte
Well let me get my monocle, Mr. Fancy Pants
NapoleonDynOmite
Free vomit
DIPPSHIT
Bad decisions.
JosephTheSticky
It's called the miscarriage.
cbjfan
Damn that is a high quality gif
cultroconfodere
Thats the spinal tap
Maldraek
I had posters in college, too.
JBattlehound
So i've been making snakebites wrong this whole time?
doobieornotdoobie
I've been waiting for an excuse to buy a liquor cabinet
neverforgetthefuture
Heisenbergerandfries
Whiskey, thanks.
im2drunk4this
Upvote for Huevos
Brionyrae
Jokes on you, I'm already drunk
GuitarMuscles
You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take
2shy4you
I'll pick the one thats an actual shot and not a shooter thanks.
IdiotPatrol
Whiskey.
Agent
Keep the glass. Just the bottle.
TheGhostMinx
I think I found the last drink I'll have. Some good ol' Irish whisky.
pawdraig
Got asked for a shot of four horsemen recently, made the customer look it up themselves then laughed at them. Why mix different whiskeys
thirtyhelensagree
Ahh yes, nothing tops off a night out like having a bartender laugh at you for not knowing enough about drinks!
Well wasn't doing it to be a dick, I didn't know what was in it either. But why do people do these ridiculous shots, especially not knowing
rumblephish
Why not just give him what he wanted so he can realize his mistake himself?
If you're asking for somthing that ridiculous, especially without knowing what it is you're probably not going to tip so why make the efort?
It's just going to taste like whiskey anyway. With these measurements that would be nearly 2 shots and expensive too
DikembeCookieMonsterMutombo
Huh so I've been making buttery nipples wrong this whole time, I guess my nipples will just have to live with it.
NSAdhityaP
Black russia, just added 1oz of cream or half&half..good taste they also call it white russia
AdamGenesis
I love Washington Apple. Soooo good!
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Septic Tank. 1/2 Kahlua, 1/2 Lemon koolaid. The Kahlua sinks and looks like shit in piss. Pretty good too, actually.
Hakosukaz
Could I get one of each?
DatToni
Or you just chug down the 5€ vodka like any sane person <.<
phunkyeah
Alabama slammer sounds like a red neck sex move
TallDude
Upop Op: I hate "shots". Drinking purely for the sake of getting drunk, and not enjoying the alcohol is immature.
Pomegranitepuckerpoop
What, no duck fart?
MikeHawksDragon
+1. Sang your username in my head.
lokishadowgirl
Vodka. give me vodka
Fyrjefe
The "Baby Guinness" made me chuckle, just because of the image of its comparison to the pint. Alabama Slammah for me, thanks
xMajesticTurtle
When people tell me to pick a shot on Monday:
DorinaValkner
I could always use a Blow Job
Mrziffle
To show your skill, drink it without using your hands.
ZyriaTheGreat
"I give you...a Blow Job. Why do you always make me make that?"
JeroenMathon
I am missing the flatliner
MrMcGeeIn3D
Scotch.
Bertiebox
It's Tuesday
gotchasucka
Whaddya got that uses cheap vodka, ketchup and tap water?
youdknowifitwasyourbusiness
We call it the drunk college girl special.
MeowWoof
Sounds like a bloody mary to me.
BlumkinSpiceLatte
Well let me get my monocle, Mr. Fancy Pants
NapoleonDynOmite
Free vomit
DIPPSHIT
Bad decisions.
JosephTheSticky
It's called the miscarriage.
MyHuevosBringsAllDaGrls2DaYardAndDamnRightTheyreCoveredInSauce
cbjfan
Damn that is a high quality gif
cultroconfodere
Thats the spinal tap
Maldraek
I had posters in college, too.
JBattlehound
So i've been making snakebites wrong this whole time?
doobieornotdoobie
I've been waiting for an excuse to buy a liquor cabinet
neverforgetthefuture
Heisenbergerandfries
Whiskey, thanks.
im2drunk4this
Upvote for Huevos
Brionyrae
Jokes on you, I'm already drunk
GuitarMuscles
You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take
2shy4you
I'll pick the one thats an actual shot and not a shooter thanks.
IdiotPatrol
Whiskey.
Agent
Keep the glass. Just the bottle.
TheGhostMinx
I think I found the last drink I'll have. Some good ol' Irish whisky.
pawdraig
Got asked for a shot of four horsemen recently, made the customer look it up themselves then laughed at them. Why mix different whiskeys
thirtyhelensagree
Ahh yes, nothing tops off a night out like having a bartender laugh at you for not knowing enough about drinks!
pawdraig
Well wasn't doing it to be a dick, I didn't know what was in it either. But why do people do these ridiculous shots, especially not knowing
rumblephish
Why not just give him what he wanted so he can realize his mistake himself?
pawdraig
If you're asking for somthing that ridiculous, especially without knowing what it is you're probably not going to tip so why make the efort?
pawdraig
It's just going to taste like whiskey anyway. With these measurements that would be nearly 2 shots and expensive too