Life imitates art

Oct 5, 2018 5:57 AM

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Alfredo: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45753455

Well, guess it's time for the current Swedish royalty to fuck off and make way for the true Queen of Sweden.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait until Candy Crush gets their hands on this Saga story

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope she didn't damage it. That would be an unforgivable act of Vendelism.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a movie prop.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now we'll see the violence inherent in the system!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Saga of Saga -- new Netflix series :D

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: the little girl is American. She found the key to defeating evil overlord Trump.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honest question: can she keep it? Here in the States, they tend to confiscate things like that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. If you find things like that you have to turn it in to the appropriate authorities.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“So a lady appeared out of the water and told me to throw the sword in the lake...” “Hrald, you’ve been snacking on mushrooms again?”

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So is this girl the real reason Sweden's prime minister ousted? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45637386

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

They made a scapegoat out of him to bring attention from their fuckups from before he was elected.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, that's because the coalition of conservative parties have had some sort of hate-boner for the guy for years.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That's almost always true in like every nation... The opposition depicts the leader as the anti-christ.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

LOL , whats wrong with England?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The everything

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Year 918: ”Torulf, you klutz! Why did you bring your sword with you on your swim?” Year 2018: ”It must have been an offering to the Gods.”

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

The sword actually dates to the 400's. That's a Behmer Type-I hilt too.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The Kraken wouldn't stab itself, would it?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As you can see, the tip of that blade is curved. Its Arabic, not Scandinavian...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How much can that sword sell for?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excalibur.......

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Actually it's about the right age for some of the figures Arthur is based off of.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Based on.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quote me on that ten years from now: Disney will make a movie about it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweden's reaction:

8 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 3

I just came to see The Violence Inherent In The System

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Long may Saga reign

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She's the chosen one !

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Far as I am concerned she can run the whole United States at this point.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Righteous thought. I’m good with it, and I vote.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lady of the Lake

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crown her.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow that sword is almost as old as the earth

8 years ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 10

Only 1/4 of the vast 6000 years that the Earth has lived.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's probably killed its fair share of dinosaurs too

8 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

Sometimes it's just easier to poke them over the edge of the Earth

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Why the hell do you think it's so long?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I thought it was a dildo at first.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Only if you’re brave enough...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well it's that too. The Norse were nothing if not efficient.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That explains the laser raptors- Vikings probably

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her name is Saga? There must be a story behind that

8 years ago | Likes 702 Dislikes 1

Story in Sweden goes that she will become the warrior-queen in a few years and will issue a formal deathmatch challenge to the current king.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet it's epic.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are currently 10366 women named Saga in Sweden. Also, apparently, 3 dudes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About 5000 in finland (saga or saaga). Some dudes also.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She better watch king.com don't sue her for using Saga as her name.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the third time I've posted the same comment on reposts of this story today. So far the others only received about 11 upvotes each.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Saga Norén, Länskrim Malmö'

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My man/woman!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a normal swedish name, Means the same thing in Swedish as it does in English

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the Vanecek Saga.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another Saga

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never thought names meant anything but then met this chick named Taiga and damn she had a thick bush between her legs

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Good thing she wasn't called redwood

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Taiga?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Taiga

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taiga?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a long story

8 years ago | Likes 243 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

One could even call it a saga

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ny daughter is named Saga aswell, Nordic name

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So I guess she's the new king of Sweden..

8 years ago | Likes 343 Dislikes 4

*Queen

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

*King

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*Queen

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Kingette

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As long as it gets rid of the old king, sure!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, minister of state

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

* High King

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As it has been foretold

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

And so shall be. Long life Queen Saga!

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

King Saga. It's a sword after all.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Long life the Qfeen sagfa

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hail Queen Saga!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That 8 year old girls name, Albert Einstein.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 29

But..but the story is real it has sources photos..this comment makes no sense

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Saga is a quite common girls name here in Sweden nowadays. For boys it's Flensost rising now, quite catchy

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

MyLifeIsBoringAndThusEveryoneElse'sMustBeToo(TM)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

How much is it worth tho?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

A sword from the 5th century AD? Hmm it depends. E.g. the 1st century AD Crosby Garrett Helmet went for 2.2 million.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

However an even older Roman Montefortino helmet went only for 5.5K. It depends entirely on the rarity of the object.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this kind of find is priceless. Any monetary value placed on it will be completely arbitrary

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Well not in El Paso, it ain't. In El Paso, I got me $250 for it."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This comment is priceless

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swords from this period in this region are actually super-common. They've found hundreds of them in bogs in Denmark.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Value is relative. Even if we had 10 million, it would still be priceless to a viking ;)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was 300 years before the "viking" voyages.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter. These were made by the children of Yggdrasill. They are priceless artifacts for the chosen people of Odin.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Young girl finds a rusted sharpened iron bar that was used as a weapon around 1500 years ago. Hopefuly gets a tetanus shot.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

Everyone in Sweden is offered their first tetanus shot at the age of 5 or 6. Anti vaxxers aren't really a thing in Sweden (yet).

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it expirea after a while?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes it does, can't be arsed to check all ages but you get your fourth at age 14-16 and then 20 years later. Just meant she should be safe.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0