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Source: http://www.pillsbury.com/everyday-eats/dinner-tonight/italian-pasta/italian-hero-crescent-ring?nicam4=SocialMedia&nichn4=Pinterest&niseg4=Pillsbury&nicreatID4=Post&crlt.pid=camp.sGBo9t6ZII6u
TheKittyCatMan
Now deep fry it and put glaze on it. Voila, spicy Italian donut
Jackofall
Get in ma belly!
fiefiofoofun
Wow
savvagexyouth
Need to try it out. Now.
PaladinComplex
Making a Ruben version of this
SarcasticModeOn
I'm italian. This has nothing to do with Italy, LOL
Namotatop
pizza-sandwich-cake-doughnut
dandeelion
Is this one can of crescent rolls? If so, I'm doing this tonight.
stonerfrog
That is two cans. I'm fat so I know this :)
CoolNickName
That sliced meat doesn't remotely look like Italian "affettati".
UltimateCupOfCoffee
If I had a boyfriend I would make this for him whenever he wanted
Wolfieta
The title sounds like slang for butthole.
Clairebitchproject
You can do this with any sort of filling you want. I made one using Thanksgiving leftovers. It came out so good.
kiko5959
http://imgur.com/J1gAYcc
BrandonOPM
How is that spicy?
chikkacejay
Can anyone tell me what the equivalent in England would be for that pastry?
ghostwhowalks
Even my boogers are spicy!
Igotdisfromyourpants
Made this, its my new favorite thing!
DAFUQisaLOMMY
what was the purpose of putting that green shit on the plate? no one is gonna think, oh how lovely and healthy......
DAFUQisaLOMMY
......oh, i actually forgot that we americans are easily fooled......so, yes this is a healthy dish, my bad...carry on
MentallyChill
Titty sprinkles
HipsterHippy
ogogoogoogogooggggggodd
Kungconny
10/10 would put on penis
CamilloBenzoContediKabul
In Italy nobody eats that crap!
DoctorWatchamacallit
yeah but you have to understand that "Italian food" to americans is basically a combination of traditional dishes and immigrant inventions
Proots
I think it's called "Italian" because of the Italian deli meat it uses.
DoctorWatchamacallit
2) that have evolved on its own separate direction in the US from italy
MaximumBork
MMMYYYYY PRECCIIIOOUUSSSSS
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
lilmookie
If you guys love this, you'll LOVE Mac' n' Cheese. It's French.
wobbu
That shit's so fucking macaroni
hoopyhoop
Pasta in mornay sauce? It's as good as you make it. It can be delicious if you don't use the crap with orange powder in it.
drlazercatz
With fontina and black olives, a bread crumb topping with sliced tomatoes on top.
lilmookie
Yes, there's excellent mac and cheese. I've been to a few specialty shops- but mostly I'm taking the piss out of the "Italian" label above.
LumiVaris
Because you were smoking while cooking it?
lilmookie
If you wear a tank-top it's Italian. It's the world's most international food!
muhvitus
ill do this next weekend
thegr8rambino
I'll be over!
Sprinkleton
I actually made this once - it is super easy and delicious.
Moosecock
Spicy ring going in, spicy ring coming out
mmapster
Nothin' quite like a good old fashioned case of fire hole.
YourParents
you can't explain that
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
SquirtleSquad420
banana peppers aren't even that hot.
Edwin0529
thank you! then again I'm the kind of guy who needs habaneros just to give a dish flavor
SquirtleSquad420
I mean, banana peppers do have a good flavor, but they aren't really spicy. I like habaneros but they are more spice than flavor IMO
TheRicM
One spicy ring to rule them all
hiroshimaFried
And to the toilet binds them
SirJimmothy
WHICH SHOULD I EAT, KYRU?
spaghettifacebang
He's talking about his turd cutter, guys.
hooktail419
What?
spaghettifacebang
his butthole.
hooktail419
I've never heard that term before, thought it was like one of those things you push play-do through and it makes shapes, only for your butt.
HPWombat
demonic
Needs hot sauce and some ghost pepper.
ExitVanLeft
Sting ring
itsawerewolfbarmitzvah
[Muffled Ring of Fire playing in the background]
wobbu
Really? "Spiciness" from banana peppers? You should get that IBS checked out.
ExitVanLeft
Ring of fire
outsidr
Some people wonder whether this spicy ring is hotter on the way in, or the way out. No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out. REBOOT.
ThatsTheJokeGetIt
And it burned, burned, burned, the ring of fire, the ring of fire
villainorhero
It's missing cheese.
thatwilldopig
The white layer on top of the peppers is provalone cheese.
villainorhero
Oh thank god.
Mshine
I just ate some cheap cheese with sausages, so theres that.
thegr8rambino
dam76
"italian"
CompletelyAsexualHermitTrombonistGinger
"crescent"
squirrelgirl86
Made of Crescent Roll dough. http://www.pillsbury.com/-/media/PB/Images/products/crescents/original.ashx
RufusP
http://imgur.com/Owf7kGj
squirrelgirl86
Apparently.
Counterfit
It looks like fucking Virginia ham. I didn't realize it was an Italian colony
lilmookie
You owe me screen wipes. Spittle everywhere.
Counterfit
I refuse on the grounds that my comment wasn't funny enough to warrant that reaction
lilmookie
You must be some kind of fancy lawyer or something.
aFadingMemory
this is so italian you pronounce it eye-talion
noit
Never seen or heard of this thing in 23 years.
thegr8rambino
"Ring"
elcrab
beat me to it
mediaman73
Looks like the Subway version of "Italian."
squirrelgirl86
At Subway, this would be called a BMT. With banana peppers.
vegivamp
"spicy"
LetMeGramSchmidtOnYourChest
"ring"
krauraurgg
I'm sure there were some spices on a nearby shelf or something?
Zwyn
The salami in the photos is actually spicy.
vegivamp
Oh, I'm quite sure $source thinks salami is spicy. Doesn't even look like pepperoni on there, though :-)
horseslaughter
"Sono una fica fascista."
alinewashere
Oh you
carlettose
"I'm a fascist vagina" is what you wrote.
horseslaughter
It embodies the essence of Italy, no?
squirrelgirl86
A sandwich with ham, pepperoni, salami and banana peppers is commonly called a "Spicy Italian" sandwich.
captainlego
banana peppers? is that just normal peppers?
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
If it's supposed to be Italian they're likely pepperoncinis, which look like banana peppers but don't taste so sour.
squirrelgirl86
pepperoncini peppers.
shouldhavethoughtthisthroughbefore
which is funny because we don't have pepperoni in Italy and.. banana?
squirrelgirl86
pepperoncini are called banana peppers here. Not sure if it's a whole USA thing or just New England.
kelpsie
Just to clarify, banana peppers and peperoncini peppers are two different things.
YoDawgIHeardYouLikeThings
Pepperoni is a cured sausage similar to the spicy salamis of southern Italy, such as salsiccia Napoletana piccante
YoDawgIHeardYouLikeThings
it's not traditional italian but it is italian-american. kinda a cheap bastardization since italians and irish were paid shit wages
Chucknormous
Similar in the way that american hotdogs are similar to traditional polish sausage.
YoDawgIHeardYouLikeThings
or fortune cookies are bastardized mooncakes (the originals are soooo much better)
theboosan
As an Italian, we TOTALLY have these; we like to eat them while we talk with the mafiosi and listen to the sound of a mandolino.
captainikag
Itsa me-a, Mario!
thegr8rambino
Ey ehhh couldja pass the meatballs
justtherightamountofchesthair
In what part of Italy do you live?
theboosan
I live near Rome.
justtherightamountofchesthair
i miss rome. i'm stuck in milan. food is so much better in the south.
theboosan
Food is better in the South (with many exceptions) but life is better in the North (except for the shitty weather). Are you living there?