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Katt taxxxxx
DigBick2000
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
Craigen
#11 had me dying
preparetosigh
faustiel
That guy does look a lot like shaggy
DesolatedMaggot
90% sure he was aiming for that given his shirt/pants.
hickorybakedbeans
i just realized stanley yelnats is stanley yelnats backwards
Chickenlicker
Thought the thumbnail and first pic was a monkey in clothing. Does that make me racist?
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
#8 Zarya's lesser known cousin: Anika: "I am the most triggered person in the world."
anon4141
Your Katt tax was pimpin', pimpin'
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
BoltActionGearbox
#6 pranks Dwight on a daily basis with his wife and coworker Pam
inzane
Please let this continue. Moooaaar!
bumbleBandit
Does anyone ever worry that a picture of you will get taken in public then next thing ya know it’s on gran’s facebook as “an ugly idiot”
SuperDuperSkateTeam
Nope
ilovemyslippers
I do now!
peakbleak
It’s comes around on the shit-to-be-anxious about train every so often.
wheresurgurl
Grunt every time you sit down
screamingwinemaker
Struggle every time you stand up
Randomtruestoriesascomments
Just realized "Stanley Yelnats" is Stanley Yelnats spelled backwards fuck me.
BluffinMuffin
They tell you in the book
Randomtruestoriesascomments
What the fuck is a book?
dolphinbagel
+1 katt tax
DickPicsForTitPics
That last one looks like he is his own star player
NoRagerts
FieryFarts
The mail man one always makes me laugh
tattoogigolo
I feel if you have to include a picture for reference the comparison isn’t strong enough.
buttbuttpartywagon
For #10 I would've guessed captains a Klingon bird of prey
MemePoet
My first thought was Romulan, so I get what you're saying.
SimplyMissa
lovelace1416
Holes... +1
beegobuzz
He's got some gorgeous eyes though.
was821
AdoptedByAKholin
ihaventkilledanybodysince1984
I lost it at that one
Anonymous0726
One of the best books I read at that age. Maybe even the best.
StevenGlandsburg
Dig it up
inzane
I got the reference, and I'm glad for it.
dogfart420
Once upon a time...there was a magical place where it never rained...the end.
RaisingKane
Fuckin Zero!
TuckerFly
I like this, it’s like roast me, but about careers
PlatypusPowersActivate
KeeleonOhms
And its great because you can mock ANYONES looks without requiring a "roast me" sign.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
And most of them don't have a career worth shit, but maybe they're happy?
StonedBoneMalone
Goddamn, fucking nailed that description.
DamnItFeelsGoodToBe
Leave it to black people to make it cooler
begonedouche
great job Captain!
SomeCrazyNerd
And much less try hard and full of cheap judgemental shir.
MrPeebles
Seems a lot more chill, too. Roast Me has got to be destroying some psyches.
thatabbyrose
Agreed -- this seems more good-natured. Roast Me just goes in for the kill.
thisisabigdecision
Is.... is there more.
thisisabigdecision
*? ... dramatic period was overly dramatic
WantToBuyAButt4
can't roast my career if I don't have one
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Amen.
HeroOfKvatch1
scnottaken
Tell people you're not Geordie LaForge
AndyHaze
Sure you do, cocksucker.
UncleMoustache
viila
I have questions...
UncleMoustache
Yes. I don't know. Yes. Yes. And no.
viila
My questions have been answered. Thanks.
CarlosSpicyweiner
This is much better than "Roast Me"
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Most of these didn't mention any careers.
wherethefuckaremycookies
Thank you!
uzidoesit2
So this is the newest "roast me"?
timemac
It's the twitter version of "Roast Me"
uzidoesit2
Oh so the great "trickle down social networking trends" kind of thing
IUpvoteScience
+1 for katt taxxx
GadenKerensky
#10 That they didn't make a Star Trek reference bothers me.
KaminoNeko
Me too! 'Try to kill Picard' would have been mine.
GadenKerensky
That, or that one Vulcan in, what was it, Babylon 5? One of the spinoffs.
pigletwhisper
That financial aid stuff is no joke! They’ve become my mortal enemies over the last year
BannedAcc1
The “bark at the mailman” looks like Derrick Rose without DirecTV
notashill
His eyebrows are fighting the battle of the bulge on his threehead
sjokoladenam
He look like Lionel Richie.
JonnyTightlips
I thought he looks like a Klingon
PsychicSpider
I was thinking Romulan...
Azerai
My first thought too
Mack1986
#1 or try and kill StarFox
somanywonders987
Jesus fuckin Christ #2 has happened to me too many times
catsinthejukebox
Lmao that literally just happened to me. Good times. Thanks financial aid.
somanywonders987
I just escaped the hellish cycle of not good academic standing. Proud of myself.
catsinthejukebox
Good!! I got cut and I have nearly a 4.0. But I've taken too many classes. (I have nearly 4 degrees)