YouShouldSeeItWhenitsAngry
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Mar 10, 2018 7:30 PM
YouShouldSeeItWhenitsAngry
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Nobody fuckin stretches like that!
phukerstone
i won't.
AcidAssasin
batmanmf
Is it somehow powering that lamp?
idontknowwhattoputohwellpotato
DarkSock
That guy needs to stop pussyfooting around
limpwowhead3
So I shouldn't sleep while doing slipts because some will stand on ne?
Evi1Gav
I'd like to try that at home, but she keeps saying "get out" and "how do you keep getting in here?"
SethBuzzard
i couldn't do that if I wanted to... I don't own a diffuser.
avertyereyes
Now pee on her.
Rimasticus
In*
furrydumpsterfire
Brandigz
https://imgur.com/AXwgzC9
FoxMcClout
Needs more upvotes
mullimu
Sometimes you need some help to crack your back. Or your pelvis.
mattbl
She just has a tiny crack in her pelvis.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Like a coin slot
twentyfivehundred
And this, my imaginary kids, is why I never had you.
Mimsey
Weak pelvis? Couldn't support the weight of a full grown man? Pshaw.
TheGigaKraken
Butt...why?
ImTheBean
This I how I used to stretch for ballet
Selash
As a fat son of a bitch, the idea of standing on a woman's pelvis makes me cringe hardcore.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
*crunch* uhhh, she was broken when I got here, officer.
Muppetwarior
I feel like if i tried it at the train station I'd get yelled at.
IGotNothin
I wish more people would yawn like that.
Contrarianpov
Can I try it at her home?
WhereArtThouMyTesticles
Lorde's new music video?
Souljah42
Thought that was randy marsh.
lalalalabamba
I bet they have weird sex.
reider10
Lol nah. It’s pretty normal, trust me, they have me watch and bring the gerbils
YesButAlsoYes
I think we're watching the foreplay
EmbryoPsycho
You spelled “great” wrong.
footfucker
Footfucker approves of this post
BigV
It's only so often that the username "footfucker" is relevant. The time is now!
bkkhk
I bet footfucker likes a Big V every now and then
ATLien1986
Ha!
NR97420
Username checks out.
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
I'm surprised there's not more feet in the favorites folder
MetaSomma
You would
darkoshen
Well, you would.
rjrcwalker8
Agentdarkbuty
The shape of water looks really good
iHveNoCleverName
Wait until till learn how its dick comes out
Zeus19
Oceanman, take by the... foot?
rjrcwalker8
The guys name if footfucker... in my head that is how I pictured him... on the hunt for a foot to fuck
Squidg3tt3
englebertfistybuns
MetaSomma
ATenOnTheRichterScale
Idk about the rest of you, but this doesn't do anything for me. I don't get it
GilaMonsieur
It may just be a form of stretching for dancers.
nepomuki
Me neither. Is it supposed to be sexy? Funny? Or weird? Is it a chiropractor advertisement?
vrrivera1989
I dont get it either.
JesusInpersonator
Who yawns like that, what is this a Disney princess?
snufflepuffle
Ballerina. Very similar.
Morbolicious
Have I been doing sex wrong?
PocketFullOfMumbles
Tiahansere
Yes.
sweetburrahwine
Well, she is yawning. So yes, maybe?
IATTM
Can't do something wrong if you haven't been doing it....
potatoardvarkhybrid
you have been doing the sex wrong
DocBox
It’s actually called “the sex”
MukisaCarter
hat do you mean ?
WellAckchually
Yes, but that has nothing to do with this post.
MukisaCarter
yes
Tigersterne
Yes, but not because of this gif.
MukisaCarter
then what /
iAmWhatPlantsCrave
Yes
iamalreadyaghost
Couldn’t tell ya, don’t know
theytastelikeburning
Nope, they are
toohottohandlewithoutovenmitts
probably
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Yes, you need a funky vape-lamp-thingy or it doesn't count.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
If i was getting any, I'd tell you
TheElusiveEnchilada
So this is how babies are made?
MukisaCarter
yeps
Beelzebutton
Oh. I WILL try this at home! Which one of you cowards is brave enough to stand on my spread cheeks?
WellThatsOriginal
You just made this my fetish.
Isbjorn
DarkSock
GrampaJack
Crush fetishists still would.
Yrmsteak
I'll do my part!
SalsaCat
Are you brave enough to risk my fat ass popping your legs out like a Lego person?
Lezio
Are you a woman?
Left4dawn
Does it matter?
Lezio
Yup
ruferto
research says no
Lezio
Too bad
putzcommander
What kind of vaping hippy bong shit is that?
TheRicM
I think it's a bong that hippies use for vaping shit
putzcommander
HandsomeJackBlack
I think it's an essential oil diffuser which is just a humidifier that you put essential oils in
benjabobalob
How essential are these oils?
SethBuzzard
It is, my girlfriend has about 8 different kinds of them so I'm in accidental expert.
putzcommander
Whatever hippie. ;)
HandsomeJackBlack
Hey I didn't say I owned one. I just see them all the time on Amazon deals
Corrodias
Oh, great, so then the oils condense on every surface, giving you a nice, oily home. :|
HandsomeJackBlack
Most essential oils aren't actually oils. It's just an extract produced via distillation or something
PoppinLochNessHopster
Sounds carcinogenic
willemdafoeindrag
All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic!
Mimsey
Read: Debunked hippy garbage that people too lazy to do basic research throw money away on to make their house smell bad.
QueenCousland
Or... I like the smell and want it around, with no expectation of it doing anything but smell like peppermint.
Mimsey
Yeah, where I'm from I've met dozens of real adult women who think lavender oil is as good for treating illness as prescribed meds.
QueenCousland
Morons are gonna moron. At least they keep demand high enough that it's easy to get a wide variety of oils.