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Monfreid
I said "Oh Lord Jesus it's a flood!"
FloodingWaters
oh sure, when a family goes to the museum it's wholesome, but when I go it's "a natural disaster" and "the wrath of the gods".
wildfrontierking
Fine and dandy
TheGoldRhodiumEagle
BIBLICAL wrath of POSEIDON
mynameislinknotzelda
books gotta reproduce. https://imgur.com/w47SlEd
wpurple
Now we know where to go to see curated Fines and Dandys
pre1989
Do you have a virgin handy?
Wutsgood1212
Alright, now, which of you heretics has offended Posidon?
booploop
Not to be confused with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institute_for_Historical_Review
LordBarringtonBunks
In England, "a bit wet" means "utterly destroyed".
Adunadain
Caligula had the right idea.
nomunnywunnytilugetthebunnyhunny
Dandy
EarthAnimalArmy
I see Percy Jackson is at it again
VelociTrapLord
Poseidon? Send for the man
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IWishIHadASoul
DrumNGun
Poseidon thwarted
jackjacjax
zFUBARz
Man I love those movable library shelves, death traps that they are.
PacomeDeCardognac
I actually worked with them, and they have locks that you always flip to secure the shelf before entering to retrieve books.
zFUBARz
I know, I have too, but my schools reference library was built in the 60's and a lot of those locks didn't work/kids never engaged them.
PacomeDeCardognac
well, something has to go into the library jam pots that they sell at the open day fair.
itmightbeamemorableday
You would think they would have had a book that would have predicted this.
JHawke
They probably did, but someone interpreted it as 5 years from now.
peachflower
244 points, 11.000 views, 3 hours ago, on the front page, only 7 comments... whats happening?
agmlego
Probably from reddit
ArchangelTitus
Reddit lol imgur is the hosting site for the media and shit that goes there. They see it on reddit and don't bother to come to the site to
ArchangelTitus
upvote it.
peachflower
ohh I see, I was confused because lately all images on the frontpage seem to be like that
DaisyfromDownunder
Surely the Flat Earth protect us from flooding.
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
The earth is not flat! It's a huge ball of ice so that it just appears flat to us.
StormBurnX
Flat earth would just flood the entire earth before it ran off the edges, round earth would have it all just drip off the bottom. /s
Snooj
No, there's a giant wall of ice around the perimeter. We'd all still die.
Tywinning
What if the wall of ice melts? Then it'd all drain off and those who didn't drown would be fine
Snooj
Melts? You must be one of those Discal Warming conspiracy theorists.
iamkyleh
If we all move to one side we can just pour it out!
ODSTsRule
Dont be a fool! What if we go to far and all fall over!
kelots
Does a flat earth spin like a flipped coin? Or direct with elephants and turtles involved
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
To the window! To the wall!!!
Pyronixcore
That's foolish, just dig a hole
RPGFabi98
To the side where we are...
ShutUpSarah
...drowning.
somepersondoingsomethings
Everybody hold your breath!
AyAyRonn
You're complicating things by making Earth a 3-D cylinder. Just treat it is an infinitesimally thin disk and it all makes sense.
MultiNonymous
Two each for most of the books, but seven of each for the cook books.
DrakeRamorayMD
But isn’t that... too many cooks?
TheDarkNerd
Not really. It takes a lot to make a stew.
8bitin4k
toriapinklotus
This is very clever!
SmarmyHamster
Subtle.
InsufferablePedant
It blows my mind how many people don't know the Bible says two each for some animals, seven each of others.
Halinspark
In fairness, you can't even get most Christians to actually read it, let alone everybody else.
Rip42
Ya, but they're british cook books. Zero is probably fine.
LasciviousHedgehog
Untrue we have two cookbooks Vol 1: boil, Vol 2: deep fry
StarkRG
Volume 6: Invade other countries, steal their food.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
What about the forbidden volume 3: flavour?
LasciviousHedgehog
need special permission to see that one
Rip42
I'm not saying brits don't have cookbooks. I'm just saying they shouldn't be saved/consulted. You also forgot volume 3: vinegar.
whatbuttondoipush
Vol 4; Proper Tea Making, Just in case the British Isles get hit by a meteor and India and China are unavailable
swedeonamoose
dont forget the all important Vol 3: ready made meals for your microwave
Onja
My friend doesn't get it
Nathanyel
I assume people rip out pages of cook books from the library like they ripped out pages from public phone books.
Arginotz
There were supposed to be 7 of each kosher animal on the ark, two of every non kosher.
thepunnypenguin
Tell your friend Noah took two of every animal except for the ones God said were ok to eat. Noah took seven of those.
Markuspsyches
I thought is was 7 of each clean animal, and 2 of the unclean. Or were the clean ones the only ones fit for eating?
ksilverful
Is this a reference to something?
calcifear
… the Bible? It wasn't just two of every animal, after all
ksilverful
Specifically the 7 cook books part. I don't get that part.
kozytartan
The ark had seven of each type of animal that was used for eating.
ksilverful
Ah! Thank you for the explanation. I'd only ever heard the 2x2 part.
theoutlawedwoman
Ahhh, clever
gatharen
So they are like rhinoceros and platypus? Metal!