“Doc, why do my knees hurt so badly? I’m only 32.” “Well Jane, your social media post here shows you placing high impact lateral stresses on your knees. I dunno why your knees hurt now. Let’s run some tests.”
I'm so glad my cousins never saw something like this when they were much younger. For months after fire safety week in Kindergarten they would scale our Grandma's hall stretched out in an X to "test" her smoke detector. Just that was dangerous enough in the opinion of everyone in the family.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
I mean, I can walk into a hallway
erinaceus
my knees hurt and i never even did anynof that
DSREX
what in the ninja warrior is this?
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
I actually think she is one, and part of a really weird family full of them if I remember right
FTUG
Whoever this person is they deserve the award for conquering fitness
fractalsphere
I used to be able to climb doorjambs or hallways like that, but NEVER with the jump rope also happening. O.o
seckzie
I also could (can?) do this, but it never ever even occured to me that you could bring a jump rope as well. This is creativity. :)
Grapeape2000
Don't do if your walls are sheetrock
ButtscratchMcPherson
Her hair and thighs are both amazing.
gaggedandgooped
ClutterMonkey
“Doc, why do my knees hurt so badly? I’m only 32.” “Well Jane, your social media post here shows you placing high impact lateral stresses on your knees. I dunno why your knees hurt now. Let’s run some tests.”
jayman0123
When you're so bored you find new inventive ways to hurt yourself.
ElChupaNuggra
You just described the entire reason behind basically EVERY Extreme Sport, and MOST sports in General, but not all :P
Wholivesinapineappleunderthetree
Wow, Dee Snider still has some powerful legs
realGeorgelucas
Damn, got there before me.
DisUsernameAmsDildos
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aWk2ejY1a2JkaGtib3B6ZTBjcWduOGhkcGI4cHIydDFjY2ZwcmE5MyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1n83D6POUohYHs0Vcx/200w.webp
tsterling00
I may be old and out of shape but I think I can still count up to ten and a half !
JarJarDrinks
"Do you have any other skills you can share with the hiring committee?" "Well, I can do this thing..."
MadamPuddifoot
This is a great way to pop your deltoid LIGAMENT or MCL.
TeamSpicyTacos
She was big in American ninja warriors
cousteau
I reckon that, with some preparation and determination, I too could have been able to film this video of someone else doing sports things.
ToSisPoS
With a core like that, you could have a great side gig making asshole diamonds
figuringeights
If that ain't the craziest most athletic shit.
Jaqdakloun
....aaaaand my ankles are now shattered
cosonfused
there has to be an easier way to change lightbulbs
mm2k
Impressive.
ISofaKingWeeToddDid
LSIW
SumOneElse
I'm so glad my cousins never saw something like this when they were much younger. For months after fire safety week in Kindergarten they would scale our Grandma's hall stretched out in an X to "test" her smoke detector. Just that was dangerous enough in the opinion of everyone in the family.
SumOneElse
Once they were a few feet off the floor they were absolutely helpless when tickle monsters came to carry them away.
bbrtki
tina turner look?
mrsparkle001
obesz
Farm?
westPAguy
verukt89
Her hair is amazing
Iblamemyparentstoo
“My vajayjay is paining me!”
FireSolvesProblems
Chicken Tetrazzini!
Iblamemyparentstoo
I got that reference!
andexer
Whip it! Whip it good!
Iblamemyparentstoo
After something like that there'd be no whipping, wooping or any such thing.
Iblamemyparentstoo
Don’t take it too seriously. None of us are getting out here alive anyway