I could have done this.

Jun 18, 2026 12:50 PM

MissDeeMeanor

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Maybe. A long time ago. Nah, who am I kidding....

I mean, I can walk into a hallway

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

my knees hurt and i never even did anynof that

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what in the ninja warrior is this?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I actually think she is one, and part of a really weird family full of them if I remember right

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoever this person is they deserve the award for conquering fitness

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I used to be able to climb doorjambs or hallways like that, but NEVER with the jump rope also happening. O.o

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also could (can?) do this, but it never ever even occured to me that you could bring a jump rope as well. This is creativity. :)

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't do if your walls are sheetrock

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Her hair and thighs are both amazing.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“Doc, why do my knees hurt so badly? I’m only 32.” “Well Jane, your social media post here shows you placing high impact lateral stresses on your knees. I dunno why your knees hurt now. Let’s run some tests.”

2 months ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 5

When you're so bored you find new inventive ways to hurt yourself.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You just described the entire reason behind basically EVERY Extreme Sport, and MOST sports in General, but not all :P

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I may be old and out of shape but I think I can still count up to ten and a half !

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Do you have any other skills you can share with the hiring committee?" "Well, I can do this thing..."

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is a great way to pop your deltoid LIGAMENT or MCL.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She was big in American ninja warriors

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I reckon that, with some preparation and determination, I too could have been able to film this video of someone else doing sports things.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With a core like that, you could have a great side gig making asshole diamonds

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If that ain't the craziest most athletic shit.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

....aaaaand my ankles are now shattered

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there has to be an easier way to change lightbulbs

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Impressive.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

LSIW

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad my cousins never saw something like this when they were much younger. For months after fire safety week in Kindergarten they would scale our Grandma's hall stretched out in an X to "test" her smoke detector. Just that was dangerous enough in the opinion of everyone in the family.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once they were a few feet off the floor they were absolutely helpless when tickle monsters came to carry them away.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tina turner look?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Farm?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Her hair is amazing

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“My vajayjay is paining me!”

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

Chicken Tetrazzini!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I got that reference!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whip it! Whip it good!

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

After something like that there'd be no whipping, wooping or any such thing.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Don’t take it too seriously. None of us are getting out here alive anyway

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0