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OtisTDrunk
anjeleyezjr
No helmet, no lap belt, no hivis? Revoke her liscense.
Simonator
That forklift must be brand new! Ours hardly have any paint left.
tarkus10
Didn't think I'd see this today.
Thesaya
You could at least have shopped in some goth safety gear.
E1evenChar1ie
There is a girl where i work that fits this description. Cuter than a box of puppies and works her butt off.
AnythingMuchShorter
If she gets out she has to put on her yellow reflective vest, then shes a vis goth
baals
She ain't buckled up. Fail the safety test immediately.
SaturnineCult
Then when you work in a company in real life you notice someone hotwired the switch and cut it out because it was annoying everyone.
Evenmoreuselessname
Forklift they had me driving didn't even have a seatbelt. Also no parking brake. Friction from the grounded forks to park, only.
ChristopherHallett
gutknot
justplainvanilla
Crispy4Skin
Klaus!
TheInitiated
Hände weg vom Zündschlüssel!
TouchSt0ne
MagmaCarta
Hi-Visigoth
FunkyH
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philmoregraves
Yall are getting certified? I just hop on that bitch a go brrrrrr
Mikoshaman
Mmmmmmmmm, gonna havta ask the polycule about this one
Targe0
See, that's an impossible thing. Because clearly someone would have already wifed her instantly.
MagmaCarta
cunninglinguist85
NSFWfrontpage2
If she was big titty the universe would collapse on itself
BlookyD
Pretty sure AI would look more real.
Gorgrim
I swear AI bots are commenting on everything and claiming it's AI.
MaleProstateMilker88
It would help if people weren't so lazy that they'd learn to recognize misinformation themselves.
Targe0
Because for a while there, peoples comments pointing out AI posts got heavily up voted. So the bot makers are now mimicking it. Anything that gets reliable engagement will eventually have bots doing it appear.
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
anonymous
scrimpty
I hate country music and, yeah, I really hated that song. But the juxtaposition is kinda the point, my dude
Marikhen
That song'll probably be a blues song in 30-40 years the way John Deere is trying to take the farm equipment industry. :-(
Marsupialmessiah
John deere may be already working on tank retrieval equipment since minir at home mods worked great in ukraine
tarataqa
I came here to upvote this again.
PubMed12927120suckssobad
Favotited for later
failsafe
GlenL
She's Y'allternative
baneshiver
How is this gif an hour long?
donutposse11337
Where is her belly button? Is it in the usual place?
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
It's there, just behind the tip of her shirt. I think it peeks out here and there.
anakedgoober
I'm direct sunlight. RIP little lady
toolset
They say, "In Heaven, love comes first." We'll make Heaven a place on Earth
90sLego
I didn't realize her name was Love but I support this regardless
NarratesTheDarkerStory
Oooo baby do you like that gift?
Oooo heaven is a goth girl on a forklift
HandoB4Javert
...what a pick up...line
defcon275
@gutknot
HeadJamistan
HaniiPuppy
The hilarious/wild thing about this picture to me, is that she got loads of shit accusing her of using a fake tractor. To be clear: Not accusing her of being a fake farmer, not accusing her of borrowing a "real" farmer's tractor, no. Accusing the tractor itself of being fake.
HeadJamistan
SinfulDeviant
She's not wearing the safety belt
RawChicken
Or a hi-vis.
thricebakedxyz
Safety belt? Didn't have them when I was certified. Glad i survived it all.
AnOceanOfStars
But she has the unsafety belt.
shyriath
Well, some people like bad girls.
gumshoe99
Anyone who is not OSHA compliant is a Sinful Deviant
aabcdort
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Schoctane
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deviantduck69
Osha compliance can suck it.
Targe0
Sounds like someone is in for a surprise site inspection. You'll be in trouble if in fractions are found.
Dedmunkey
Wearing a seatbelt on a forklift will increase the chance of head injury. If it tips your restrained at the waist making your head go first to the floor. No belt and your body is falling more evenly spreading out the impact.
Targe0
You wouldn't have to worry about hitting your head if you are wearing a properly fitted hard hat. And not wearing a seat belt might lower your odds of hitting your head, but it drastically raises your odds of being crushed.
Dedmunkey
Helmets do help
Targe0
It's almost like they are designed for it or something.
MagmaCarta
I'll take my chances with the slim likelihood of a head injury over *being crushed by a goddamn forklift*
RawChicken
You're an absolute idiot who has never been trained properly - or you've never even been on a forklift and spouting your own nonsensical ideas.
Dedmunkey
Yeah fuck you. Doing this for years. Seen what happens in person. So again fuck you
Dedmunkey
Oh, have a great day.
kickmyballsrealhard
Bet that things beeping like mofo, also, it won't operate until the belt is on
DiedAndHauntingImgur
I’ve only ever seen one forklift with a belt alarm and that one had the belt clipped around the back of the seat.
kickmyballsrealhard
Safety first lol
Rips4w
I've yet to find a forklift that won't run with the seatbelt off. And I've been forkin' (yes, that's how we say it in the fork cert club) for the past 20 years.
HumansArePrettyNeat
I have never been on a forklift with a belt lockout or alarm. Some haven't even had belts.
omgzwtfs
Same except ones with aftermarket belts with alarms and lights, everybody leaves em clipped in anyway. Never driven a fork that isn't 20+ years old though, maybe that's the standard now
kickmyballsrealhard
Yall need to upgrade your lifts to something from this century then lol
kickmyballsrealhard
Sheesh, obviously the ppl downvoting are not certified forklift trainers like myself. Safety first, guys
Zixtank
I can promise you, with 160% accuracy, that no one who operates a forklift wears the safety belt.
RawChicken
I can tell you as a forklift operator myself that you are 161% wrong.
5thAveSmugglerForHire
I can tell you as a fellow forklift operator, that we 200% have the stand up electric style forklifts and thus aren't even equipped with safety belts. And they're a shitty model too.
BulgogiBolognese
And I can tell as someone who was supervising forklift drivers everyone was wearing the seatbelt and the one one dude who wasn't suddenly did after I saw he wasn't. So make that 161.5%
Ristari
Holy shit right? Caught someone sitting on the belt the other day. They got to hear my big boy voice
sturmhauke
As an internet rando who has occasionally existed in the vicinity of a forklift, I can tell you that it is still called a forklift even if it's lifting a pallet of spoons, knives, or other utensils.