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Jun 3, 2017 11:32 AM
2plus2is4quickmaths
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MOSIA
Every "no" on the horse was a missed opportunity to put "nay/neigh"
olympede
The "...maybe" on Wolverine 8-)
lokishadowgirl
i pet bees. especially bumblebees.
singallday
My dog freaking loves leg scratches
DrIvoRobotnik
I'M GOING TO TOUCH THE HEDGEHOG'S BELLY
RudyRaccoon
Ball Python snakes can be pet too you know and they are one of the best snakes to have as pets along with Corn Snakes.
Turtleproof
I've rubbed a cat's stomach and I'm still alive. I'd get as many cats as possible and rub all their tummies if it was certain death.
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
My cat damn near begs for belly rubs.
tomdonovan30
My cat likes being rubbed in it's stomach...is it broken?
ilovebees
Horse is wrong though :( We always patted horses on the flank when we entered their stalls so they knew we were there.
Bananazv
The one for the cat belly is wrong. I have 6 cats, all of them preffer belly rubs
ITalkAboutGoats
It's because people fuck with kittens. They're tiny and love to play on their backs while you "attack" their tummies. But it trains them to
ITalkAboutGoats
Defend that area. If you've always been gentle with them there, you're golden. My cats are the same way
Arumarm
The chinchilla one is cute, but as an owner of four that all have petting preferences.
ITalkAboutGoats
Yes, and goats love scratches. I have one that forgets to eat when I scratch his chest. The food actually falls out his mouth lol
allotherusernamestaken89
Snek needs love too :(
GrizzlyBeer26
Is it just me or did they miss the perfect opportunity for the horse to say 'Nay?'
jimbodoomface
Love that Wolverine's crotch is a maybe zone.
17AndDeadInside
Oink :(
PianoMan2112
... maybe
ICantFindAny
Just try it bub!
Spinosaur
I would pet Hugh Jackman there
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AOCsUnshavenChode
fuck you dont remind me that dogs die
SpaceGigolo
#15 My horse loves scratches everywhere
auxek
doughnutty
My petting zone is about the same as the cow's
Molvanian
Takes a pro huh?
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
You have no idea..
EverythingsComingUpMiIhouse
DarkPhoenyx
+1 for Wolverine
downvotedogupvotecat
Can someone that actually owns a cat do this tho? Cats fucking love head scritchies!
CephalopodLodge4
And my cat loves belly rubs and hates butt scritches
FencerAtHeart
Snakes are wonderful creatures though! Boas love little (gentle though) pats on their heads and strokes down their body
writeerrightoff
Hahaha
doofiTV
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU'VE GOT BUNZ HUN!
PeteButtigieg
Stop trolling. Some advice, stroking your boa in public will get you sent to jail.
cheeseguy3412
Yes, but stroking Wolverine's boa ...Maybe.
JasonWaterfaIIs
My boa constrictor don't want none, unless you got gentle pats hun.
CrazyCarretta
Cows like having their dewlap (neck) scratched. Watch out for the horns though
ITalkAboutGoats
Goats love their necks scratched where it meets their head or their chest, and between the horns, but don't pet a buck there.
binghams
So If you jack a unicorn you get free wishes?
codyhanna5347
Yeah? Everyone knows that.
Dispari
Wish already granted. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
as a brony I can confirm, if only they were real
Cyzyk
If they were real and granted wishes, he wouldn't be a brony any more.
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
Hell yeah I'd be in Equestria where things are good, no trump or nukes or pollution or starvation or taxes or gas prices or floods or.......
ProxyPlayerHD
Anything can be done with Genetic Modification I guess. also, people how downvote just because you even mentioned "Bronies", sad sad people.
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
Yea that's why imgur is the only place where I only mention that I am one, not which one (My persona)
lmScruffyTheJanitor
Why no love for snakes? https://imgur.com/hS6USWN me for scale.
BangstickMagnum
Still needs banana
lmScruffyTheJanitor
I don't have any bananas on hand but I'm about 9 bananas 757 bananas and he's 18.25 bananas 283.75 bananas. (6ft 200lbs)(12' 2" 75lbs)
WeirdEnigma
Are you a José?
IProvideFakeContext
Thats a Hunter if I ever saw one.
lmScruffyTheJanitor
I am a hunter but that's not my name.
IProvideFakeContext
You dont need to specify, hunters make themselves pretty clearly hunters.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Jesus Christ, what do you feed that thing? Children?
theitinerantnaturalist
Rabbits
lmScruffyTheJanitor
Rabbits, pigs, chickens and goats.
ChefGavinB
I still don't understand why it's wrong too eat dog
DisgruntledFerret
Same reason we don't eat horse: Humans have other uses than food for certain animals. In dogs' case, informing them that they are good boys.
Molvanian
We don't? They serve horse in places in Canada. Dog is a western thing, Horse is more of a US thing (admittedly, not commonly eaten in Can.)
Molvanian
That's a western cultural thing. Africa/Asia has dog in it's cuisine. I hear it's not amazing.
shutupyourenotmymom
Because we as humans beings have assigned an emotional attachment to them. Also, because it doesn't taste very good.
ChefGavinB
1. Emotional attachment to the one you own. 2. How do you know they don't taste good. With proper seasoning even human tastes good
shutupyourenotmymom
1. Are you assuming I don't have an emotional attachment to every dog I see? 2. Bruh.
ChefGavinB
Lol..bruh! Its true.. it's a bit tough but just like a nice stew.. slow and low
blooregardqkazoo
That was some high level cropping midway through.
2plus2is4quickmaths
Been a farmer since way back
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
I thought I was seeing things
SavagePatchKids
Well technically you are seeing things
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
Damn he's technically correct
ShiftToRun
Wormeurysm
Artist is Adam Ellis. adamtots on Instagram.
fattybeepbeep
Usually when it's an Adam Ellis post there are a number of people bitching about him being shit, but none when he hasn't been credited!
Wormeurysm
Huh. I didn't know that. I like his art. I mean, some of it's annoying, but some is actually pretty funny.
fattybeepbeep
He gets criticised for lazy panels, but I think a lot of his stuff is pretty chucklesome
Wormeurysm
I mean, he works for Buzzfeed, so I can see how he may get burned out and his work would suffer from that. His kitty tripod is cute, though.