If EDM was High School

This Is What The Yearbook Of EDM Would Look Like If EDM Was A High School

Biggest Flirt: Diplo

Diplo is no stranger to the ladies, revolutionizing the entire dance world as we know it with booty-dropping anthems like “Express Yourself” and “Bubble Butt.”

Asking fans to submit homemade twerk videos over social media, the Mad Decent spearhead easily takes the crown for biggest flirt, and all those random uploads of half-naked women justify his superlative. Dip low for Diplo, ladies.

Class President: Kaskade

Few are more astute and articulate than Kaskade when it comes to delivering observations about the state of EDM. Kaskade is one of the good-guy veterans who aims to make the world of dance music a better place. Vote for Ryan!

Most Likely To Eat Lunch Alone: Porter Robinson And Mat Zo (Tie)

It’s “Easy” to think of these two as lone wolves, as their outspoken online presence have left them pretty alienated.

But hey, if you’re going to say what’s constantly (and negatively) on your mind, you better be willing to pay the price. It’s cool though, at least these two have each other while they hate everything around them.

Class Clown: Dillon Francis

Well this is just a given. Dillon Francis is the funniest attention whore in the industry. He’s always making videos with different characters he’s created. Dillon screams: LOOK AT ME AND PAY ATTENTION TO HOW FUNNY I AM.

We get it, and like teachers who just have to chuckle and roll their eyes and let him carry on, we do the same.

Most Likely To Be Lurking Around Myspace: Skrillex

Skrill got his start on the original Myspace during his early hardcore days with From First To Last. Before he was known as Skrillex, Sonny was no stranger to the social media site, especially in his early days as an independent producer.

Homecoming King: Tiësto

He isn’t called “The King” for no reason. He’s been around for decades in the genre and dabbled with different sounds, not to mention collaborated with tons of different producers. Tiësto would be voted Homecoming King in a heartbeat.

What’s not to love about the guy? He’s a man of the people with his carefree approach to life, and internationally loved by all.

Sorry about the seizure gif.

The Annoying Freshman: Martin Garrix

Even though this young DJ/Producer only recently turned 18, Martin Garrix has been one of the most successful breakout producers in history.

His hit single “Animals” has been virtually inescapable on the dance floor, rendering Garrix the annoying freshman that we all wish we could ignore.

Most Likely To Be In Detention: Flosstradamus

…for smoking weed on campus, duh! The duo had faux marijuana plants and huge, smoking blunt props on set up for their set at Coachella.

Flosstradamus are never inconspicuous when hiding what type of life they are about. It’s only fitting that Curt and Josh would cut class to smoke the devil’s lettuce under the bleachers. Worth the detention every time!

Biggest Bully: Deadmau5

Whether he is ragging on the popular kids or the dorks, Deadmau5 will never leave anyone alone. It’s best to not provoke him, as that’s what gets a rise of out of a bully like Joel. No one is ever safe from the Trollmau5.

Best Hair: Nervo

Best Hair goes to Miriam Nervo (left) because just look at that hair! Look at it!

Best Dressed: Daft Punk

The elusive French duo are considered style icons, even appearing in Vogue in August alongside supermodel Karlie Kloss. Best Dressed goes to Daft Punk for revolutionizing the DJ visage with the only Daft signature Punk helmets we all know and love.