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Nov 25, 2016 2:34 AM
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aarhusianer
Not much of a vegan, are you?
Sm9yCg
If you miss a few of the rotte, they will return. But they will have learned your hunting strategies and adapt. They are like the Borg.
IhatemyJobKidnapme
We do the same in SETX! Good job
JarJarDrinks
Very good. They are loathsome destructive pests.
TCGView
My friend Eric hunts these guys on his property. He has a license to hunt them and yes, he cooks and distributes the meat to others.
jsheds91
*sigh* *unzips*
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Yes!
JelloPutinPops
I just moved to the SW Houston area and would love to go on a hog hunt. Any suggestions?
AlphaIndustrial
if i can recall. hogs were the cause of like. 40M or 4B in agri damage in the US
imlonelyforonlybeingtwentyeight
Shh, they're sleeping
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Eternally
Ksjjjdnaja
Don't wake the sleeping people!
IEatAllTheFluffyAnimals
They are viilent assholes and have to be stopped. So take your anti-hog-slayying rhetoric and stuff it... like we bout to do to these pigs.
BarfingMonkey
I thought there were only 3 little pigs...
Leadfoot
Well, there are now.
CIAtimetravelinghitlerkiller
Does the law over there categorize them as pests or ?
evildadunit
OH yeah... They're a real provlem
abeardedblacksmith
In the state of Texas, they're such a nuisance that it's "open season" on them. They can be killed by any legal means necessary
KlokateerGoAt
Get well soon.
thatdamnlion
Incidentally, in 2011 our (TX) governor made it a legislative priority to make it legal to shoot these little bastards from a helicopter.
jcano88
I shot and ate one of these when I was stranded in a deer cabin in hebronville. My life sounds so much cooler one line at a time.
TheDeFiler01
Oh fuck its Tamale Time!!!
Wattsupdoc
...and I thought they smelt bad on the outside
TCGView
Bravo. +1
terriblethunderlizards
id like to see the rifle you shot them with.
Brandwin
Looks like the white one just caught up hanging with the wrong crowd
AgentSmithPS4
There was no wall back then :(.
LoNeSt4r
These things destroy farms. There's a reason open season is every season.
TCGView
Oh heck yeah. Here in South Texas, they are huge problems so people are encouraged to hunt them.
SkittleFist
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon.
Slade0001
Came looking for bacon, not disappointed. THANK YOU
morethanamouthfull
Eat them?
TCGView
You sure can.
ByThePowerOfGrayskull
Probably invasive?... is there a tag limit on them?
hal20
probably open hunting, tagless.
Leadfoot
Escaped Siberian boars and domestic pigs hybrid... Aggressive, smart, fast breeders. Dangerous and destructive. And yes, quite invasive.
Leadfoot
No tag limit, they are vermin... might have a bounty actually.
ChrisCostasBeard
Very invasive. No tag limit
deadeyesatan
I find it cute how they all sleep together in a line
KentuckyFriedChildren
#justboarthings
MisterZurkon
Aww man, you think they're going to be okay?!
hal20
yup, they just had a big.. uh.. dosage of lead.. knocks em out for.. a bit..
MisterZurkon
Phew!
Itsnameis
Yeah, rapid onset acute lead poisoning will do that to them.
Leadfoot
For those that might downvote...These are an invasive aggressive species that destroy vast swaths of land and breed like rabbits.
toypaj
Still downvoted, poor piggies
FirstThingThatCameToMind
Fantasy reading has taught me that wild pigs are complete assholes.
FirstThingThatCameToMind
name of the wind, game of thrones, lord of the rings... all assholes.
MrShepard
It's kinda cute you think that would deter ill informed imgur people
PenisShapedPoops
They're mean ass fuckers, we get them in East Texas. Not all bad since we know hunters and sometimes get free meat.
SirVashtaNerada
If you ever need people to come and get some hunting done hit me up lol
Darkklown14
If I remember correctly they can grow pretty fucking big
Muttons1337
Big enough to fuck you up, yeah.
Shinkuchou
Important question: Are they any good for eating? :x
SirVashtaNerada
Yes, but only the young ones. Once they hit maturity the huge testosterone levels kind of taint the meat. At least to me.
gabewalker10
Same as for Hawaii.
GrampaJack
We get um!
PaladinAus
And Australia.
A911owner
You can literally hunt them from helicopters: http://www.helibacon.com/
A911owner
You can literally hunt them from helicopters: http://www.helibacon.com/
Vblink
Only $3500 for 2 people.
CentaurForDiseaseControl
They are aggressive and destructive, but piggos are still heckin cute
OverMyDadBody
Sounds like 1492
newworldtraveller
And they are delicious!
HurricaneMDC23
Sounds like humans.... but I doubt we are as delicious as bacon... boars are terrifying by the way!
Leadfoot
Well, unlike humans, these are intelligent and breed like rabbits.
HighSeass
Its very tough meat, sometimes nasty, sometimes really good though!
StormheartKing
One 'o those bastards killed Robert Baratheon.
imreallyjusthereforthecats
Lancel Lannister helped a bit
d0wnvotefairy
Have you not tried long pig?
DakAttakk
The sweetest meat.
HurricaneMDC23
I have not...
DishCrazy
Are they edible?
TCGView
Pretty decent meat. Older they get the more meh the meat is.
IAmTheEarlyEvening
They're pigs, dude
Dirtsailor2010
They're beyond edible. They are better than any domestic swine.
JackCornsby
They round them up here and ship them to China for food. To my knowledge the US doesn't allow for these to be sold commercially.
FishingForConversation
Most game can't be.
erischilde
I remember a thing about them giving the meat to shelters in Hawaii.
SkepticalFriend
Hardly unless they are young, old ones taste like piss
InitHello
Ask Asterix and Obelix.
KRUPTA80
By toutatis!
ihatehorses4lyfe
Have you ever heard of bacon before...
PornAndPuppies
Oh yeah
SometimesYouJustHaveToWadeThroughThePoo
its pronouced eatable
hal20
i cant tell if you are serious or sarcastic
SometimesYouJustHaveToWadeThroughThePoo
ain't dat fun
skwotingdog
Yes, although the boars can be quite gamey once mature
thebiggestblackestdick
I like when they're made into sausage.
biglovetravis
Best damned sausage you can ever eat!
ButMetal
Mr. Thebiggestblackestdick, I believe you have enough sausage!
thebiggestblackestdick
I'll never have enough sausage!
ButMetal
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pantsbazooka
Edible and one of the worst nuisances around. Breed like rabbits, kill children and are alcoholics. Some of this is true.
gabewalker10
Momma is that you....
ByThePowerOfGrayskull
GAngeldb
Love the show hog hunters, so good
exe122
Pretty sure you just described South Texas humans.
ChrisCostasBeard
You got a problem?
DoubleDickDonkey
Yeah, and it's South Texans.
ChrisCostasBeard
As a South Texan, myself and the rest of the tribe don't really care whatcha think
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Boar taint can be pretty bad (Google it. It's like a really bad taste imparted to the entire pig)
lilmookie
I don't think you're suppose to eat the taint.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Ha! No it's hormone related. The older the boar, the meat throughout the pig can start to taste pretty bad
lilmookie
:)
MasterMirror
What's a taint?