Zimbabwean
117140
1978
61
I know the actual lyric is "bless". Still thought this was funny.
Nov 17, 2017 12:39 PM
Zimbabwean
117140
1978
61
I know the actual lyric is "bless". Still thought this was funny.
TCGView
Well, when you purposely destroy your economy, a coup should be expected.
whywait
Like how tired/bored he looks in nearly every picture lol.
sophisticatedfun
This made my dsy
triplikewedo
This guy ruined the country. Should be out.
atrevelyan
I’ve lead some raids down in Africa. -YTMND
NothingsPerfect
Very appropriate username
Commentsleroyjenkinsoneverything
Leeeeeeeroy Jenkins!
stopitlucas
It does reign but but when it does, it pours
scuber
He didn’t do what’s right sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.
ScrippyChan
He'll be back.
ScrippyChan
...provided time doesn't kill him first.
Feynmaniac
News said his future “hangs in the balance”. He’s 93, no fucking shit.
obedienceispatriotism
I thought it was “I miss the rains down in Africa”
theinconvenienttruth
Its one of those things thats been misquoted for so long people just think its that way like "Houston we have a problem" is wrong
Bogart99
is he dead yet?
PeebRow
wtf!? bless? since when? goddamit mandela effect. i wanna go back to the original universe. Berenstein Bears, Miss The Rain, President Hil..
princeaizen
As a diluted african this is hilarious.
TonyZed68
redtruck
Bless you... or miss you, which ever one you feel comfy with :-)
HalloMyNameIsInigoMontoya
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plains.
SanKa13
theWinterKnight
Hello fellow Zimbabwean!
iTzBadAiim
LucidPariah
Lingeringfartsmell
@iamnotcalledsusan 400 billion dollars
GeorgeCostanzasWallet
I hear the drums echoing the plight...
enzocw
AAAAAFFFRRRIICCA
Frugtkagen
Dig up Ian Smith's corpse and you'd have a better leader than anything that's currently on the table. Make Zimbabwe Rhodesia Again.
frothyloins
Make Zimbabwe Rhodesia again.
Frugtkagen
'CAUSE WE'RE ALL RHODESIANS, AND WE'LL FIGHT THROUGH THICK AND THIN
Rendili
RHODESIANS NEVER DIE
percivaldanvers
WE'LL KEEP OUR LAND A FREE LAND, STOP THE ENEMY COMING IN
Frugtkagen
WE'LL KEEP THEM NORTH OF THE ZAMBEZI, 'TIL THAT RIVER'S RUNNING DRY
percivaldanvers
AND THIS MIGHTY LAND WILL PROSPER, FOR RHODESIANS NEVER DIE
studog
Bring on change!!
Cayowin
Just swapping out the guy who ordered the genocide for the guy who organized it.
studog
He is the lesser of 2 evils in all honestly
Zimbabwean
It's a bit more complicated than that. He's backed by the MDC. It's an unfortunately unnecessary evil.
Cayowin
My view is that this is just the snake getting a new head. All the rhetoric from generals has been ZANU. MDC is just hopeful & have been ...
Cayowin
invited to add legitimacy to an otherwise unconstitutional (for what its worth) move by army.
Zimbabwean
You make a good point but I sure hope you're wrong! At least G40 is being detained and Grace is in hiding. Going to hope for the best :P
Promethianfire
I don't defend or condone the land seizure, but 28 people /= genocide.
Cayowin
Mugabe in the 80's ordered the death of opponents, current head of army carried it out.
Promethianfire
yep, sorry.
Zimbabwean
I think they were referring to gukurahundi not the land seizures.
Promethianfire
Derp. Sorry. I've run into so many racists lately who hyperbolize the land seizures in order to fit their narrative. One told me that its'-
Promethianfire
not safe for white folks to go to Zimbabwe. I was like "Really? Because I was there for 2 weeks a few years ago and it was awesome."
stonebrood
has mugabe done anything new to be showing up recently? he's been insane for years if the The Bugle is anything to go by
404GravitassNotFound
His second wife was planning succession, good to know everyone has limits.
MerToo
lol you might want to read an actual international news site, like the Guardian. Or not, since it will only make you sad and anxious.
Durnstaros
Not new personally, but there's been something of a kerfuffle in Zimbabwe this week.
stealthgunner385
A fracas?
floatationman
Coupfuffle?
AskingTheRealQuestions
There's been a "military coup" in Zimbabwe, ousting Mugabe as leader after almost 40 years of rule.
lysani
Didn't he take over in 1987? So... 30 years?
MisterDictionary
Prime minister starting in 1980.
MackerelTex
"I know the lyric is actually 'bless'" WAIT WAT
Holociraptor
Well they're two different vowel sounds. I'm not sure how you'd make this mistake.
MrCapps
SarcasticSwede
Yeah I know, "I miss the rain down in bless" sounds so strange
MeisPip
I guess it rains
Satherian
Ryan, is that you?
MeisPip
MackerelTex
I GUESS IT RAAAAAINS DOWN IN AAAAFRICAAAAA
Zimbabwean
Ha ha yup!
joeyGOATgruff
It's pronounced weird. Like the song Manfred Mann's Blinded by the Light... wrapped up like a douche... and rolled up in her t'night....
ginniper
Yo it's "oh cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night"
JordonWithAnO
It's 'Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.'
Counterfit
It's "deuce", not "douche"
TheDudeSkywalker
The simplest way to blow people's mind is to tell them this fact
Whyt128
I still say they are wrong, watching their mouths when they sing it clearly looks like 'miss' instead of bless.
DrSchmolls
Do people not know this?
zomnoms
I didn't, I always thought it was "I miss the rain down in Africa"
Sogeking
They changed it because of climate change
somewhereinflorida
And there won't be snow either.